Is anyoe else's mom the king of bringing up uncomfortable subjets all the time and especially in from of ppl?

[musclemom]

It's been my observation loving mom's (as opposed to dipshit, neglectful ones) fall into two categories:

1. Too involved/too opinionated/too helpful.

2. Too quiet/can't pry an opinion out of them with a crowbar/let you stick your finger in the socket and then go "Hurts, don't it? You won't do that again, will you?"

The quiet ones are usually good listeners, though, advise you to use your best judgement, and usually don't make you feel like an idiot for the mistakes you make.

 

[heatherrae]

jesus. id kill my parents if they acted that way toward me. thankfully my parents arent invasive like that.

LOL...he honestly is the nosiest damn person I've ever met. Whenever I go visit him, he bombards me with gossip about his neighbors and people I don't even know. He knows when they come and go, and god forbid a woman has more than one man ever come over to her house. He automatically lables her a tramp.



He is sooooooo annoying. You have no idea.

Another pet peeve of mine is that he always talks in baby talk to the dogs and drives me up a fucking wall. LOL. He repeatedly asks my dog in a baby voice "now, are you gran pa pa's widdle puppy or mommy's (mine) widdle puppy" as if the dog gives a flip. lol. My dog is whoever's dog so long as they are giving him treats and petting him..lol.

 

[Jon79]

LOL...he honestly is the nosiest damn person I've ever met. Whenever I go visit him, he bombards me with gossip about his neighbors and people I don't even know. He knows when they come and go, and god forbid a woman has more than one man ever come over to her house. He automatically lables her a tramp.



He is sooooooo annoying. You have no idea.

Another pet peeve of mine is that he always talks in baby talk to the dogs and drives me up a fucking wall. LOL. He repeatedly asks my dog in a baby voice "now, are you gran pa pa's widdle puppy or mommy's (mine) widdle puppy" as if the dog gives a flip. lol. My dog is whoever's dog so long as they are giving him treats and petting him..lol.

if me u and your dad were hangin out i would break the ice by lookin at you and sayin in baby talk "are you jon's widdle slut"

 

[Bikini Mod]

God it's so funny to see the dynamic of how we view our parents changing as we have our own children.

 

[heatherrae]

if me u and your dad were hangin out i would break the ice by lookin at you and sayin in baby talk "are you jon's widdle slut"

That would go over well...lol.


In case anyone gets the wrong idea, I really love my dad and he's a good guy. He just has some irritating little idiosyncrysies, as do I.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

My mom likes to tell off color jokes to new friends I bring home. And the jokes aren't even funny.

Nice. LOL. Got a Saturday night live Mom?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

The quiet ones are usually good listeners, though, advise you to use your best judgement, and usually don't make you feel like an idiot for the mistakes you make.


The quiet ones are usually the evil ones. Watch out for them.