is this guy gay?

[Yarg!]

ok say you have a friend, who acts like this, is he gay?

1. when asked to go paint balling, refused for "being afraid of bruising"
2. does not play sports
3. drinks coolers and various colored alcoholic beverages
4. never talks to women
5. never actively pursues women (ie. ask for number, meet new women, etc)
6. never works out claims hes "not a gym type of person"
7. has 6 pairs of shoes- none of them for running or hiking
8. has loads of clothes (moreso than any straight man should have, and usually two types of each peice- in the same color, ie . 2x fleece jackets)
9. is afraid of getting wet
10. refuses to take martial arts or partake in any sort of exercise program that includes the slightest amount of pain (ie. resfused to punch a sand bag)
11. does not own one article of sports oriented clothing (shorts, track pants, etc, but owns loads of expensive clothes)
12. enjoys furniture shopping and home decorating
13. does not want to work on cars for fear of getting hands dirty
14. only expensive cars interest him (mercedes, etc), but only for their exterior and interior amenities- nothing engine wise
15. hates guns, knives, talking about women, talking about beer, sports, working out, cars.. etc.
16. has never had a girlfriend in his life, tho spends hundreds on looking good.
17. oh and hates pranks , and gets all prissy when a few (1 or 2) jokes are made at his expense

 

[wnt2bBeast]

 

[hotzie]

definitely

 

[AAP]

No, he's just a sissy.

 

[Phaded]

nothing wrong with having alot of clothes.. or liking a mercedes because its a 'benz' all the other shit i'm leaning towards he's gay..

 

[justyxxxx]

4. never talks to women

This rules out him being gay.

 

[LoneTree]

ok say you have a friend, who acts like this, is he gay?

1. when asked to go paint balling, refused for "being afraid of bruising"
2. does not play sports
3. drinks coolers and various colored alcoholic beverages
4. never talks to women
5. never actively pursues women (ie. ask for number, meet new women, etc)
6. never works out claims hes "not a gym type of person"
7. has 6 pairs of shoes- none of them for running or hiking
8. has loads of clothes (moreso than any straight man should have, and usually two types of each peice- in the same color, ie . 2x fleece jackets)
9. is afraid of getting wet
10. refuses to take martial arts or partake in any sort of exercise program that includes the slightest amount of pain (ie. resfused to punch a sand bag)
11. does not own one article of sports oriented clothing (shorts, track pants, etc, but owns loads of expensive clothes)
12. enjoys furniture shopping and home decorating
13. does not want to work on cars for fear of getting hands dirty
14. only expensive cars interest him (mercedes, etc), but only for their exterior and interior amenities- nothing engine wise
15. hates guns, knives, talking about women, talking about beer, sports, working out, cars.. etc.
16. has never had a girlfriend in his life, tho spends hundreds on looking good.
17. oh and hates pranks , and gets all prissy when a few (1 or 2) jokes are made at his expense

ok say you have a friend, who acts like this, is he gay?

I don't play paint balling.
I don't play sports
I am not actively pursuing women
I have more than 6 pairs of shoes
I have shit loads of clothes - I like to dress stylishly.
I don't like to get wet
I don't play martial arts. I don't get into fights.
I don't own one article of sports oriented clothing - I think they are stupid.
I don't need to work on car - I have an excellent car and I pay mechanics.
I like amenities in expensive cars
I hate guns, knives, talking about women, talking about beer, cars.. etc. These are all no brainers.

and I am definitely not gay.

 

[Phaded]

i bring 12 packs of smirnoff ice to poker night..

 

[Yarg!]

ok say you have a friend, who acts like this, is he gay?

I don't play paint balling.
I don't play sports
I am not actively pursuing women
I have more than 6 pairs of shoes
I have shit loads of clothes - I like to dress stylishly.
I don't like to get wet
I don't play martial arts. I don't get into fights.
I don't own one article of sports oriented clothing - I think they are stupid.
I don't need to work on car - I have an excellent car and I pay mechanics.
I like amenities in expensive cars
I hate guns, knives, talking about women, talking about beer, cars.. etc. These are all no brainers.

and I am definitely not gay.

its time to man up, orb.

