Internet dating... Jacked up or no?

[CO B-man]

Ive done it. I never really have had any luck whatsoever and I have horror stories. Anyone else have any luck with it or have horror stories to? My latest is tonight. I am done with it myself, Freaken fatasses claiming to be hot! Anyway I was just curious. Your stories will get mine and if you never have done it, in my opinion dont bother. I would rather got to bed at night with fantasies of some of the "hotties" that hang out here. Just wonderin?

 

[KillahBee]

Never did it....intentionally.

But, it's a great place to find really horny, desperate chicks. Problem is. 99% of them don't look like their Inet pics IRL

 

[CO B-man]

KB You are cool! You speak the truth. They show glamour shot photos that are like ten years old. Do they honestly think their sweetness will prevail? Or do they think that guys will NOT notice the fact that they gained 50 pounds since the posted picture? Who knows? Liars is all I met except for once!

 

[KillahBee]

KB You are kewl! You speeky the truth. They show glamour shot photos that are like ten years old. Do they honestly think their sweetness will prevail? Or do they think that guys will NOT notice the fact that they gained 50 pounds since the posted picture? Who knows? Liars is all I met except for once!

Can't blame them for putting their best foot forward. blame the guys for being desperate fools with no sense of self worth. it's all on the guys. once they start demanding more, they will get more.

 

[fitnessgrl8621]

I met my current (not sure for how much longer, though lol) boyfriend online. AND... Moved 2000 miles to be with him. Of course, we were friends for over 3 years, and would just meet up a few times a year before any of this. If he and I don't work out, I wouldn't be opposed to meeting someone from online. It's a good way to meet people you wouldn't typically inside your normal social circle.

 

[CO B-man]

Can't blame them for putting their best foot forward. blame the guys for being desperate fools with no sense of self worth. it's all on the guys. once they start demanding more, they will get more.

I thought I would check it out. Met friends on the internet why not girlfriend you never know!

ha! Ha!

No way that venue is freaky and no good stick with bars or friends or grocery stores!

 

[CO B-man]

I met my current (not sure for how much longer, though lol) boyfriend online. AND... Moved 2000 miles to be with him. Of course, we were friends for over 3 years, and would just meet up a few times a year before any of this. If he and I don't work out, I wouldn't be opposed to meeting someone from online. It's a good way to meet people you wouldn't typically inside your normal social circle.

Did he or you lie about what you really were like or what you look like? That seems to be a popular thing for a woman to do online. Why I will never know. Do sometiimes they have a higher opinion of themselves than they should? I hate to be an ass but maybe my standards are higher than the individuals I dont know?

 

[KillahBee]

I thought I would check it out. Met friends on the internet why not girlfriend you never know!

ha! Ha!

No way that venue is freaky and no good stick with bars or friends or grocery stores!

for real tho, if you have a good head on your shoulders, you can find some good people online. it's not too much different than a bar - other than the fact that there are false physical representations on the net. but you need to find ways to get past that. make her send you real pics. it's not hard

 

[needtogetaas]

Never did it....intentionally.

But, it's a great place to find really horny, desperate chicks. Problem is. 99% of them don't look like their Inet pics IRL

iam still wateing fore the links to that gold mind site you found a wile back were the marred bitches talk shhit about there man and beg fore cock.

 

[KillahBee]

iam still wateing fore the links to that gold mind site you found a wile back were the marred bitches talk shhit about there man and beg fore cock.

lol. NO WAY am I giving that thing up

 

[needtogetaas]

lol. NO WAY am I giving that thing up

ill rip into that place like th hulk.lol

 

[solidspine]

If chicks on the internet were 1/10th as hot as they make them selves out to be online,


They wouldn’t be online dating,


Someone would have surfed them up by now.


There is a distinct reason they are dating “on line”


Why can’t they meet some one in person, and date that way, the way everyone else does.


Having said that, I met my wife on line, she was in ChongQing China,



For a different reason than typical chicks in SoCal are online.

 

[fitnessgrl8621]

Did he or you lie about what you really were like or what you look like? That seems to be a popular thing for a woman to do online. Why I will never know. Do sometiimes they have a higher opinion of themselves than they should? I hate to be an ass but maybe my standards are higher than the individuals I dont know?

No, neither of us lied about what we looked like. We both had webcams and talked on there long before we ever met in person.

