Is this a scumbag move?

[KillahBee]

Hypothetical situation:

Dude is at a happy hour all night with a bunch of peeps from work. Everybody has a great time, everybody is drunk out of their mind. Potential hook-ups unfold, so on and so forth. At the end of the night, Dude is going to drive his one buddy home (who lives a few blocks from him) and also offered a male coworker his couch for the evening since male coworker is drunk and straight. When Dude goes outside, his buddy is outside talking to a young coworker that Dude knows his buddy is really into (into = he wants to fuck her, but also seems to "like" her a bit). Female coworker has a boyfriend - FYI.

So Dude gathers buddy and male coworker to get in his car. But female coworker that buddy was talking to jumps in too. So Dude thinks to himself, "Nice, buddy is gonna tag her tonight. I'm very happy for him". However, when Dude drops buddy off at buddy's house, female coworker stays in the car. So, that's weird. So Dude brings female coworker and male coworker to his pad, and gets both comfortable on separate couches. Dude crashes in his bed.

At about 3am, Dude opens his eyes and sees female coworker closing his bedroom door. Without saying a word, female coworker drunkenly stumbles over to Dude's bed, slides under the covers and goes to friggin town on Dude. Then they fall asleep.

Now, Dude wakes up and feels pretty shitty cause he knows his buddy likes this chick. Dude also finds out what the conversation was that buddy and female coworker were having outside the bar - she was almost in tears telling buddy that she felt guilty cause she kind of liked buddy but was in love with her boyfriend (yeah, girls are sane).

So, the question is, did Dude pull a scumbag move on his buddy?

 

[PBR]

KB....you have the bomb life bro....the ONLY fucking reason that im on EF is to live vicariously thru you and the women in your avatars...

you should have your own church...id be a member.

 

[DieselGunz]

I would not have done it but most would

 

[nycgirl]

LOL @ hypothetical.

No, he didn't.

WTF is she doing in bed with "dude" when she has a boyfriend? Upset about the conversation, but . . . move over stud, I want to cuddle with you.???

 

[DieselGunz]

LOL @ hypothetical.

No, he didn't.

WTF is she doing in bed with "dude" when she has a boyfriend? Upset about the conversation, but . . . move over stud, I want to cuddle with you.???

easy she's a tramp/drunk and impressionable

 

[alien amp pharm]

What a slut!


(both dude and girl)

 

[KillahBee]

I would not have done it but most would

I can honestly say that I have NEVER fucked a friend over for a chick. NEVER. Shit, I remember when I was younger I had the chance to sleep with one of the sexiest chicks I had ever known, both all hopped up on E and just ready for some fun. I somehow never touched her simply cause she used to date on of my boys.

I'm torn about this one. I mean, he "liked" her - what the hell does that count for when you are 26? And, although it doesn't excuse any of Dude's actions, the chick completely threw herself at him. He never even flirted with her.

And PBR - nah man, I am no casanova. just end up in some weird funny situations every now and then

 

[DieselGunz]

Oh KB nice shag baby

 

[KillahBee]

No, he didn't.

WTF is she doing in bed with "dude" when she has a boyfriend? Upset about the conversation, but . . . move over stud, I want to cuddle with you.???

I know, it's VERY weird. Especially since Dude and her never flirted or really talked much at all. Took Dude 100% by surprise

 

[pintoca]

only a scumbag if Dude is Eyetalian

 

[blut wump]

No. Buddy should feel envious of Dude but in a "I wish I'd been that lucky" kind of way. A girl with a BF is pretty much out of bounds to everyone unless she wakes you up in the middle of the night dripping juice on your groin.

 

[KillahBee]

No. Buddy should feel envious of Dude but in a "I wish I'd been that lucky" kind of way. A girl with a BF is pretty much out of bounds to everyone unless she wakes you up in the middle of the night dripping juice on your groin.

VERY well said. I agree 100%.

 

[DieselGunz]

I can honestly say that I have NEVER fucked a friend over for a chick. NEVER. Shit, I remember when I was younger I had the chance to sleep with one of the sexiest chicks I had ever known, both all hopped up on E and just ready for some fun. I somehow never touched her simply cause she used to date on of my boys.

I'm torn about this one. I mean, he "liked" her - what the hell does that count for when you are 26? And, although it doesn't excuse any of Dude's actions, the chick completely threw herself at him. He never even flirted with her.

