Is there a job where you just scare kids?

[Lao Tzu]

homeless guy who keeps bugging the kids, telling them 'don't make the same mistakes i did'. Also, try to find out alot of info about them before hand like where they live, who they are, etc. That way you can really creep them out.


Don't make the same mistakes i did william. Your sister evelyn really loves you, don't push her away.

Then you can hobble off.

 

[HappyScrappy]

someday I want to wear a clownsuit - a really dirty one.
and I'll just hang out on the ground near a T stop here.
begging for money.
my face will be painted happy, but you can tell that it is really a sad face underneath.

but inside I'd be laughing.

 

[Lumberg]

someday I want to wear a clownsuit - a really dirty one.
and I'll just hang out on the ground near a T stop here.
begging for money.
my face will be painted happy, but you can tell that it is really a sad face underneath.

but inside I'd be laughing.

Dude that's like, three levels. Deep.

 

[Silent Method]

all you need is a clown suit.

Exactly.

 

[saint808]

someday I want to wear a clownsuit - a really dirty one.
and I'll just hang out on the ground near a T stop here.
begging for money.
my face will be painted happy, but you can tell that it is really a sad face underneath.

but inside I'd be laughing.

that is the most fucked up thing you have ever said... and that is up against some stuff competition

 

[BackDoc]

Pediatrician. And make sure you don't smile...ever.

Gosh I'm mean today.

 

[HappyScrappy]

no daddy! no!! it hurts!

those are the worst words I've ever heard. and they were while I was in the shower at my other gym, coming from the stall next to me.

I hope to hell that it was about shampoo in the eyes of a child.

I posted on here about that after it happened.

ugh.

 

[prophet]

you know it was about the shampoo because any dad is smart enough to muzzle his kid before raping him that is common sense

 

[distanced]

that was the sickest thing I've ever heard

 

[Lumberg]

someday I want to wear a clownsuit - a really dirty one.

Like the one you wore that one night when you, The Nature Boy, and SSME went "bung holing?"