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Is it just me, or is JerseyArt....

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... a very wise orb? He always seems to have down to earth advice.
 
A little slow there BBF. I am the best scout out there and made a thread about this months ago. or days ago (maybe a week)...
 
Code said:
JerseyFart is a stand-up guy.

Anyone who says differently I'll shoot with a 138 grain sierra match from 1500 meters.
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*sigh* I remember the golden years of internet usage when people solved their problems by typing "I'll beat your ass"...now in days, it's all about sniping...lol
 
I bet he doesn't deadlift.
 
Delinquent said:
Exactly. Standing up for women and shit. What a bitch
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no reference to any woman was intended...please look elsewhere for petty internet drama...
 
jersey art is a sweetheart
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
... a very wise orb? He always seems to have down to earth advice.
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I agree. I appreciate his posts on my threads.
 
Wow

Thanks everyone. It means a lot, you guys are the best.

This is my week for compliments. It has to be the new outfit:)

I don't actually do pilates. I just stand inthe back of the room in a trench coat and leer pervertedly at the girls in the class. I know, I'm working on it.
 
Anya,

I'd comment, but I know how much you want us to, o I'll continue to ignore you instead.
 
JerseyArt said:
Anya,

I'd comment, but I know how much you want us to, o I'll continue to ignore you instead.
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Hey I like you fine. :)


Just thought Codimus Max's comment was clever. I like me some one liner slams.
 
Anya, just becuase I won't play with you cam-to-cam does not mean I do this with guys. I'm just very picky about which EF girls I play with on cam. Sorry, you were close but just did not make the cut. NO hard feelings?
 
Anya

I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life. Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone.

As for me, I'm gonna spend the weekend on the Jersey shore. Maybe ask a girl to dance, dance with me slow.
 
JerseyArt said:
Anya

I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life. Go ahead with your own life and leave me alone.

As for me, I'm gonna spend the weekend on the Jersey shore. Maybe ask a girl to dance, dance with me slow.
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Someone has dusted off their Billy Joel collection. Nice.
 
*Blushing*

You guys!!

I'm just ok, but I make up for my lack of talent with enthusiasm :qt:
 
Well, I'm no lesbian, Bob, but just look at Nadia's nipples erect!
 
Oh, and good to have you back 'Jersey'... :lmao:
 
You only hurt the ones you love
 
And I'll never find that recipe again
 
I gave JerseyArt red on some other thread a while ago. But he's alright in my book. I'd kill anyone trying to kill him.
 
i gave him like -120 in red before he grew on me. now im taking vancomycin and he's still growing on me.
 
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hey jersey
that pm i sent u a while ago will be sent when i get up tomorrow okay sorry took so long i have been sick with a cold, i promise to send later :)
 
rnch said:
before or after he swallows? :p
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The best tortoise shell eyeglass frames are made from shells that are harvested from tortoises that are 'culled' as they are having an orgasm.

Gentle white bunny rabbits are trained to suck like industrial vacuum cleaners and are brought to the edge of starvation. Just before setting the ravenous bunnies onto their tortoise-penis suppers, the handlers deftly 'pop' out their teeth with a flick of the wrist (and a ballpeen hammer).

As the tortoise reaches climax, the handlers cleave off their heads whilest simultaneously punting the now useless bunnies off the edge of a cliff.

And so it goes.
 
ChefWide said:
The best tortoise shell eyeglass frames are made from shells that are harvested from tortoises that are 'culled' as they are having an orgasm.

Gentle white bunny rabbits are trained to suck like industrial vacuum cleaners and are brought to the edge of starvation. Just before setting the ravenous bunnies onto their tortoise-penis suppers, the handlers deftly 'pop' out their teeth with a flick of the wrist (and a ballpeen hammer).

As the tortoise reaches climax, the handlers cleave off their heads whilest simultaneously punting the now useless bunnies off the edge of a cliff.

And so it goes.
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That is... just... so, beautiful! :p
 
ChefWide said:
The best tortoise shell eyeglass frames are made from shells that are harvested from tortoises that are 'culled' as they are having an orgasm.

Gentle white bunny rabbits are trained to suck like industrial vacuum cleaners and are brought to the edge of starvation. Just before setting the ravenous bunnies onto their tortoise-penis suppers, the handlers deftly 'pop' out their teeth with a flick of the wrist (and a ballpeen hammer).

As the tortoise reaches climax, the handlers cleave off their heads whilest simultaneously punting the now useless bunnies off the edge of a cliff.

And so it goes.
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neato burrito!
 
Wtf
 
?
 
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
 
Bastards,

I've seen all your women naked!
 
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