And PBR - nah man, I am no casanova. just end up in some weird funny situations every now and then

I am the same way, my boy likes a girl or has done ANYTHING with her I am not game, to many biddies running around to take sloppy seconds

Age is just a number the bottom line the dude knew she had a BF and buddy liked her and to top it off she was drunk so obvioulsy she was not in her right mind so he should have passed, shit maybe she thought he was buddy but was 2 fucked up to realize it

Damn get a hold of your woman fellas

 

[KillahBee]

Just as a side note - the last 3 females that I have "been" with all had boyfriends/significant others at the time.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to go and respect relationships or trust women after all that?

 

[DieselGunz]

Just as a side note - the last 3 females that I have "been" with all had boyfriends/significant others at the time.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to go and respect relationships or trust women after all that?

lol, cause u put it down in all the right places thats why. Have confidence in all aspects of your game and you are good to go.


BTW woman that cheat USUALLY are lacking something they see in other male so they go for it, so basically your tight as a tiger

 

[Gymgurl]

She asked for it....but wrong since she had a boyfriend....he was wrong but natural desires tend to over rule the mind sometimes

 

[KillahBee]

She asked for it....but wrong since she had a boyfriend....he was wrong but natural desires tend to over rule the mind sometimes

Dude doesn't care about the BF part, just screwing over his buddy part.

 

[jdynasty]

Dude, where's my car

 

[hamstershaver]

hypothetically speaking, does this chick like it in the pooper?

 

[KillahBee]

hypothetically speaking, does this chick like it in the pooper?

hypothetically speaking, Dude didn't quite jump that far ahead in the game. But Dude found out she is a gusher. Big time.

 

[jdynasty]

so, what you are saying is dude had to change his sheets

 

[KillahBee]

so, what you are saying is dude had to change his sheets

Affirmative.

 

[seizer]

Dude forgot to take pics...uh uh uhhhh

 

[sawastea]

KB....you have the bomb life bro....the ONLY fucking reason that im on EF is to live vicariously thru you and the women in your avatars...

you should have your own church...id be a member.

If it [story] was only true...

 

[KillahBee]

If it [story] was only true...

You should have came by maing

 

[sawastea]

You never confirmed it as per my K message...

 

[musclemom]

I am the same way, my boy likes a girl or has done ANYTHING with her I am not game, to many biddies running around to take sloppy seconds

Age is just a number the bottom line the dude knew she had a BF and buddy liked her and to top it off she was drunk so obvioulsy she was not in her right mind so he should have passed, shit maybe she thought he was buddy but was 2 fucked up to realize it
Damn get a hold of your woman fellas

For many years I didn't drink, I was the sober one at the parties and I have seen some fucking ODD g'damned behavior out of drunk people. I'm not excusing her actions but I have seen, with two separate individuals, a drunk person crash out then "wake back up," within an hour or two, and they are, for all intents and purposes, sleep walking but it's something different. They have ZERO recollection of their actions when confronted the next day, even though you saw them get up, you spoke with them, whatever.

Unless the girl addressed the buddy by name, I would seriously question if she was in her right mind at the time. Her actions are illogical. Otherwise, she was just horny as hell and obviously couldn't get a rise out of the guy she thought she liked ...

If he's all torn up with guilt, there's nothing he can do to make the guilt go away. Confessing shit just spreads the pain. Best to chalk it up to a life lesson (realizing a fleeting pleasure is so not worth the long term nagging conscience) and move forward.

Just my $0.02.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Just as a side note - the last 3 females that I have "been" with all had boyfriends/significant others at the time.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to go and respect relationships or trust women after all that?

because they were in relationships with chumps that couldnt do it right, and therefore couldnt hold onto their girl. you, on the other hand, arent a chump (see how polite i am ) and will do shit right so that this isnt going to be an issue. thats how.

anyway, LOL @ the comparitive morality in this thread. couch sleeping dude the next day: "dude! i cant believe you fucking did that. *I* was going to bang her behind her boyfriends back FIRST, you have no fucking respect. we are no longer friends"

at the end of the day, had you pushed naked girl onto the floor and run outside to ask your friend if it was ok to have sex with her, if he's a half decent guy, theres NO WAY in hell he would have said 'dont do it' since she had demonstrated her sluttiness and was destined to be downgraded to sex buddy material only. nor could you do that without killing the vibe and making naked girl feel like she was being passed around like a piece of meat. the simple reality of the situation is that either YOU were going to get laid, or no one was, and either way, she would be neither of your girlfriends. your friend simply has to come to terms with that. so long as you didnt instigate any of it (and you didnt) then what you did does not qualify as grasscutting, and youre fine.

thats how i see it anyway.