 

[KillahBee]

For guys, online = easy, slightly-to-heavily-used-up pussy heaven that's REAL easy to get

For girls, online = easy, simple-to-manipulate-and-play-dress-up manner to garner the sacred ATTENTION and live out fantasies they don't have the balls or demand to live out in real life

EVERYBODY WINS!!!!!!!!

 

[needtogetaas]

For guys, online = easy, slightly-to-heavily-used-up pussy heaven that's REAL easy to get

For girls, online = easy, simple-to-manipulate-and-play-dress-up manner to garner the sacred ATTENTION and live out fantasies they don't have the balls or demand to live out in real life

EVERYBODY WINS!!!!!!!!

I pulled a killahbee on this bitch once on a forum.she was being a bitch trying to say I was never in the army.I went off on here and downed her in everyway I could think of.2 mins latter she was sending me a requast fore a web cam.lol she was a hot little thing i talked with her fore a bit she told me she was marred then started talking close off.lol thats when I shut the came off.it just wasent right.

 

[CO B-man]

No, neither of us lied about what we looked like. We both had webcams and talked on there long before we ever met in person.

So you are saying there is a chance! lol! LOL! lol!

 

[solidspine]

No, neither of us lied about what we looked like. We both had webcams and talked on there long before we ever met in person.

Mandy, I think you were both honest, it just didn’t work out.
Happens in any and all relationships online or other wise.


PS


Your photos are great.

 

[CO B-man]

I pulled a killahbee on this bitch once on a forum.she was being a bitch trying to say I was never in the army.I went off on here and downed her in everyway I could think of.2 mins latter she was sending me a requast fore a web cam.lol she was a hot little thing i talked with her fore a bit she told me she was marred then started talking close off.lol thats when I shut the came off.it just wasent right.

I need NO Verification from anyone. WHen I ask questions from fellow troopers and they are answerred correctly I know who at least served in the Army. YOU SERVED! Thats my verification! And therefore as all Who served will have my respect as another brother AND/OR Sister in arms.!

Dont get me wrong I love you to death but you still have control issues to get over and I have confidence you will! I just know you will! hOOOOORahhhhh!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I had done 98% of my dating via the internet since I kicked my exhusband out near 6 years ago. Did match.com, yahoo.com and date.com primarily. You could say that I was a "professional dater" LOL as I had no lack of interest from perspective dates. I met lots of nice men who just werent what I was looking for. Met a few that misrepresented themselves to some degree. Met a few that I dug but who just werent that into me. Met one/two REAL wierdos.

But I did meet the man I am about to marry online.

It is just another way to meet people.

 

[Smurfy]

I met my husband online. We were both ESoB members. That's how it all began

 

[Lestat]

Done plenty of it, always workled well for me.

 

[jackangel]

met a girl in the city tonight, for the first time. off myspace. she was actually more attractive than her pictures. cute as hell to me. but quite shy, quiet, and very much a good girl. think i had her digging me a lot, but she's a tough one. i just don't know. i think she's smart, but not engaging and passionate in her conversation. i'm hoping that this is something that will come out in time. i'll make sure to piss her off and act like a bastard, see if i can get a rise out of her. i saw signs of that. or perhaps it's just a matter of getting to know her, so she can let her guard down a bit. but i'm such a sarcastic, obnoxious, arrogant, cheeky monkey. i was a bit of an ass tonight. yay.

 

[Bikini Mod]

iam still wateing fore the links to that gold mind site you found a wile back were the marred bitches talk shhit about there man and beg fore cock.

Ashleymadison dot com or something like that.

It is a site for married peeps that want to cheat. Some fucked up shit.

 

[KillahBee]

Ashleymadison dot com or something like that.

It is a site for married peeps that want to cheat. Some fucked up shit.

no, this was a totally different one.

but shit, thanks for the tip.

 

[KillahBee]

met a girl in the city tonight, for the first time. off myspace. she was actually more attractive than her pictures. cute as hell to me. but quite shy, quiet, and very much a good girl. think i had her digging me a lot, but she's a tough one. i just don't know. i think she's smart, but not engaging and passionate in her conversation. i'm hoping that this is something that will come out in time. i'll make sure to piss her off and act like a bastard, see if i can get a rise out of her. i saw signs of that. or perhaps it's just a matter of getting to know her, so she can let her guard down a bit. but i'm such a sarcastic, obnoxious, arrogant, cheeky monkey. i was a bit of an ass tonight. yay.

