Invitations to the Bors.

[from zero]

Post up. You're in.

 

[BrandonXJ]

me!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

The Ride and several others have hit me to join the bors.

post up and the rest of the bors will work with you so you have a title.

 

[sawastea]

What the

 

[The_Ghost]

in, oh wait I already am

 

[KillahBee]

uh........

 

[alien amp pharm]

I want out.

It use to be a select few with tough criteria to meet for membership, but now much like Chaos Mage's bunghole...everyone gets in!

 

[onerepmaximum]

What the crap is this?

 

[BrandonXJ]

shit, i think I'm the only one that wants in anyways.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

It is an ESoB invitation thread you assclowns.

Brandonxj do you have any special skills? We need to consider them for your title.

 

[WODIN]

God you assclowns are geigh.

 

[jerkbox]

cool...wodin is in

 

[hamstershaver]

cool...wodin is in

bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Smurfy]

feel the love

 

[dj1000]

pick me, pick me!

 

[The_Ghost]

I think I need a title change, maybe "Official Good looking Bor and Official Meeter of Hot Woman of the ESoB' yea that fits

 

[BrandonXJ]

I'm really good at spilling drinks on BigDawg.. I've got the cute-younger-guy thing going on, so I usually get sent into the groups of ladies first to lower the defenses.. I'm wicked-good at darts and I once ate 22 red peppers at a chinese restaurant, and I didn't puke.

 

[dj1000]

I think I need a title change, maybe "Official Good looking Bor and Official Meeter of Hot Woman of the ESoB' yea that fits

Official Cosmo Conisuer

 

[KillahBee]

Official Cosmo Conisuer

Official Hooked On Phonics Graduate

 

[jerkbox]

wodin should be Plastic Lawn Chair Bor

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Official Cosmo Conisuer

DJ, post up some of your skills, so the Bors can help you get a tittie, I mean title.

Brandonxj, Official Dart Throwing Bor or Cute Young Bor ...

Any suggestions by you Bors for their titles?

DJ needs title
BXJ needs title

 

[SC4EVA]

Oink?

 

[dj1000]

I got mad skillz, um I think.......

 

[Mr. dB]

cool...wodin is in

He can be "Official Hairy Butt Bor, Elite Society of Bors"

 

[strongsmartsexy]

What the?

 

[jerkbox]

He can be "Official Hairy Butt Bor, Elite Society of Bors"

eehheheheheheheh....


ewwww

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

He can be "Official Hairy Butt Bor, Elite Society of Bors"

good stuff DB.

Hooked on Phonics Bor for DJ100 sounds very good.

How about Brandonxj? title suggestions? Where the hell is cutie and the gang?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I need a title suggestion...

 

[gonelifting]

Is anyone called Bor Whore? thanks

or Whore Bor?

or Floor Bor

Greet them at the... Door Bor

 

[Smurfy]

Greet them at the... Door Bor

LOL!

 

[The_Ghost]

I need a title suggestion...

old man bor

 

[Deterass]

I need a title suggestion...

Grandpa Bor

Elder Bor

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Grandpa Bor

Elder Bor

Hmmmmm

Elder Bor, Elite Society of Bors has a nice ring to it.

 

[jenscats5]

I need a title suggestion...

Green Vegetable Bor

 

[Mr. dB]

I need a title suggestion...

Simon Bar-Sinister Bor?

 

[dj1000]

Hmmmmm

Elder Bor, Elite Society of Bors has a nice ring to it.

Papa Bor

 

[Burning_Inside]

I'm good at:

unknowingly pissing off right wingers.
screaming my face off to metal music.
tossing basic dieting/training tips to people at my gym; tips that to them seem like noah's ark.
playing video games.
keeping it on the downlow.
macking internet babes.
visual comedy.

so try and pick a title for me based off all that.

 

[GettingEvenBigger]

...can I be the "JEW BOR"??????

 

[Moderate_THIS]

It use to be a select few with tough criteria to meet for membership, but now much like Chaos Mage's bunghole...everyone gets in!

More like a community college. Losers.