 

[KillahBee]

For many years I didn't drink, I was the sober one at the parties and I have seen some fucking ODD g'damned behavior out of drunk people. I'm not excusing her actions but I have seen, with two separate individuals, a drunk person crash out then "wake back up," within an hour or two, and they are, for all intents and purposes, sleep walking but it's something different. They have ZERO recollection of their actions when confronted the next day, even though you saw them get up, you spoke with them, whatever.

Unless the girl addressed the buddy by name, I would seriously question if she was in her right mind at the time. Her actions are illogical. Otherwise, she was just horny as hell and obviously couldn't get a rise out of the guy she thought she liked ...

If he's all torn up with guilt, there's nothing he can do to make the guilt go away. Confessing shit just spreads the pain. Best to chalk it up to a life lesson (realizing a fleeting pleasure is so not worth the long term nagging conscience) and move forward.

Just my $0.02.

woah now, you're getting into some off the wall shit right there. female coworker knew where she was and who she was with. let's not get all A Current Affair on me

 

[KillahBee]

golden, we have been in agreement on things for about 3 weeks now. this is WEIRD

 

[GoldenDelicious]

golden, we have been in agreement on things for about 3 weeks now. this is WEIRD

bout time you matured

also, description of girl would be nice lol

 

[swolenole]

from experience..it can make it weird around the office..

 

[KillahBee]

also, description of girl would be nice lol

white, Irish looking chick. cute, but there is something about the mouth/teeth that isn't right. not sure what it is though.

BANGIN body. chick must be at 3% bf. thick, muscular legs and an ass that should be worshipped. flat stomach, nice small boobs (a healthy B or smal C). but that ass is the talk of the office.

VERY weird sex though.

or so Dude told me

 

[jdynasty]

explain the weirdness from dudes point of view of course

 

[musclemom]

woah now, you're getting into some off the wall shit right there. female coworker knew where she was and who she was with. let's not get all A Current Affair on me

Okay, okay, I was just tossing out a theory, you had said from the beginning that everyone was plastered.

A) If he didn't want her molesting him, he should have said, GET THE FUCK OFF and rolled over on his belly and ignored her because it's kinda tough for a woman to rape a guy unless she's wearing a strap on.

B) It takes two to tango.

C) Not mine, or anybody else's place, to judge their actions.

D) Unless the guy is you, he should have kept his fucking mouth shut. If the guy is you, see option A)

 

[KillahBee]

explain the weirdness from dudes point of view of course

well, from Dude's point of view, the whole thing was weird. I mean, Dude is passed out cold and gets woken up at 3am by a veritable stranger who slides under his covers without saying a word and gets on top of him and starts going wild. other signs of weirdness (from Dude's point of view of course):

- she came in about 1 minute
- she was a big time gusher
- when dude tried to take her from behind, she was either way too drunk or just retarded cause she was moving/falling all over the place
- she started getting real rough, letting him get real rough. at one point Dude thought she actually threw a roundhouse at his head

 

[needtogetaas]

Hypothetical situation:

Dude is at a happy hour all night with a bunch of peeps from work. Everybody has a great time, everybody is drunk out of their mind. Potential hook-ups unfold, so on and so forth. At the end of the night, Dude is going to drive his one buddy home (who lives a few blocks from him) and also offered a male coworker his couch for the evening since male coworker is drunk and straight. When Dude goes outside, his buddy is outside talking to a young coworker that Dude knows his buddy is really into (into = he wants to fuck her, but also seems to "like" her a bit). Female coworker has a boyfriend - FYI.

So Dude gathers buddy and male coworker to get in his car. But female coworker that buddy was talking to jumps in too. So Dude thinks to himself, "Nice, buddy is gonna tag her tonight. I'm very happy for him". However, when Dude drops buddy off at buddy's house, female coworker stays in the car. So, that's weird. So Dude brings female coworker and male coworker to his pad, and gets both comfortable on separate couches. Dude crashes in his bed.

At about 3am, Dude opens his eyes and sees female coworker closing his bedroom door. Without saying a word, female coworker drunkenly stumbles over to Dude's bed, slides under the covers and goes to friggin town on Dude. Then they fall asleep.

