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string_bean00 said:
Unfortunately, it might be the time of the red tide, so I'm not sure if an opportunity will show itself.


stern voice Well son, you just may have to fiord that red tide...that is a PTT's duty, to collect specimin regardless of inconvience.
 
Gambino said:
stern voice Well son, you just may have to fiord that red tide...that is a PTT's duty, to collect specimin regardless of inconvience.

Right, we have to make minor sacrifices sometimes in the pursuit of truth as a scientist. I myself will have to take specimen #2's measurement and try to avoid the attention of my new girl who I may be in a committed relationship with at the time of said measurement with this other speciment.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Right, we have to make minor sacrifices sometimes in the pursuit of truth as a scientist. I myself will have to take specimen #2's measurement and try to avoid the attention of my new girl who I may be in a committed relationship with at the time of said measurement with this other speciment.

I'm honored to work with men of such dedication.



You inspire me to conquer the red tide!
 
I propose that you guys sneak a pair of dial calipers into your research subjects. One end of the caliper will go into one hole, the other in the other hole and then take that measurement. This method would be the most accurate. Besides, if she asks just say its a sex toy.

Be sure to clean the calipers too, dont want contamination
 
pigtails, complete the questions posted, get her measurement and sent to me please, so it can be calculated into our research for the benefit of men everywhere.
 
juicedpigtails said:
hey i posted a picture of my gf's taint for all to see. Paulo and Jerkbox both saw it, then i took it down


Loud, angry voice while standing and pointing index finger Son, how in the hollerin' hell is this gonna help our study? *pauses to catch breath and regain compsure*

Sorry for the outburst, it has been a long day of scientific review...we need physical measurements and a questionaire completed...heresay of taint that was posted serves no purpose other than to massage your ego. Please present us with concrete facts of taint, not sightings or second hand stories.
 
Gambino said:
Loud, angry voice while standing and pointing index finger Son, how in the hollerin' hell is this gonna help our study? *pauses to catch breath and regain compsure*

Sorry for the outburst, it has been a long day of scientific review...we need physical measurements and a questionaire completed...heresay of taint that was posted serves no purpose other than to massage your ego. Please present us with concrete facts of taint, not sightings or second hand stories.

give me 24 hours. im at work right now. it will come via pm. dont post it on here either.
 
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