Its a chat board..so lets play bullshit with kakky

[Kakdiesel]

What up..lets bullshit..nothing taboo.everything allowed..lets bullshit and talk about whoever whatever whenever.

Ill go first: Penis you can get the fuck off our chat board or answer my question: did they contact you or get to you the other night?

either that or lick anal ass's nuts like the crack whore you are beeyoootch

 

[runner]

i'm bored.

what kinda' hops you got, kak? you a slasher or a spot up shooter?

 

[HappyScrappy]

I thought you were saying you didn't notice any aggression from the fina.

 

[Weapon X]

Kak, you have been so hyper lately!
You've also been funny as shit!

 

[Sushi X]

ok, since we are going to talk about anything taboo, how about all the ladies on this board just go ahead and give me your email addresses and send me your pics. that way we can get things over with and save my tortuing you for the bedroom.


as for the gay remarks, well i won't go there. i don't know who is and is'nt gay here so i will only say let's keep this a gay free zone.

 

[runner]

the gay free zone has already been violated.

 

[Kakdiesel]

i'm bored.

what kinda' hops you got, kak? you a slasher or a spot up shooter?

Runner in high school I was big into basketbal..ever since 8th grade when I bought the strength shoes to increase my vertical and worked on this squat machine called the SuperCat at the local "basketball players only gym" (it was designed for basketball players to lift certain muscle groups to increase athletic ability on the court only) I've had a great vertical.

i have short arms kinda and but my vertical measured when i was 19 was around 38 inches..i could dunk a basketball of oops..but my hands nad arms were so small i could never palm or grip it right.

i got a good jump shot, pull up from 3 or midrange..but if I get tired or lazy and try to shoot a set shot I brick most of the time..im good on teh drive, got a great first step, and play good defense..i would say i got john stockton game cuz I'm a good passer...

but as the years passed and i got busy with other things, my game has fell off..i lost a step, and my timing is off a bit..

I was a point gaurd all conference first team in high school but nowadays i'm just a gymrat playin pick up ball with fools that have decent game that makes me look better than i really am..i know im not as good as i use to be but its still fun

 

[Kakdiesel]

Oh and another thing, i'm fuckin sick of all these newbies posting and wasting space.

no offense but if your a newbie fine..just be a consistent poster and become "part of the board"..dont just post and leave post and leave whatever..get to know the people on this GOT DAMN board!! PLEASE!! i mean we have ALL been newbies at one point but at least us regulars have gotten to know each other and stuff.

Its a chat board..chat you fuckin newbies or get da hell outta dodge..and lick my nut suck while you at it ya fuckin retardds..

i'll smack you so hard that your future babies will be dizzy bitches

 

[Kakdiesel]

I thought you were saying you didn't notice any aggression from the fina.

i think its the xenadrine..like i said before, i havent taken ephedrine in six months and its really really kickin in these days..

i feel coked up....and i havent done any yay in a long time either..

so i'm hyper for a few hours after I pop the ephedrine..

anyways back to my point, i'll bullshit some more with you fine people.

the other day I was at the YMCA lifting and as i was driving out of the parking lot, I saw this fat chick staring at me checkin me or my car out (i have a shiny black new toyota avalon )

so I felt like being funny and i picked my nose while looking square dead into her face..just to see how many rolls of fat she could create while grimacing that chunky grill of hers..

heheheh....i shoulda rolled down the window and rolled up the boogie and flicked it at her but i didnt have time..

i could give a fuck what ugly girls think of me heehehehheh...

 

[Kakdiesel]

now that i think of it just to let all the homosexual males out there now who are on this board...listen to this:

i've always had a problem or some homophobic reaction to seeing gay dudes out in public..if they are like mackin or spittin game to another dude or freakin on with another male in da club..i thought that was disgusting.

but after talkin to several of you on here, where I cant see you, i came to realize how all my visual perceptions and prejudice was totally whack..i mean i actually feel comfortable in talkin to ya'll on here and plus this might sound stupid but for the first time in my life (when I joined the board over a year ago) i see ya'll as real people and just regular dudes..

ok now that i'm off that deep shit, here's a funny joke I posted a while back about gays..its not disrespectful but gross:

2 gay guys bu-foo-ing in a living room goin at it..the one on the bottom gettin it in the ass owns the apt. The phone starts to ring, but the guy on the bottom (we'll call him Gary) is like , "hurry up Steven (the other gay dude), i want you to come in my ass--i wanna feel that hot man juice in my pooder"

the phone keeps ringing

"hurry up Steven, i want it before I answer the phone. I dont want to stop"

the phone keeps ringing

Steven: "I will just shut up..let me concnetrate bitch"

the phone keeps rigning..now Gary thinks it might be an emergency cuz the person wont hang up.

Gary:"fine, just wait here and play with your dick to stay hard while I answer that cuz it might be an emergency. dont come though cuz i want it in my ass. PROMISEME YOU WONT COME TIL I GET BACK DAMMIT"

Steven: "ok ok baby doll i wont, i promise"

Gary answers the phone comes back to the living room with come all over the couch, curtians, carpet..EVERYWHERE"

Gary: Dammit steven, I thought you promised me not to come til i came back

Steven: I didnt gary. I farted


LOL LOL