Now, Dude wakes up and feels pretty shitty cause he knows his buddy likes this chick. Dude also finds out what the conversation was that buddy and female coworker were having outside the bar - she was almost in tears telling buddy that she felt guilty cause she kind of liked buddy but was in love with her boyfriend (yeah, girls are sane).

So, the question is, did Dude pull a scumbag move on his buddy?

this should be in ellite between the sheets.

 

[KillahBee]

this should be in ellite between the sheets.

u shood mooov it thear

 

[needtogetaas]

u shood mooov it thear

IIIIIIII have the powerrrrrrrrrr

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well, from Dude's point of view, the whole thing was weird. I mean, Dude is passed out cold and gets woken up at 3am by a veritable stranger who slides under his covers without saying a word and gets on top of him and starts going wild. other signs of weirdness (from Dude's point of view of course):

- she came in about 1 minute
- she was a big time gusher
- when dude tried to take her from behind, she was either way too drunk or just retarded cause she was moving/falling all over the place
- she started getting real rough, letting him get real rough. at one point Dude thought she actually threw a roundhouse at his head

dude!

anyway goodgood . isnt it strange how you go through a bit of a dry spell, then something in your personality clicks over and all of a sudden youre trying to figure out just which one to make a move on because theres 7 of them

still... its a nice problem to have

 

[KillahBee]

dude!

anyway goodgood . isnt it strange how you go through a bit of a dry spell, then something in your personality clicks over and all of a sudden youre trying to figure out just which one to make a move on because theres 7 of them

still... its a nice problem to have

yep. hot streaks are always good. it's like the nani just finds you. and all at the right time too. hopefully the cold front doesn't come in for a bit.

and yeah, this chick was into hitting Dude and shit. Dude had to pull her hair harder and harder just so she couldn't get the leverage to knock him out with a right cross.

 

[jujubes]

Just as a side note - the last 3 females that I have "been" with all had boyfriends/significant others at the time.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to go and respect relationships or trust women after all that?

So you regularly participate in infidelity at the same time preaching about fidelity?

Dude needs therapy.

 

[KillahBee]

So you regularly participate in infidelity at the same time preaching about fidelity?

Dude needs therapy.

WOAH, genius. When the frig did I preach about fidelty? I swear to fuck, it's impossible to have a conversation around here cause 99% of you just make shit up. I never once preached about infidelity or fidelity for that matter.

 

[slat1]

I say "No" not a scum bag move. Deer in the headlights defense.
I learned this from a deer. When she climbs into the bed... don't move. Sure she may blow you and have sex with you. But no one saw you because you didn't move!





















You will most likely get hit by a car though.








Or if you buddy finds out just use the Chewbacka defense!

 

[jujubes]

WOAH, genius. When the frig did I preach about fidelty? I swear to fuck, it's impossible to have a conversation around here cause 99% of you just make shit up. I never once preached about infidelity or fidelity for that matter.

Well let me see Tips..you admitted to helping others cheat = INFIDELITY, and then you whined about the fact that now you can't respect others and how on earth are you going to be able to trust women, obviously referring to the fact that you are worried they would cheat...= FIDELITY

If 99% of this board is way out there, according to you, then I will happily keep to the majority

BTW..if you knew before you slept with her that she had a boyfriend, then it was a scumbag move. Put yourself in the boyfriend's shoes and hope that it doesn't come back to bite you in the ass one day.

 

[Raina]

I don't think it's a scumbag move. It's not like the other coworker was actually involved with her. Though it's fair if he's pissed about it...but the risk of that happening was known before any fun occurred.

 

[n i c k]

So you regularly participate in infidelity at the same time preaching about fidelity?

Dude needs therapy.

If said dude is single, then I have no problem with it.

Female co-worker is the one not being faithful. Dude was presented with an opportunity, and dude took it. Way to go dude! One of the many pleasures of the single life... un-attached and care-free.

As for female co-worker... if she didn't cheat with dude, I'm sure it would have been with someone else. Female co-worker knew EXACTLY who and what she wanted going into dude's room... she wanted dude's cawk.

