Is there a job where you just scare kids?

[Lumberg]

'cos I think I would be good at that. I am pretty scary. Like weird scary. I create little scenes and tableaus where if I were actually talking to someone they would be really scared. So is there a job like this and where do I apply?

JC

 

[FreakMonster]

How about the local Haunted House?

 

[Tarheel]

cop

especially if you are big and huge, you could scare punkass 13-15 year olds into straightning up and doing something with thier life instead of being scum when they grow up.

 

[Lumberg]

Ok those are good ideas but: Haunted House is only once a year. Cop takes going to academy and passing tests and shit. I was thinking somethign I can do part time. I already have a ft job.


I do like the cop idea though, that would be fun to terrorize kids.

JC

 

[PoyeBoy]

become a bum, get razor teeth, walk around the mall, when people/kids make fun of and laugh at you you can just flash them your grill.

 

[Lumberg]

I think I should just become an actor. The kind of actor that is the bad guy in all the kid movies like Home ALone and Spy kids. It would be cool because I would get to be scary. But it would suck because I would look like a jackass evey time. But it would also be cool because I would get paid lots of money. Plus as we all know Hollywood is a really cool place full of down to Earth people that really care about you. Maybe I could eventually work my way up to being a "serious" actor like Tobey Maguire.

JC

 

[feelin_kinda_saucey]

get into the Preisthood .... not only can you scare them , you can also take advantage of them sexually ...

 

[Lumberg]

I think I am going to start scaring kids just whenever I am out in stores like Wal-Mart. Last night there was this kid who was like "Kin I get the <insert stupid toy here>? Can aaaaaay? Cahn AAAAAY? PLEASE?" And the poor mother was all distracted and I was going to go up to him and say in my sternest, meaneset, voice, "NO! And stop bothering your mother!" Just to see what kind of reaction I would get. I was so close. Next time I am going to do it and just see what happens.

JC

 

[HappyScrappy]

all you need is a clown suit.

 

[manny78]

drug dealer, dentist, queer, cop....