 

[sawastea]

SSS = Civil War Bor

Brandonxj is cutie bor? I thought brandon was a guy? We need to amend his name if that is the case

 

[BrandonXJ]

SSS = Civil War Bor

Brandonxj is cutie bor? I thought brandon was a guy? We need to amend his name if that is the case

uh, yeah.. I am a guy. I don't know about that "Cutie bor" title there..

 

[redshirt27se]

brandons can be

Offical XJs not a real Jeep Bor.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

SSS = Civil War Bor

Brandonxj is cutie bor? I thought brandon was a guy? We need to amend his name if that is the case

Errrrr, I'm olde, but not THAT olde.

 

[redshirt27se]

Errrrr, I'm olde, but not THAT olde.

Revolutionary War Bor.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Revolutionary War Bor.

*sigh*

Meet me at the squat rack!

 

[BrandonXJ]

brandons can be

Offical XJs not a real Jeep Bor.

damn you! Leave my XJ alone!!

 

[redshirt27se]

*sigh*

Meet me at the squat rack!

you bring the muskets and bayonets.

 

[bluepeter]

Errrrr, I'm olde, but not THAT olde.

He must have mistaken you for Wodin

 

[strongsmartsexy]

you bring the muskets and bayonets.

I'll bring my quads and strength. After I whoop your butt there we'll go do leg presses and then it's off to deadlifts. If you can make it that far.

 

[jerkbox]

*sigh*

Meet me at the squat rack!

Father Time bor?

 

[redshirt27se]

I'll bring my quads and strength. After I whoop your butt there we'll go do leg presses and then it's off to deadlifts. If you can make it that far.

leg press is not needed if you are squatting adequately. throw in some speed work or 20 reppers.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

leg press is not needed if you are squatting adequately. throw in some speed work or 20 reppers.

I've done 21 reppers before. It just causes me to use less weight. I'm about 2 weeks from a 1000lb leg press for reps...

 

[redshirt27se]

I've done 21 reppers before. It just causes me to use less weight. I'm about 2 weeks from a 1000lb leg press for reps...

you obviously use less weight if you do more reps. your body needs change now and then and heavy doesnt always equal better. a lot of people i know in real life and on the boards routinely say leg press is unneccessary.

 

[dj1000]

Hey now, didn't anyone ever tell you to listen to your elders.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Father Time bor?

Nice ring to that, although I'm partial to "Parkinson's Bor" or "Medicine Shoppe Bor"

 

[RottenWillow]

Father Time bor?

Digital cam whore bor?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

you obviously use less weight if you do more reps. your body needs change now and then and heavy doesnt always equal better. a lot of people i know in real life and on the boards routinely say leg press is unneccessary.

I dunno, I do 5x5 with 315 and then do leg presses. *shrug* It's always worked for me...

 

[alien amp pharm]

How about:
Post-no-more-bor

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[redshirt27se]

Nice ring to that, although I'm partial to "Parkinson's Bor" or "Medicine Shoppe Bor"

"Prescription Medicine Bor"

 

[Mr. dB]

Official AARP Bor

 

[tripleblonde]

Official AARP Bor

lol mr db

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Official AARP Bor

that is funny given that you are OLDER than I am.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I think I need a title change, maybe "Official Good looking Bor and Official Meeter of Hot Woman of the ESoB' yea that fits

Tehehehheheeee

I could change mine to Offical Tour Guide Bor of the ESOB or Offical Cosmo Maker of the ESOB or Offical Meeter of the Hot Men of the ESOB perhaps even Offical Flirt Bor of the ESOB

What do you guys think?

 

[jerkbox]

Tehehehheheeee

I could change mine to Offical Tour Guide Bor of the ESOB or Offical Cosmo Maker of the ESOB or Offical Meeter of the Hot Men of the ESOB perhaps even Offical Flirt Bor of the ESOB

What do you guys think?

don't start another uprising within the ESoB

 

[superqt4u2nv]

don't start another uprising within the ESoB

me never

 

[powerslave]

I need a title suggestion...

