Is the Red-Assed Baboon a practical pet?

[Boach]

I'd love to walk down the street with a handsome red-assed baboon with a studded collar and leather leash. However, how practical is it to keep at home? Do I need a special set up in his cage or can he just chill on the couch while I watch "Sponge Bob Square Pants" while sippin on a smoothie?

What, do you think, are my chances of house breaking the thing? I'd also love how to teach the little fella how to play cards and maybe a couple of magic tricks. A little advice please

 

[saint808]

would someone please move this thread?

 

[WODIN]

Do we have a bare assed pets forum?

 

[Legs1010]

I, for one, think you should get one. I think it would make a great pet, especially when it bites your hand off!

 

[J-DAM]

Are mandrills in the baboon family? Inquiring minds want to know.

And according to an old Ren & Stimpy episode, mandrills can be trained to defend your property, including the plate of pig jowls you have cooling on the window sill.

 

[J-DAM]

What a cutey.

 

[Boach]

Awe, how could you say no to a face like that?

 

[Newbie2building]

just make sure you buy diapers.

 

[Legs1010]

Awe, how could you say no to a face like that?

Easily.



You won't be thinking it is so god damned cute when it bites your hands off leaving bloody stumps.

 

[bwood]

does it's ass require
maintenance to have
that pretty red glow???

just wondering...

 

[Legs1010]

Here's another question...will you give it multiple orgasm?

 

[Boach]

No answers to my questions...just more questions asked.

Anyone know a good breeder that specializes in mandrills and baboons? I don't want one with bad temperment or worse yet, fleas.

 

[Legs1010]

No answers to my questions...just more questions asked.

Anyone know a good breeder that specializes in mandrills and baboons? I don't want one with bad temperment or worse yet, fleas.

You answer my question, I will answer yours.

If I were you, I would call the zoo, where else will you find someone who knows more about baboons?

Personally, I would like to have a marmocet.