 

[KillahBee]

Well let me see Tips..you admitted to helping others cheat = INFIDELITY, and then you whined about the fact that now you can't respect others and how on earth are you going to be able to trust women, obviously referring to the fact that you are worried they would cheat...= FIDELITY

If 99% of this board is way out there, according to you, then I will happily keep to the majority

BTW..if you knew before you slept with her that she had a boyfriend, then it was a scumbag move. Put yourself in the boyfriend's shoes and hope that it doesn't come back to bite you in the ass one day.

Once again, people just don't listen or have the ability to understand. AT NOT POINT DID I CARE ABOUT THE BF! The scumbag part was referring to Dude's friend. The way I see it, the cheating is on the girl's shoulders, not mine. And the issue is the guy's, not mine.

I didn't cheat. I don't cheat (anymore). If a girl wants to cheat on her sig other with me, that's her deal, not mine. That "helped her cheat" shit is a load af bull. Her cheating had NOTHING to do with me, ESPECIALLY given the fact that I didn't pursue her. Was I part of it? Of course. But if we are talking about ownership of responsibility here, it's all her. Nobody had a gun to her head.

 

[jujubes]

Dude doesn't care about the BF part, just screwing over his buddy part.

Just remember that when your girlfriend likes some buddy, but screws some other dude

 

[Raina]

The way I see it, the cheating is on the girl's shoulders, not mine. And the issue is the guy's, not mine.

100% agree.

 

[Dunk]

I see NOTHING wrong. Shes a whore. Treat her like one.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yep. hot streaks are always good. it's like the nani just finds you. and all at the right time too. hopefully the cold front doesn't come in for a bit.

and yeah, this chick was into hitting Dude and shit. Dude had to pull her hair harder and harder just so she couldn't get the leverage to knock him out with a right cross.

youre a psycho magnet, no bullshit

 

[swole]

KB, I only read your post and have a few things to say.

I don't think it's a scumbag move, but you need to tell your buddy what happened. Do NOT apologize. Make sure you sound modest since your buddy might resent you for it if you come across as arrogant.

At this point buddy should realize coworker is not wifey material and should stop liking her immediately.

Result: Dude got his rocks off. Buddy still respects dude. Buddy realizes coworker sucks at life.

 

[slat1]

If that guy didn't have sex with her it would have emotionally crushed her.
She is obviously in a failed relationship. That is why she is cheating.
Now if this guy doesn't give it up what ever the poor girl has left for self confidence/ self esteem will be out the window. Who knows what would happen to her. She might kill herself!
That guy performed a public service and should get some sort of ribbon for it. We, as a society, need more selfless people like him!
Ladies and gentlemen. That guy may have saved a life by doing what he did!!!

 

[KillahBee]

youre a psycho magnet, no bullshit

That is what I'm saying. It's terrible.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

If that guy didn't have sex with her it would have emotionally crushed her.
She is obviously in a failed relationship. That is why she is cheating.
Now if this guy doesn't give it up what ever the poor girl has left for self confidence/ self esteem will be out the window. Who knows what would happen to her. She might kill herself!
That guy performed a public service and should get some sort of ribbon for it. We, as a society, need more selfless people like him!
Ladies and gentlemen. That guy may have saved a life by doing what he did!!!

that logic is flawless, Slat, you should take over handling the Iraq war

 

[Sub-Zero]

Hypothetical situation:

Dude is at a happy hour all night with a bunch of peeps from work. Everybody has a great time, everybody is drunk out of their mind. Potential hook-ups unfold, so on and so forth. At the end of the night, Dude is going to drive his one buddy home (who lives a few blocks from him) and also offered a male coworker his couch for the evening since male coworker is drunk and straight. When Dude goes outside, his buddy is outside talking to a young coworker that Dude knows his buddy is really into (into = he wants to fuck her, but also seems to "like" her a bit). Female coworker has a boyfriend - FYI.

So Dude gathers buddy and male coworker to get in his car. But female coworker that buddy was talking to jumps in too. So Dude thinks to himself, "Nice, buddy is gonna tag her tonight. I'm very happy for him". However, when Dude drops buddy off at buddy's house, female coworker stays in the car. So, that's weird. So Dude brings female coworker and male coworker to his pad, and gets both comfortable on separate couches. Dude crashes in his bed.

At about 3am, Dude opens his eyes and sees female coworker closing his bedroom door. Without saying a word, female coworker drunkenly stumbles over to Dude's bed, slides under the covers and goes to friggin town on Dude. Then they fall asleep.

