CW is the only guy I know that could be in a house full of crack whores, have 500.00 in his hand and not get laid. I swear. I just have not figured it out. I guess a better solution would be just to walk in a place, whip his Puerto Rican, Japanese, Irish, Korean, German, Congolese, Sweedish, Tiawanese, French, Mongolian dick out and just wait and see if some chich takes the bait. That seems to be better than trying to muster enough BS to even get one interested, muchless into the sack.
I can see him now, walks into a room full of prospects, 2 days before everyone of their periods, they're hormones are pumpin' and they're ready. He whips is mutt dick out and this one chick comes over, pulls out this 12" (because they don't come in white) black dildo and shoves it right into his freakin mouth, and, and it's one of those rabbit type, so not only does he get a chipped tooth from the damn thing vibrating his whole fuckin' head, the rabbit thing pokes him right in the eye and makes one of those non-bleeding blood things in his eye! I mean, what's the chance of anyone not knowing right when they walk into a room FULL of chicks that you can't see that they have bigger muscles than you do, lower voices, and hair like Billy Ray Cyrus in 82'. I mean most would know to NOT pull your dick out in a room full of Dykes. But, my boy here, he's a little slow. And alot horney, so now look at him, chipped tooth, non-bleeding bloody eye thing, and still..... no pussy. Now don't you just feel for the boy......
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