Is this a book about elephants?!?!

[Hannibal]

...cuz if it's a book about elephants...I already got one of those.

 

[naturally anabolic]

thats no way to talk about The Project....sheesh and i thought you two were friends.

 

[Hannibal]

"Okay, okay. Now what are the odds of four of us plummeting like sacks of cement to our death on our very first jump, two of us being twins, and me winning the lottery?"

"Roughly 63 trillion to 1."

"Not good enough. It's these parachutes! I've been watching them defy the odds all day! I'm jumping without one. [takes it off] What are the odds of a guy jumping from 10,000 feet and hitting the pavement running?"

"2 to 1."

"Good. I'm off. I feel lucky." [jumps]

 

[epimetheus]

Four

 

[TheProject]

I hated the colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, "ooh, you're gonna buy my chicken, oooh..."

 

[Hannibal]

Four

"uuuuuuh....ya lost me..."

 

[Panamon]

"Who's that dad?"
"it's hitler, and he's blankin' your donkey."

 

[HappyScrappy]

now I know how the foreign exchange students felt in school when they were having to sit there and listen to conversations that I was involved in.

I'm gonna have to google you to know what the fuck you are talking about.

 

[Hannibal]

"Who's gonna get a thousand dollars....someone's gonna get a thousand dollar....who's gonna get a thousand dollars...it could be you...or it could be yooooooou....."

 

[TheProject]

now I know how the foreign exchange students felt in school when they were having to sit there and listen to conversations that I was involved in.

I'm gonna have to google you to know what the fuck you are talking about.

ya could just ASK!

the google searches are tough on the first post...