Now, Dude wakes up and feels pretty shitty cause he knows his buddy likes this chick. Dude also finds out what the conversation was that buddy and female coworker were having outside the bar - she was almost in tears telling buddy that she felt guilty cause she kind of liked buddy but was in love with her boyfriend (yeah, girls are sane).

So, the question is, did Dude pull a scumbag move on his buddy?

so she liked the guy who didnt even get any play?

so wait

she had a boyfriend, cheated on boyfriend who she is in love with, blew the guy she confided in, but really liked the other one?

wtf

 

[slat1]

that logic is flawless, Slat, you should take over handling the Iraq war

In all seriousness. As a man I feel it is better to have sex with a woman and regret it later then never to have had sex with her and regret it later.
That, in a nutshell, describes my decision making process in life.

 

[KillahBee]

so she liked the guy who didnt even get any play?

so wait

she had a boyfriend, cheated on boyfriend who she is in love with, blew the guy she confided in, but really liked the other one?

wtf

lmao

she has a BF she is in love with.
she also liked Dude's buddy and told him this outside the bar
Dude's buddy somehow did not get any play, God knows why
she crawled into bed randomly with Dude and did his penis with her vagina (sex)

 

[Sub-Zero]

well, from Dude's point of view, the whole thing was weird. I mean, Dude is passed out cold and gets woken up at 3am by a veritable stranger who slides under his covers without saying a word and gets on top of him and starts going wild. other signs of weirdness (from Dude's point of view of course):

- she came in about 1 minute
- she was a big time gusher
- when dude tried to take her from behind, she was either way too drunk or just retarded cause she was moving/falling all over the place
- she started getting real rough, letting him get real rough. at one point Dude thought she actually threw a roundhouse at his head

sweet, i thoght she blew him

 

[nycgirl]

lmao

she has a BF she is in love with.
she also liked Dude's buddy and told him this outside the bar
Dude's buddy somehow did not get any play, God knows why
she crawled into bed randomly with Dude and did his penis with her vagina (sex)

Wait, she was upset about the conversation with buddy because she has a boyfriend, slides in the bed with the "dude" & had SEX with him.

How old is she? I'm curious.

 

[KillahBee]

Wait, she was upset about the conversation with buddy because she has a boyfriend, slides in the bed with the "dude" & had SEX with him.

How old is she? I'm curious.

yeah, WEIRD ish goin on.

Dude doesn't really know. somewhere between 23 and 25 I would say.

 

[jujubes]

Dude doesn't really know.

Have you been hanging out with Dullboy?

 

[nycgirl]

yeah, WEIRD ish goin on.

Dude doesn't really know. somewhere between 23 and 25 I would say.

Hmmmmm, not weird at all. I'm afraid someone's "wisdom" is rubbing off on me. For some reason, I'm not surprised. A year ago, I would've been shocked.

I think DUDE should meet an older woman.

 

[KillahBee]

I think DUDE should meet an older woman.

Agreed. But this was not a typical thing for Dude. He had never hit on or had a real convo with this chick.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lmao

she has a BF she is in love with.
she also liked Dude's buddy and told him this outside the bar
Dude's buddy somehow did not get any play, God knows why
she crawled into bed randomly with Dude and did his penis with her vagina (sex)

nice, see my post below yours, i thought she just blew him. man, i wonder what sex feels like

 

[KillahBee]

nice, see my post below yours, i thought she just blew him. man, i wonder what sex feels like

LMFFFAAAOOOOO

 

[nycgirl]

I know, it's VERY weird. Especially since Dude and her never flirted or really talked much at all. Took Dude 100% by surprise

Does Dude drive a better car? Dress better? Did DUDE spend more money (and she noticed)?

Either way, she has a bf (btw, where is he? long distance?). Not worth it, and nothing but drama.

Dude shouldn't be overanalyzing this situation. In a month or two, it will be warm up North. Best time to be single (IMHO).

 

[jdynasty]

did dude wear protection

was there any chocolate eye action

 

[seizer]

did dude wear protection

was there any chocolate eye action

yeah, dude shat on the girls eyeball

 

[fistfullofsteel]

yes, i didn't even read it, italians are greasy and you can't trust them.

 

[KillahBee]

Does Dude drive a better car? Dress better? Did DUDE spend more money (and she noticed)?

Either way, she has a bf (btw, where is he? long distance?). Not worth it, and nothing but drama.

Dude shouldn't be overanalyzing this situation. In a month or two, it will be warm up North. Best time to be single (IMHO).