You have done well, Young Skywalker

good luck, dude. sounds like the right approach

 

[Bikini Mod]

For guys, online = easy, slightly-to-heavily-used-up pussy heaven that's REAL easy to get

For girls, online = easy, simple-to-manipulate-and-play-dress-up manner to garner the sacred ATTENTION and live out fantasies they don't have the balls or demand to live out in real life

EVERYBODY WINS!!!!!!!!

When you are older and your free time becomes very precious (ie - you have children, career, etc and life is no longer one big social event where the potential to meet ass is everpresent) the web can be an extremely usefull vehicle by which to weed out peeps who just aren't for you. And even then you still have to invest time before you find someone who is offering what it is that you seek and you are who they want.

See.... EVERYBODY WINS!!!!

 

[jackangel]

everybody STOP

collaborate and listen

ice is back

 

[Jon79]

with his brand new edition?

 

[needtogetaas]

no, this was a totally different one.

but shit, thanks for the tip.

lol

 

[CO B-man]

I met my current (not sure for how much longer, though lol) boyfriend online. AND... Moved 2000 miles to be with him. Of course, we were friends for over 3 years, and would just meet up a few times a year before any of this. If he and I don't work out, I wouldn't be opposed to meeting someone from online. It's a good way to meet people you wouldn't typically inside your normal social circle.

I think you should answer my personal ad! You have a nice figure!

 

[Ilk]

Never did it....intentionally.

But, it's a great place to find really horny, desperate chicks. Problem is. 99% of them don't look like their Inet pics IRL

Exactly what KB mentioned..

Plenty of lovely guys and women out there.. You're a goodlooking guy, I'm sure its not that hard for you to find a beautiful lady with a great personality.. It'll happen when you least expect it...

Those sites are full of desperado's!! Don't go there

 

[CO B-man]

Exactly what KB mentioned..

Plenty of lovely guys and women out there.. You're a goodlooking guy, I'm sure its not that hard for you to find a beautiful lady with a great personality.. It'll happen when you least expect it...

Those sites are full of desperado's!! Don't go there

Kisses for you!

 

[Wulfgar]

Ive never really been able to pull quality ass online very well
I get alot of offers from gay men and transexuals though.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ive never really been able to pull quality ass online very well
I get alot of offers from gay men and transexuals though.

LOL What types of pics do you post and how do you word your ads.

Men are so dumb (in general) - most dont even read the ads but email based on pics alone. I went through a period where my gf quit her match membership and gave it to me to fuck with guys (I was bored... k?). So I put up one of THE NASTIEST BITCHIEST ADS EVER!!! and I would still get tons of emails from guys wanting to date me. Proof positive that many MANY men think with their dicks...

 

[CO B-man]

LOL What types of pics do you post and how do you word your ads.

Men are so dumb (in general) - most dont even read the ads but email based on pics alone. I went through a period where my gf quit her match membership and gave it to me to fuck with guys (I was bored... k?). So I put up one of THE NASTIEST BITCHIEST ADS EVER!!! and I would still get tons of emails from guys wanting to date me. Proof positive that many MANY men think with their dicks...

I dont answer any. I let them come tom me! I figure they must have like 5 million perverts chasing them down that they have to delete on a daily basis that they probably will get tired of that and search for themselves. Seems to work. They will have to dream they are mostly wales. Even though I specifically ask for a girl that takes care of themselves. They must confuse that with feed themselves (too much)! Dont get it. Is there not some kind of leaque scale? Like you ar above my league or not even close to my league so dont bother. I am not as errogant as this sounds just fed up with that stuff

 

[Wulfgar]

LOL What types of pics do you post and how do you word your ads.

Men are so dumb (in general) - most dont even read the ads but email based on pics alone. I went through a period where my gf quit her match membership and gave it to me to fuck with guys (I was bored... k?). So I put up one of THE NASTIEST BITCHIEST ADS EVER!!! and I would still get tons of emails from guys wanting to date me. Proof positive that many MANY men think with their dicks...

