Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 
Yarg!
Platinum Membership gift from THE BOMB SQUAD!
ok i started working at restaurant a few weeks ago. i first met a waistress there and she was gorgeous. like absolutely stunning. we had a good introduction and now we talk when we meet each other.. ive known her for a total of 3 shifts now. my friend also works there (the nipple pincher) and hes been there for 3 months. he wants to fuck her badly. i wanted to ask her number and maybe take her on a date. cuz shes in university studying medicine.. and is very beautiful.. so shes not the type of girl that i want to just fuck or anything.. u know? relationship material.
my friend doesnt see that. hes the black version of steve stiffler. anyways last night he got her number and she said we should go see some show. well hes totally not into this type of thing but he reluctantly agrees to get in her pants. now hes bragging to me and stuff and 2 hrs later he gets the number of some other chick that works in the restaurant. theyre both very hot. now hes like 'ya im gonna fuck of them at the same time. ones gonna suck my cock while other licks my balls" etc etc. i was like "AHH FUCK" cuz i wanted to ask this waitress out, but my friends got a few months head start to win some points with her, while ive known her for a week. BUT.. she does give me her msn last night. and being the crafty bastard that i am changed my name to "sweet got tickets to this lazer show". shes all like "really?" im like "yeah i love the show blah blah blah" shes like "aww thats awesome so do i!" im like "heres a crazy idea how about u go with me cuz my friends dont like this thing." and shes like "ill go if its on wednesday' to which i agreeed whole heartedly.. because i dont really have the tickets, but i can just get them easily.
so she gives me her number and i dont know whats gonna come of my black friend. tho she mentioned that he wanted to go too, but totally blew him off cuz i came across as the more caring dude with stuff more incommon , while hes the quintessential 'bad boy' with humor. should i tell her i dont really have the tickets and just not go and let her be used by my player friend ( whose playing skills i truely truely admire) or go with her to this show?
my friend doesnt see that. hes the black version of steve stiffler. anyways last night he got her number and she said we should go see some show. well hes totally not into this type of thing but he reluctantly agrees to get in her pants. now hes bragging to me and stuff and 2 hrs later he gets the number of some other chick that works in the restaurant. theyre both very hot. now hes like 'ya im gonna fuck of them at the same time. ones gonna suck my cock while other licks my balls" etc etc. i was like "AHH FUCK" cuz i wanted to ask this waitress out, but my friends got a few months head start to win some points with her, while ive known her for a week. BUT.. she does give me her msn last night. and being the crafty bastard that i am changed my name to "sweet got tickets to this lazer show". shes all like "really?" im like "yeah i love the show blah blah blah" shes like "aww thats awesome so do i!" im like "heres a crazy idea how about u go with me cuz my friends dont like this thing." and shes like "ill go if its on wednesday' to which i agreeed whole heartedly.. because i dont really have the tickets, but i can just get them easily.
so she gives me her number and i dont know whats gonna come of my black friend. tho she mentioned that he wanted to go too, but totally blew him off cuz i came across as the more caring dude with stuff more incommon , while hes the quintessential 'bad boy' with humor. should i tell her i dont really have the tickets and just not go and let her be used by my player friend ( whose playing skills i truely truely admire) or go with her to this show?