Dude knows nothing of chick's BF or about her life. Dude was just dude all night.

Dude isn't overanalyzing in regards to the girl. This thread is about dude's boy. And Dude has NO plans of touching this girl again.

 

[SoKlueles]

dude is a bad boy

 

[Kakdiesel]

i love elitefitness euphymisms.

anyways, its not scumbag.

Said woman should get a cynder block dropped on her grill.

Once being uglier than fuck, she can then make up her mind who the fuck she loves, then realizes she cant get anybody with her nose inside the back of her throat.

then she'll regret ever being a fucking whore.

and balance will be brought to the Force

 

[jafo]

Hypothetical situation:

Dude is at a happy hour all night with a bunch of peeps from work. Everybody has a great time, everybody is drunk out of their mind. Potential hook-ups unfold, so on and so forth. At the end of the night, Dude is going to drive his one buddy home (who lives a few blocks from him) and also offered a male coworker his couch for the evening since male coworker is drunk and straight. When Dude goes outside, his buddy is outside talking to a young coworker that Dude knows his buddy is really into (into = he wants to fuck her, but also seems to "like" her a bit). Female coworker has a boyfriend - FYI.

So Dude gathers buddy and male coworker to get in his car. But female coworker that buddy was talking to jumps in too. So Dude thinks to himself, "Nice, buddy is gonna tag her tonight. I'm very happy for him". However, when Dude drops buddy off at buddy's house, female coworker stays in the car. So, that's weird. So Dude brings female coworker and male coworker to his pad, and gets both comfortable on separate couches. Dude crashes in his bed.

At about 3am, Dude opens his eyes and sees female coworker closing his bedroom door. Without saying a word, female coworker drunkenly stumbles over to Dude's bed, slides under the covers and goes to friggin town on Dude. Then they fall asleep.

Now, Dude wakes up and feels pretty shitty cause he knows his buddy likes this chick. Dude also finds out what the conversation was that buddy and female coworker were having outside the bar - she was almost in tears telling buddy that she felt guilty cause she kind of liked buddy but was in love with her boyfriend (yeah, girls are sane).

So, the question is, did Dude pull a scumbag move on his buddy?

Ok you have no problem here

most men who are in there own bed ...and who have a good looking girl strip down and clime in with them(after they barely wake up to know what is going on ) Would HIT THAT SHIT


now that being said there will be some fall out but most men would not fault you......er "this dude" for letting it happen

 

[KillahBee]

dude is a bad boy

dude's johnson is satisfied today, biyatch

 

[Kakdiesel]

i'd still drop a cynder block on her face.

unless you want to pursue this, which I'm sure you don't for obvious reasons.

she needs to be taught a lesson. There are "freak" girls, and then there are "whores."

She is what the Bible would call a whore. Whore's do the physical shit that freaky girls do, but they have a fucked up brain to go along with their actions.

Whore's are stoned in the Bible. Hence, I suggest cynder blocks in today's world.

 

[nycgirl]

5,000 Karma Points that she sleeps with the boyfriend this weekend.

Does the DUDE, buddy, and female work at the same place?

 

[KillahBee]

5,000 Karma Points that she sleeps with the boyfriend this weekend.

Does the DUDE, buddy, and female work at the same place?

yes. but Dude doesn't really work with the female. Buddy does. Dude is gonna talk to buddy tonight, cause dude us an up front guy.

 

[blut wump]

Being woken up for sex is about as good as it gets.

 

[KillahBee]

Being woken up for sex is about as good as it gets.

Especially when not expecting it.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

was the move done by you?

 

[KillahBee]

was the move done by you?

Nope.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

wow, that's exciting, I remember 8th grade too.

 

[KillahBee]

MTS, you do not wear jealousy very well.

Try something in fuschia

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Ok fine a semi serious comment.

Here is what KB said

The way I see it, the cheating is on the girl's shoulders, not mine. And the issue is the guy's, not mine.

It is clear that you just wanted rationalization for yourself, not advice. Welcome to how 99.99% of people live their lives.

Rationalization is this: nah KB, we all would do it, at least you got some bizzox, no biggie

Advice would be this: grow your circle of peers and do something interesting; every day you spend in unproductive activity today limits you tomorrow.


Understand the difference?

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

MTS, you do not wear jealousy very well.

Try something in fuschia

LOL, it is impossible for me to be jealous of something I don't understand.