 

[LoneTree]

So I should get into fights, talk about beer, pay a shit load of money for stupid polyester sports crap, change my own oil, love guns and knives to be manly?

Does being manly mean being stupid?

 

[monkey arms]

Maybe not gay, but definitetly a pussy

 

[Sub-Zero]

ok say you have a friend, who acts like this, is he gay?

1. when asked to go paint balling, refused for "being afraid of bruising"
2. does not play sports
3. drinks coolers and various colored alcoholic beverages
4. never talks to women
5. never actively pursues women (ie. ask for number, meet new women, etc)
6. never works out claims hes "not a gym type of person"
7. has 6 pairs of shoes- none of them for running or hiking
8. has loads of clothes (moreso than any straight man should have, and usually two types of each peice- in the same color, ie . 2x fleece jackets)
9. is afraid of getting wet
10. refuses to take martial arts or partake in any sort of exercise program that includes the slightest amount of pain (ie. resfused to punch a sand bag)
11. does not own one article of sports oriented clothing (shorts, track pants, etc, but owns loads of expensive clothes)
12. enjoys furniture shopping and home decorating
13. does not want to work on cars for fear of getting hands dirty
14. only expensive cars interest him (mercedes, etc), but only for their exterior and interior amenities- nothing engine wise
15. hates guns, knives, talking about women, talking about beer, sports, working out, cars.. etc.
16. has never had a girlfriend in his life, tho spends hundreds on looking good.
17. oh and hates pranks , and gets all prissy when a few (1 or 2) jokes are made at his expense

going by number 9 id say hes a cat.

 

[LoneTree]

If someone twice my size tries to bully or intimidate me, I would rather die than back down.
When I graduated from professional school, I was in Jail for political reasons, because I didn't compromise my principles.
I was attacked by a mob of 100 people, beaten till I was unconscious. Slept one night in waiting room in train station. Almost went back under police protection. I didn't back down. A year later, my opponents had the biggest defeat they ever had.

To me, that's manlyness.

 

[Sub-Zero]

If someone twice my size tries to bully or intimidate me, I would rather die than back down.
When I graduated from professional school, I was in Jail for political reasons, because I didn't compromise my principles.
I was attacked by a mob of 100 people, beaten till I was unconscious. Slept one night in waiting room in train station. Almost went back under police protection. I didn't back down. A year later, my opponents had the biggest defeat they ever had.

To me, that's manlyness.

sounds pretty gay orb

 

[LoneTree]

sounds pretty gay orb

Well, then I guess I am gay.
Sometimes you have to face the reality.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i swear everyone knows alien amp pharm in person except me

this is bullshit

 

[EnderJE]

and I am definitely not gay.

Hmm...what does your boyfriend thing?

jk, maing...

 

[LoneTree]

Hmm...what does your boyfriend thing?

jk, maing...

Actually, now that I have realized that I am gay, I have to find a boy friend.

 

[H_T_]

wimp, milquetoast, pansy, pussy, wussy, sally, twerp, etc.

 

[brojoh]

ok say you have a friend, who acts like this, is he gay?

1. when asked to go paint balling, refused for "being afraid of bruising"
2. does not play sports
3. drinks coolers and various colored alcoholic beverages
4. never talks to women
5. never actively pursues women (ie. ask for number, meet new women, etc)
6. never works out claims hes "not a gym type of person"
7. has 6 pairs of shoes- none of them for running or hiking
8. has loads of clothes (moreso than any straight man should have, and usually two types of each peice- in the same color, ie . 2x fleece jackets)
9. is afraid of getting wet
10. refuses to take martial arts or partake in any sort of exercise program that includes the slightest amount of pain (ie. resfused to punch a sand bag)
11. does not own one article of sports oriented clothing (shorts, track pants, etc, but owns loads of expensive clothes)
12. enjoys furniture shopping and home decorating
13. does not want to work on cars for fear of getting hands dirty
14. only expensive cars interest him (mercedes, etc), but only for their exterior and interior amenities- nothing engine wise
15. hates guns, knives, talking about women, talking about beer, sports, working out, cars.. etc.
16. has never had a girlfriend in his life, tho spends hundreds on looking good.
17. oh and hates pranks , and gets all prissy when a few (1 or 2) jokes are made at his expense

He's not gay, he's just a sissy boy. But you certainly seem to be taking extraordinary interest in him. Wonder why?

