Is biteme EF's Chuck Norris?

[bran987]

Discuss.

 

[bran987]

biteme has two speeds: Walk, and kill.

 

[bran987]

Someone once videotaped biteme getting pissed off. It was called biteme: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.

 

[bran987]

biteme can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

 

[bran987]

I think it is so.

 

[Whiskey]

Wow, and here I though that NO ONE was even comparable to norris

Whiskey

 

[biteme]

I think it is so.

LOL.

 

[Gambino]

citizens call police. police call the feds. feds call interpol. interpol calls biteme

 

[eat big]

citizens call police. police call the feds. feds call interpol. interpol calls biteme

Bite me calls starfish.

 

[bran987]

Bite me calls starfish.

don't make him angry!!

 

[Gambino]

Bite me calls starfish.

who in turn calls big4life for advice, big4life notifies bikinimom, and bikinimom rolls over and alerts jesus.
direct connection to god

 

[FISHTALES]

if u can see biteme, he can see u, if u cant see biteme, you are seconds from having your head punched off.

 

[eat big]

who in turn calls big4life for advice, big4life notifies bikinimom, and bikinimom rolls over and alerts jesus.
direct connection to god

We think alike.

 

[starfish]

Bite me calls starfish.

You know what's funny...The guy was just trying to get my new phone number a couple days ago...Thanks for reminding me why I changed it....too much BS from morons.


Who are you anyway since you always keep tabs on me....oh, nevermind I finally clicked on your gallery...You are just a kid who probably lives on his computer. LOVE THE DOROTHY HAMILL haircut too.


Freaking NOSEY idiot...

 

[Bikini Mod]

You know what's funny...The guy was just trying to get my new phone number a couple days ago...Thanks for reminding me why I changed it....too much BS from morons.


Who are you anyway since you always keep tabs on me....oh, nevermind I finally clicked on your gallery...You are just a kid who probably lives on his computer. LOVE THE DOROTHY HAMILL haircut too.


Freaking NOSEY idiot...

I didnt read the thread.... but DAMN GIRL... now THAT is a scathing reply!

The true psychopath dudes hide their shit quite well and one can only hope to escape the "wrath" of their sick-ass attention. LOL

 

[eat big]

You know what's funny...The guy was just trying to get my new phone number a couple days ago...Thanks for reminding me why I changed it....too much BS from morons.


Who are you anyway since you always keep tabs on me....oh, nevermind I finally clicked on your gallery...You are just a kid who probably lives on his computer. LOVE THE DOROTHY HAMILL haircut too.


Freaking NOSEY idiot...

This will be my last reply to you so don't bother replying. I don't keep tabs on you. I simply make a few remarks once in a while because it's too damn easy to get you all worked up. I won't make anymore remarks towards you anymore because I am sure someone else will get you pissed off too. Dorothy Hamill haircut? You wouldn't expect someone like myself at a young age to even know who that is but I do. That picture was taken over a year ago. My haircut has changed, but your fucking bitchy attitude hasn't.

 

[biteme]

I'll slap ya in the face with my cock and knock your teeth out.

 

[starfish]

This will be my last reply to you so don't bother replying. I don't keep tabs on you. I simply make a few remarks once in a while because it's too damn easy to get you all worked up. I won't make anymore remarks towards you anymore because I am sure someone else will get you pissed off too. Dorothy Hamill haircut? You wouldn't expect someone like myself at a young age to even know who that is but I do. That picture was taken over a year ago. My haircut has changed, but your fucking bitchy attitude hasn't.

LOL at thinking you get me all worked up...you don't. I've asked you before not to make remarks like you do towards me personally while RESPECTING YOU PERSONALLY ALL THE TIME ON THIS BOARD....since you are such a slow learner...be able to take it IF YOU ARE GOING TO DISH IT OUT.

Looks like you can't and thanks for proving my point...



You are just a kid who hangs out on the internet for hours and hours a day trying to get laughs at other people....because he HAS NO LIFE OF HIS OWN....period.


I'm glad you won't be replying to me anymore...go out and play.

 

[AAP]

biteme once put a nickel under his arm and applied his headlock... the result was what we know as The Great Depression.

 

[theoak01]

biteme is the man

 

[needtogetaas]

biteme is gay he tride to tuch tools with me.

 

[spongebob]

biteme puts his pants on both legs at a time.

 

[biteme]

biteme puts his pants on both legs at a time.

How did you know that? I just hope I don't have to decapitate some poor chap tonight.

 

[HiDnGoD]

How did you know that? I just hope I don't have to decapitate some poor chap tonight.

Make sure yer zipper is undone, then.

 

[bran987]

How did you know that? I just hope I don't have to decapitate some poor chap tonight.

The chief export of biteme is Pain.

 

[alien amp pharm]

There is a whole world out there for you sad lonely computer people

 

[Phenom78]

Biteme actually died 2 years ago, but Death is too afraid to tell him

 

[gotmojo]

Chuck is a respecter of noone!

 

[StickFigure]

Biteme made Chuck say, "I'm your bitch!!"

 

[bran987]

There is a whole world out there for you sad lonely computer people

who told you that?