Now...if you show me someone who thought of a new financial instrument arund real estate, then this green shirt I have on for St Patrick's Day might represent the green of envy....

Believe me as clearly as I can tell you, stories of people spending their time in pursuit of the vapid, the self destructive and the dehumanzing do nothing for me.

I've been there...probably and hopefully deeper than most people will go. I left. I'm never going back. check you K.

 

[KillahBee]

Ok fine a semi serious comment.

Here is what KB said



It is clear that you just wanted rationalization for yourself, not advice. Welcome to how 99.99% of people live their lives.

Rationalization is this: nah KB, we all would do it, at least you got some bizzox, no biggie

Advice would be this: grow your circle of peers and do something interesting; every day you spend in unproductive activity today limits you tomorrow.


Understand the difference?

those words would have never been typed if it weren't for someone's comments to me. so, you need to take things in context my friend.

this thread was not even about cheating - that shit doesn't weigh on my mind for even a second. it was about my friend - that's what I was talking bout.

and yeah, getting woken up while sleeping to have sex is definitely unproductive. I should have been doing something else at 3am.

awesome points maing. they don't speak to anything I said here.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Dude did nothing wrong men are weak if a girl jumps in your bed and starts going to town on you and you're half asleep I am pretty sure 99% of dudes would just let it happen.

 

[Smurfy]

wow, that's exciting, I remember 8th grade too.

LOL indeed. I used to love sleepovers.


Show us her tits. And get her to sign up here.

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL, it is impossible for me to be jealous of something I don't understand.

Now...if you show me someone who thought of a new financial instrument arund real estate, then this green shirt I have on for St Patrick's Day might represent the green of envy....

Believe me as clearly as I can tell you, stories of people spending their time in pursuit of the vapid, the self destructive and the dehumanzing do nothing for me.

I've been there...probably and hopefully deeper than most people will go. I left. I'm never going back. check you K.

you turned into that spoiled corrupt rich priest from sin city who eats hookers souls with elija wood

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

those words would have never been typed if it weren't for someone's comments to me. so, you need to take things in context my friend.

this thread was not even about cheating - that shit doesn't weigh on my mind for even a second. it was about my friend - that's what I was talking bout.

and yeah, getting woken up while sleeping to have sex is definitely unproductive. I should have been doing something else at 3am.

awesome points maing. they don't speak to anything I said here.

awesome points?? lol

Bor, you don't have to prove or defend SHIT to me. I don't care how you spend your time. But the whole event is a freaking joke, it's so totally irrelevant to anything, it will mean nothing in a year to anyone, and yet you take offense to some Internet dude's criticism. Can you possibly think any smaller?

I'm out man. Have a good one.

 

[Smurfy]

locked. LOCKED!!!! LOCKER UP!!!

 

[Smurfy]

lol KB has God Complex. Sorry, I mean, he IS God. He doesnt want advice from any of us. He wants to tell us about how cool it is to suddenly have a hot chick riding your cock in the middle of the night totally without provocation. Do any of you know how awesome that is and how irresistable you have to be in order to be that guy?? No you dont.

 

[KillahBee]

awesome points?? lol

Bor, you don't have to prove or defend SHIT to me. I don't care how you spend your time. But the whole event is a freaking joke, it's so totally irrelevant to anything, it will mean nothing in a year to anyone, and yet you take offense to some Internet dude's criticism. Can you possibly think any smaller?

I'm out man. Have a good one.

lmfao. you're all in a tizzy over this thread. I agree - it is irrelevant. very irrelevant. it's a funny little story to keep us all entertained.

you're the one that's taking a story and turning it into some major statement. step away from the keyboard, matt. step away from the keyboard.


check ur PMs

 

[KillahBee]

lol KB has God Complex. Sorry, I mean, he IS God. He doesnt want advice from any of us. He wants to tell us about how cool it is to suddenly have a hot chick riding your cock in the middle of the night totally without provocation. Do any of you know how awesome that is and how irresistable you have to be in order to be that guy?? No you dont.

Every time I walk by a mirror I cum.

 

[SoKlueles]

so is the dudes penis bigger than the couch dudes?

 

[jackangel]

soklu you big fat ho shut up

 

[SoKlueles]

soklu you big fat ho shut up

make me
damn

 

[SoKlueles]

soklu you big fat ho shut up

im offended by this sentence
how dare you tell me to shut up