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Is there anyone I have failed to alienate so far???

Test boy

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The publication of stubborn viewpoints will eventually alienate many people. I'd like to believe that I have, somewhere along the line, stepped on everyones toes.

Have I missed anyone???
 
Wait, who are you again? :) I don't think you've stepped on my toes, but I probably haven't read every stance you have. Don't worry, though, this is the internet.
 
no you haven't ever offended me... but then if a thread gets over 5 pages long i don;t tend to read it hehehe...
 
if leonard nemoy taught me anything, it was retarded monkey robot patrols will rule the earth - maybe not today, maybe not even tomorrow... but it will come. soon enough.
 
HappyScrappy said:



monkey cock.
It would apper that an alien gremlin has taken control of the mind or keyboard of HS.

What would being dutch mean? I'm a simple country boy so everything you have said in this thread is not understood. Perhaps that is best though. Almost all of the people I have known from the East coast were questionable in their manners.

Even more so than me which is something.
 
Test boy said:
You must be referring to someone else. I'm fairly certain that I never PM'ed you. :confused:

lol i thought it was you... maybe not.

it's whoever always says i love you to me.. :)




HS blames the dutch for everything. i think it's a good strategy myself.
 
Test boy said:
known from the East coast were questionable in their manners.


kids these days just show no respect. and a lot of cleavage. that's why I spend so much time hanging out at the high school in my soiled clown suit.
 
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smallmovesal said:


*also guilty as charged*

I once worked on a ward with autistic children. all they did was sit around all day looking at their hands and recite lines from cartoons over and over and over. Well, they also masturbated and peed on the toys.

Does this sound like Happy de Scrappy?
 
musclebrains said:


I once worked on a ward with autistic children. all they did was sit around all day looking at their hands and recite lines from cartoons over and over and over. Well, they also masturbated and peed on the toys.

Does this sound like Happy de Scrappy?


mommy says I'm "artistic"

plus I *also* smear shit on the walls
 
musclebrains said:


I once worked on a ward with autistic children. all they did was sit around all day looking at their hands and recite lines from cartoons over and over and over. Well, they also masturbated and peed on the toys.

Does this sound like Happy de Scrappy?

I dealt with a shrink once who, for the entire hour I was with her, discussed how much her retarded patients masturbated. Needless to say, that was my final session with her. I had been given the cure.
 
HappyScrappy said:



mommy says I'm "artistic"

plus I *also* smear shit on the walls


Ugh. Well, that's exactly what they did, but I wasn't going to mention it. How've you been? It's been years since I washed the shit out of your mouth while you pretended to be Fred Flinstone.
 
spentagn said:


I dealt with a shrink once who, for the entire hour I was with her, discussed how much her retarded patients masturbated. Needless to say, that was my final session with her. I had been given the cure.


so now you just masturbate more?
 
spentagn said:


I dealt with a shrink once who, for the entire hour I was with her, discussed how much her retarded patients masturbated. Needless to say, that was my final session with her. I had been given the cure.
I never heard of a correlation with masturbation and retardation.

In fact...it seems that more intelligent people may masturbate more than the less intelligent. I do not know.
 
spentagn said:


Start your cycle?
Man alive...something seems to have gripped HS and mb simultaneously.

I thought this thread might be fun. Looks more like a drunken free for all. :(
 
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spentagn said:


Start your cycle?

LOL>>>>hahahahaha!

Yes, and I already hate everyone. I am wondering if I should take clomid with my test to make me, um, squishier. I had a huge fight last night with friends over dinner about the movie we'd just seen. One of them had the nerve to axe me I if was on drugs.

And today in the gym one of the retarded female trainer frumps asked me to spot her and said, "You know my clients think I was born this way. They don't realize how hard I've worked." And I said: "Why shouldn't they think you were born THIS way?" She shot me a horrible look and, like, I didn't care.
 
musclebrains said:


I had a huge fight last night with friends over dinner about the movie we'd just seen.

I'm calling bullshit. OK, maybe you have friends, but Jury Duty sucks, and deep down you know it.
 
spentagn said:


I'm calling bullshit. OK, maybe you have friends, but Jury Duty sucks, and deep down you know it.

Um, I saw Mulholland Drive. Everyone is my friend. There are no strangers. Only friends who have yet to meet.
 
musclebrains said:


Um, I saw Mulholland Drive. Everyone is my friend. There are no strangers. Only friends who have yet to meet.


how was it? I liked blue velvet - but lost highway was pushing it...
 