Medicare bor

 

[redshirt27se]

Tehehehheheeee

I could change mine to Offical Tour Guide Bor of the ESOB or Offical Cosmo Maker of the ESOB or Offical Meeter of the Hot Men of the ESOB perhaps even Offical Flirt Bor of the ESOB

What do you guys think?

how about official redshirts sex slave bor.

i need some dap beautiful.

 

[Mr. dB]

that is funny given that you are OLDER than I am.

 

[strangebrew]

Okay, I noticed there are chicks in this little club. Are they required to send each member a nude picture? If not, this whole thing seems kinda stupid.

 

[Mr. dB]

Okay, I noticed there are chicks in this little club. Are they required to send each member a nude picture? If not, this whole thing seems kinda stupid.

I second that motion!

 

[jerkbox]

Okay, I noticed there are chicks in this little club. Are they required to send each member a nude picture? If not, this whole thing seems kinda stupid.

that's why everyone wants in.....we all get free nudies

 

[dj1000]

that's why everyone wants in.....we all get free nudies

Now I really want in......you can call me Can't get enough boobie bor!

 

[rnch]

i've received several PM's from members addressing me as a bor.....does that mean i am one?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

how about official redshirts sex slave bor.

i need some dap beautiful.

You mean you want to be my slave? Sounds alright to me.

What is dap?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Okay, I noticed there are chicks in this little club. Are they required to send each member a nude picture? If not, this whole thing seems kinda stupid.

Stupid is Stupid Does, if you want in post skills so we can assign your title. If you want to stay outside in the rain, suit yourself broheim. It is strange, most of us are strange, and you are a strange bird yourself.

that's why everyone wants in.....we all get free nudies

quiet chatterbox!! secrets are secrets!!

Now I really want in......you can call me Can't get enough boobie bor!

nopers, that is a terrible suggestion.

list your skills, leave boobs outof it.

i've received several PM's from members addressing me as a bor.....does that mean i am one?

not yet, but if you want to list a few skills, buttkrak600 and the gang can help you with a title.

Nice ring to that, although I'm partial to "Parkinson's Bor" or "Medicine Shoppe Bor"

Bro, you have ZERO say in titles or anything related to ESoB. you are not ESoB Certified, so scram or post your special skills. as you were.

...can I be the "JEW BOR"??????

Official Jew Bor - Elite Society of Bors

quote and copy and paste into your signature. you are approved and certified.

I'm good at:
keeping it on the downlow.
macking internet babes.

so try and pick a title for me based off that.

Official Downlow Macking Bor Elite Society of Bors

quote, copy & paste to your signature.

damn you! Leave my XJ alone!!

Need title for you Bor. you are the one who said you were young "cute" type. skills please...

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

You mean you want to be my slave? Sounds alright to me.

What is dap?

dap= making a fist and one person hits top and then other person hits top of other persons fist.

"homeys giving each other Dap after meeting some sexy tenders."

 

[Mr. dB]

dap= making a fist and one person hits top and then other person hits top of other persons fist.

"homeys giving each other Dap after meeting some sexy tenders."

I never knew that had a name.

Is there a name for that stupid jive talk like "fo shizzle my nizzle"?

 

[BrandonXJ]

Need title for you Bor. you are the one who said you were young "cute" type. skills please...

I said cute, not cutie.. don't make me sound gay.

Jeep bor
Dart throwin bor
Jerkbox owning bor.. whatever they all work for me.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Official Jeep Drivin Dart throwin Bor Elite Society of Bors

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

im still trogbor the karminator!

 

[Mr. dB]

im still trogbor the karminator!

Karminating the countryside
Karminating the peasants
Karminating the people in the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Paging The Ride
Post Special Skills so you can be given a title.
(please leave boobs, colons, buttplugs and such out of skill listings thx)

 

[redshirt27se]

dap= making a fist and one person hits top and then other person hits top of other persons fist.

"homeys giving each other Dap after meeting some sexy tenders."

that, and dap can just be like credit for something. 'give me some dap for making that prediction'

 

[redshirt27se]

You mean you want to be my slave? Sounds alright to me.

What is dap?

well whatever, that works for me.

 

[gymrat]

orbs