Is this Joke funny?

[MrOlympia2004]

There was once an old woman who owned a dog named Butt and a cat named Pussy. One day her next-door neighbor came by, irate, and coplained, "Your damn dog took a shit on my lawn and the next time he does it, I'll pull all the clothes off your clothesline."

Well the dog did it again, and the man pulled the clothes off the clothesline. The dog did it again and the neighbor kicked the dog down the road. At that, the cat went over and scratched up the man's front door, so he shaved the cat's fur off. And that made the old woman so furious that she called the police.

"What seems to be the problem?" asked the cop on duty.

She shrieked, "my neighbor pulled down my pants, shaved my Pussy, and kicked my Butt down the road!"

 

[Weapon X]

In kind of a 4th grade kinda way...

 

[MrOlympia2004]

It must have been the then

 

[WarriorPL]

not at all, nice try

 

[Wrongun]

You may need help!

 

[havoc]

Thats horrific.

 

[Roadblock]

Well, it´s as fun as this one:

There was a father and son who went on a fishing trip and they were
out on the lake when the dad pulls out a beer
"Can I have one, Dad?"
"Can your dick touch your asshole?"
"No."
"Then you can't have one." So then the dad takes out a cigarette.
"Dad, can I smoke one, too?"
"Can your dick touch your asshole?"
"No."
"Then you can't have one."
The father and son soon finish up fishing and head on home.
On the way back,
the dad buys two lottery tickets, one for his son and one for him. The
dad wins two dollars and the son wins 5 million! The dad is surprised
and
a bit jealous.
"You're gonna share that with me, aren't you, son?"
"Can your dick touch your asshole?"
"Yes."
"Then go fuck yourself."

 

[absolute hardgainer]

That one was funnier than Mr O's joke, I'd say.

hardgainer (laugh every day)

 

[HelenSL]

i think i know that old woman.

Are you sure it's a joke???

love
helen



***don't smile at me - i might not be able to handle it...***

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

No, but these are

If a truckload of dead babies is gross, and a live one at the bottom eating its way out is grosser than gross, what's grossest of all?
When he goes back for seconds.

What's grosser than gross?
Popping a boner and running out of skin.

There once was a lady named Dot
Who lived off of pig shit and snot.
When she couldn't get these
She ate the green cheese
That she scraped off the sides of her twat.

What's the definition of relative humidity?
The sweat on your balls when your're fucking
Your sister.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Rubbing his grandma's twat
Stuck in his pinky
Got it all sticky
And said, "Damn you're beginning to rot."

Or

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his girlfiend dry.
He stuck in his tongue,
Pulled out some come,
And said, "This is a great piece of pie!"

Whats the difference between pusy and cunt?
A pussy is soft, warm, inviting..... and a cunt is
the person who owns it.

What's the definition of an overbite?
When your're eating pussy and it tastes like shit.