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Is this a book about elephants?!?!
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naturally anabolic
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thats no way to talk about The Project....sheesh and i thought you two were friends.
"Okay, okay. Now what are the odds of four of us plummeting like sacks of cement to our death on our very first jump, two of us being twins, and me winning the lottery?"
"Roughly 63 trillion to 1."
"Not good enough. It's these parachutes! I've been watching them defy the odds all day! I'm jumping without one. [takes it off] What are the odds of a guy jumping from 10,000 feet and hitting the pavement running?"
"2 to 1."
"Good. I'm off. I feel lucky." [jumps]
"Roughly 63 trillion to 1."
"Not good enough. It's these parachutes! I've been watching them defy the odds all day! I'm jumping without one. [takes it off] What are the odds of a guy jumping from 10,000 feet and hitting the pavement running?"
"2 to 1."
"Good. I'm off. I feel lucky." [jumps]
epimetheus
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Four
TheProject
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I hated the colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, "ooh, you're gonna buy my chicken, oooh..."
HappyScrappy
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now I know how the foreign exchange students felt in school when they were having to sit there and listen to conversations that I was involved in.
I'm gonna have to google you to know what the fuck you are talking about.
I'm gonna have to google you to know what the fuck you are talking about.
TheProject
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HappyScrappy said:
ya could just ASK!
the google searches are tough on the first post...
TheProject
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Hannibal said:
I am here merely to serve as a misdirectional ploy.
epimetheus
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"These are the Daves I know, the Daves I know, the Daves I know."
"Oh look, stamps from belgium, and a pepperment, lucky me"
"Look, its a flying pig"
"Oh look, stamps from belgium, and a pepperment, lucky me"
"Look, its a flying pig"
§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ
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ok, il'l bite...
what the hell is going on here ? :>
what the hell is going on here ? :>
TheProject
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Hannibal said:
Hold that thought. Conference call.
I'm crushing your head!! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!! That's what I'm doing! Flathead! Like putty, in my hands! These business boys!
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§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ
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yeah, i got it now 
"Oh, come on! I mean, we've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in10 doesn't really seem to mind."
"Well, do you have a better plan than our Great Leader?"
"Yes I do, I do have a better plan. My plan is that we DON'T travel 250,000 light years, we DON'T abduct any humans and, this is the best part, we DON'T do any anal probing."
"Oh, great plan! Do you realize how many people Intergalactic Anal-Probing employees?"
"Well, do you have a better plan than our Great Leader?"
"Yes I do, I do have a better plan. My plan is that we DON'T travel 250,000 light years, we DON'T abduct any humans and, this is the best part, we DON'T do any anal probing."
"Oh, great plan! Do you realize how many people Intergalactic Anal-Probing employees?"
Newbie2building
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im going to have a breakdown if someone doesnt spill the beans and share what the f&$% you all are talking about!!!
epimetheus
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This script was written in haste...
by a tired, overworked writer in order to meet a deadline.
"Ahh, Its good to finally moot you Garie, Now take off those rubber Boobs and have a soot"
"Thank you Mr. D, I wood nt want to get any dilt on your flute"
by a tired, overworked writer in order to meet a deadline.
"Ahh, Its good to finally moot you Garie, Now take off those rubber Boobs and have a soot"
"Thank you Mr. D, I wood nt want to get any dilt on your flute"
TheProject
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"Ok, here it is... uh, we discovered the cause of cancer."
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