you can always do like old people do...cover your furnature in plastic.
how about you just round up the ones that aren't afraid to have their faces shown and we'll make a porn video out of that. it's not like anyone else is going to see them unless they're gay and buy gay porn. i mean really, how many people are going to announce in a board meeting that they bought Anal Assplorer's Gay Pool Party Orgy and saw the company VP choking on cock while being DP'ed and jerking off 2 more guys?