When I am tired, stressed, high or drunk my right eye squints/closes way more than my left, making me look like a retarded popeye. What is that called, what casues it and what can I do about it?
Why do you want to do anything about it? Thats a cool look. Chicks dig it.
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responses like squinting, hunching up your shoulders towards your ears are defense reflexes in reaction to stress (like a turtle crawls up in its shell). the brain has 2 hemispheres , (left controls right side of body & vice versa) and probably indicates your brain's left hemisphere is more susceptable to stress. if you got totally shit-faced, probably both your eyes would squint up like that. I think I read this on the back of a box of coco-puffs.
If it was a stroke he would notice it all of the time. That was my first thought, too.
As for seeing the penis doctor...Only if Mr. One-Eye is afflicted.
Seriously, though, it's probably stress. If looking like Popeye bothers you so bad, stop getting tired, stressed, drunk, and high. M'kay?