I got hit by a pebble launched by a lawnmower the other day. Hit me right in the eyebrow and hurt like a sonofabitch, like being shot with a pellet gun.
but if it had hit me an half an inch lower it could have been a lot worse.
who was that who told the story of his sister getting hit by cow shit and it exploaded so hard into her face that she had to go to the dr to get the cow shit that was impacted in her sinuses out