HappyScrappy said:


drunked this donkey dick
I wish!

I don't know how many times I have said that I was not referring to myself when I made uo the thread about the Johnson that was the size of a forearm. If I had that, I would probably be a porno star.
 
musclebrains said:


Really, being offered a blow job was sufficent. I don't need that toss salad thing too.

Cute. But something about that puckered grey ass of yours just doesn't sound too inviting.
 
HappyScrappy said:



how was it? I liked blue velvet - but lost highway was pushing it...

it really annoyed me while I was watching it. It feels kind of pretentious and like second-rate Fellini, being a kind of auteur film. But the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. I did not like it as much as Blue Velvet, but if you're interested in the relationship of the imagination to madness, it's very cool.
 
musclebrains said:


. There are no strangers. Only friends who have yet to meet.


DUDE!!!!! You have been hanging out in the New Order too long.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:



DUDE!!!!! You have been hanging out in the New Order too long.

ahahahahahahahahhaha....Do you know that IS exactly where I saw that about 20 years ago, on a little sign over he bar, when that place was on the main mall in Ansley. It was called the Matador Lounge then.
 
musclebrains said:


Yes, it's very surreal. You wouldn't like it. Oh wait. It has two lesbian sex scenes and one of the women looks a lot like Smalls. you would love it.

I was actually thinking about going to Blockbuster tonight...
 
musclebrains said:


Yes, it's very surreal. You wouldn't like it. Oh wait. It has two lesbian sex scenes and one of the women looks a lot like Smalls. you would love it.

again, i'm flattered. she's a nice lookin lady... :)
 
musclebrains said:


Let the jury note that the defendant has stated he enjoys putting his tongue in a pink male butthole.

I never recall neither trying that, nor admitting to enjoying doing so. Sorry.
 
For Chrissakes...my own thread has been derailed into a roadhouse sideshow for demented ideas.

Tossed salads??? Indeed.
 
musclebrains said:


Well if you can't find your usual copy of "Rimshots" or "Tastes of Anal Here and There," see if they've got it.

Blockbuster is a family establishment, fuck you very much.
 
HappyScrappy said:
anyone here know or have any ideas as to how hard it is to smuggle out baby helper monkeys from New Guinia?

Take mb with you. If he can fit two human arms up his ass, surely a baby helper monkey will be no problem.
 
HappyScrappy said:
anyone here know or have any ideas as to how hard it is to smuggle out baby helper monkeys from New Guinia?

I presume this is code. I assume you know that in Papua the young men are initiated into manhood by giving the elders of the tribe blowjobs. They must swallow their seed in order to ingest male energy.

I also hope you have been to the Field Museum to see the reproduction of the Papua men's house.
 
musclebrains said:


I presume this is code. I assume you know that in Papua the young men are initiated into manhood by giving the elders of the tribe blowjobs. They must swallow their seed in order to ingest male energy.

I also hope you have been to the Field Museum to see the reproduction of the Papua men's house.


either this has come up several times before, or yes, I did know that.

magic beans my ass
 
musclebrains said:


ahahahahahahahahhaha....Do you know that IS exactly where I saw that about 20 years ago, on a little sign over he bar, when that place was on the main mall in Ansley. It was called the Matador Lounge then.


Man, I saw that sign there, looked around at the crowd and then said to myself "When I leave here tonight, they are still going to be strangers to me."
 
P.S. Tropics is suppose to open an upscale piano bar in Atlanta sometime soon.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:



Man, I saw that sign there, looked around at the crowd and then said to myself "When I leave here tonight, they are still going to be strangers to me."

is that sign still THERE? the day I go in that bar again is the day I become an advocate of euthanasia.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
P.S. Tropics is suppose to open an upscale piano bar in Atlanta sometime soon.

Upscale piano bar. Now there's an oxymoron in gay life. What it means is men who can afford toupees will be drinking mai tais and singing show tunes while someone's mother tickles the ivories offkey.
 
musclebrains said:


is that sign still THERE? the day I go in that bar again is the day I become an advocate of euthanasia.

Yep it is still there, so are the same bar flys and drift wood that were in there when you visited before.
 
musclebrains said:
I don't think you're happy, Spentagn. Why don't you send me a check and I will send you some good energy?

I'm not happy. Well, not happy scrappy happy. Do you accept paypal?
 
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