Is anyone else taking this week off for Spring Break?

[Longhorn85]

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Sounds exactly like the things I have to do. Cleaned out the basement this past weekend.

My list is even less glamorous than yours. After my workout this morning I spent time pulling weeds from my lawn. I did get to take my wife out to lunch, but as soon as I pull myself from this computer it will be time for an overhaul of the master bedroom.

Other highlights for this week include laying cement for an extended porch, getting a fence up and planting flowers.

 

[Warik]

Yeah, right.

I wish it WASN'T Spring Break because my spring break is going to be worse than any other week I've already had this year.

-Warik

 

[HumorMe]

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My list is even less glamorous than yours. After my workout this morning I spent time pulling weeds from my lawn. I did get to take my wife out to lunch, but as soon as I pull myself from this computer it will be time for an overhaul of the master bedroom.

Other highlights for this week include laying cement for an extended porch, getting a fence up and planting flowers.

LOL! My lawn is one big weed! Grass dies....weeds grow! I have been painting the dining room for the last month and a half! My wife is ready to divorce me. She wanted to move everything back in before I resand the floors. I told her she was nuts! That's kind of like washing your car and not cleaning the tires and glass! Anyway, the DR floor is all I have left and will probably do that over the next two days! My work is never done!

Extended highlights wishlist for me includes......laying the pipe to the wife for an extended play period, getting it up on the washing machine during the spin cycle and planting it to her again in the flower garden!

Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

 

[Longhorn85]

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......laying the pipe to the wife for an extended play period, getting it up on the washing machine during the spin cycle and planting it to her again in the flower garden!

Hey, a man can dream, can't he?

Now this is the good part about the week off. I may set set or tie our marital record of sexual encounters over a one week period. I think our record is 17.

 

[HumorMe]

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Now this is the good part about the week off. I may set set or tie our marital record of sexual encounters over a one week period. I think our record is 17.

That record ain't nothing. I have done that so many times!!!










OF course that was 15 years ago!
I think the paramedics would have to come to the house if that happened now!

 

[Longhorn85]

I think we can do it, or at least establish a record for the 35+ age bracket. All we need is to get in a two-a-day each day of the week, and do a three-a-day three times. Hmmmm, maybe 14 is more realistic...

 

[HumorMe]

I think we can do it, or at least establish a record for the 35+ age bracket. All we need is to get in a two-a-day each day of the week, and do a three-a-day three times. Hmmmm, maybe 14 is more realistic...

14...17.....It doesn't really matter. It will be fun trying either way!

 

[Longhorn85]

OK, Spring Break day one was a success. Day Two has started good so far. This morning I had a great workout, threw out all of the weeds I pulled yesterday, took the dog to the vet and picked up replacement bags for the vacuum. This afternoon includes taking the kids in to the clinic for shots, getting my car inspected and getting the oil changed in both mine and my wife's cars. Later tonight I get to pull more weeds and start prepping the flower beds. My "Honey-Do" list is finally starting to get smaller.

Whew! Spring Break was a lot easier when I was in college and all I did was drink and chase women at the beach!