 

[Sub-Zero]

He's not gay, he's just a sissy boy. But you certainly seem to be taking extraordinary interest in him. Wonder why?

you have 2 posts.

im going to hit you with

 

[Yarg!]

He's not gay, he's just a sissy boy. But you certainly seem to be taking extraordinary interest in him. Wonder why?

because you touch yourself at night.

 

[PICK3]

yep ... he bites pillows

 

[Razorguns]

Congratulations. You just described a nerd.

 

[samoth]

talking about beer

People actually do this?

 

[samoth]

If someone twice my size tries to bully or intimidate me, I would rather die than back down.
To me, that's manlyness.

Sounds like idiocy to me. Especially if said man has a family and children.

 

[Yarg!]

People actually do this?

surely you must have went "yeah miller blows, buds better" at some point in your life.. i mean you are in college

 

[sorerotators]

wimp, milquetoast, pansy, pussy, wussy, sally, twerp, etc.

aye

 

[bullett]

Sounds like idiocy to me. Especially if said man has a family and children.

So did Robert Reed and Rock Hudson....

 

[from zero]

going by number 9 id say hes a cat.

lol, you ass.

 

[Meantime1]

He's not gay, he's just a sissy boy. But you certainly seem to be taking extraordinary interest in him. Wonder why?

I agree is NOT gay take it from me, his just a sissy and a very very regid one also.
By taken great pride in his apperance more than the average person, tells me that he does have some personal issues within himself, he feels by looking his best, he would feel his best, when really beauty is a state of mind.

 

[from zero]

I don't think he's gay. I think the guy is just a pansy little douche KillahBee-wannabe fag girl.

 

[mrplunkey]

Can't definitively say, but here are a few things that stand out!

1. when asked to go paint balling, refused for "being afraid of bruising"
4. never talks to women
5. never actively pursues women (ie. ask for number, meet new women, etc)
12. enjoys furniture shopping and home decorating DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
16. has never had a girlfriend in his life, tho spends hundreds on looking good. DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
17. oh and hates pranks , and gets all prissy when a few (1 or 2) jokes are made at his expense

The other stuff didn't seem that distinctively gay to me.

 

[hamstershaver]

#2 = peter puffer, end of story

 

[coverguy]

He just sounds like a piker!

 

[Allon]

I have a friend who always wonders who is gay. Anything non macho about the people around him and he suspects gayness.

This friend of mine is GEIGH IMO.

 

[SoKlueles]

hes just sensitive and doesnt have alot of self esteem

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I don't like paintball
I don't play sports
I liked mixed drinks
I don't talk to women
I have never actively pursued women once in my life.
I workout but I am "not a gym type of person"
I has never had a girlfriend in my life,
I don't like pranks.

So uh, I'm over half of that list...so what?
I'm not giegh and I'd love to see one of you 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin' mofos call me a sissy. Break you over my knee.

So quick to judge when other's don't fit your mold.


...choke yourselves

 

[Phaded]

i have a small cock does this make me gay

 

[Yarg!]

the reason i ask this (if he is gay, he's still my friend, and im onyl half serious here) is that whenever me and the guys want to do anything fun, he pussies out. paintball? nope. sports game vs one of our rivals? nope. wanna hit up a party? nope. wanan hit up an auto show? nope. hey dude, be my winger, theres 2 hotties over tehre. nope. see how this can be quite frustrating. to be honest i know hes not gay, he just has low self esteem- as proven by the similarties to ulcaster.

 

[Zebo]

Or he's married and the poor soul is just plain beat down......

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Does he get hit on by dudes and accepts it, rather, invites it? Does he disappear with dudes at parties, does he have gay porn on his computer?

These are the questions that you should find the answers to that would reveal if he's gay.

All the other points you've made could just mean he's a big pussy.