I post nice pics
always smiling, me and my friends. some bodybuilding pics obviously.

and here is like what i have on my myspace for instance.
"My girl adores me and I adore her. We are best friends, we love to talk and would rather be with each than anybody else. Our interests are aligned and compliment one another, we laugh alot and always enjoy each others company. We love to workout together, she enjoys riding on the back of my motorcycle, we like the same movies and books and we are openly supportive of each other. We always hold hands whether we are out in public or just sittin on the sofa watching TV. We are explorers not adjustors, always looking to better ourselves, not enforce blame or hurt on anyone but rather to learn from life's experiences and empower ourselves and others. When one of us is having a down day the other is always there to uplift and support. We speak about each other with love and kind words to everyone, even if we have a disagreement, we don't talk badly about the other to anyone ever. Our goal is to repair our disagreements, understand where each one is coming from and re-connect. It is very important to us to be totally honest in our relationship, never hiding any secrets from each other but keeping our relationship private and strong by being comforable enough to tell each other what we are really feeling. Our love life and sex life is awesome! We are attracted to each other body and soul. Being together is fun, interesting, exciting and entirely fulfilling. The prospect of spending the rest of our life together is wonderful, we look forward to having a family and living together until we are a loving old couple. My girl supports me in all of my endeavors and sees me as a complete success and I do the same for her. Each morning when we wake up it is a joy to see her smiling at me from her pillow beside mine. We are truly in love, soulmates and two parts to a whole. She is strong, smart, fair, loyal,honest, lives an integral life, caring, kind, compassionate,understanding, funny and beautiful in body and mind."
of course this is takn out of context. i was just describing my perfect mate

notice how I didnt ad "would prefer a gay man or transexual" in there?

seems pretty normal to me

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Girls can't lie on the interweb if you make them prove who they are first.

 

[healother]

Girls can't lie on the interweb if you make them prove who they are first.

unfortunately many chicks think that their 2 pics are good enough, and that they dont need to post any body shots, or current shots, or they are too afraid to turn on their webcam.

we dont get any more pics from them, so us men can either choose to meet them, or just forget about it altogether.

some of you folks are right, in that there are a LOT of fat chicks online.

I hate America.

 

[delete]

Ive never really been able to pull quality ass online very well
I get alot of offers from gay men and transexuals though.

and those offers from gay men - tell us more; were they, by chance, quality ass? inquiring minds want to know!

 

[ksharp01]

Hummmm I don't know, torn on this one. If I were suddenly single, I may would try it. Only because as you get older, how do you met someone? I am not a bar hopper anymore and I can't say I really ever met any real class act in them anyway. My ex-husband was/is customer of mine but just to think of most of my customers...HELL NO!! So I guess I would at least have to try. I know some people are gonna lie but this I don't understand because if they are planning on meeting someone don't they know the gig would be up the 1st time you see them? I have no reason to lie, I wouldn't want to. I would want to be straight forward so that person already knows what he is getting. Wouldn't want to waste his or my time. That is just me. I am most likely the worlds worst liar. The few times I have tried to tell a small lie like how much I really spent on something..all my b/f has to do is look at me and say my name the way he does and I start giggling. I guess I am always horrified that if I lie, I will get caught. I would not want to be humiliated like that. I try and instill that in my son..that is is best to be up front and honest than to get caught in a lie. I was raised right.

 

[jackangel]

wulfgar, that profile seems too much with all the 'my girl...' statements. not weird, of course. and not especially appealing to freaks or fags, i would think (i'll ask AAP and aap for confirmation). but, unless you want to express yourself in whatever way you choose and without concern for what some may think...i would change it.

 

[Spartacus]

For guys, online = easy, slightly-to-heavily-used-up pussy heaven that's REAL easy to get

For girls, online = easy, simple-to-manipulate-and-play-dress-up manner to garner the sacred ATTENTION and live out fantasies they don't have the balls or demand to live out in real life

EVERYBODY WINS!!!!!!!!

yup

 

[p0ink]

co,

you don't have to try to woo me online; we just live a few miles away from each other.

i did appreciate the penis shaped chocolates you sent me, though.

 

[habitualhealth]

jacked up.








....i need to update my profiles.

 

[Raptorex]

I use these webcam sites, but everytime I talk to the chick in the video, she says the same things over and over again...seems like a script.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I post nice pics
always smiling, me and my friends. some bodybuilding pics obviously.

and here is like what i have on my myspace for instance.
"My girl adores me and I adore her. We are best friends, we love to talk and would rather be with each than anybody else. Our interests are aligned and compliment one another, we laugh alot and always enjoy each others company. We love to workout together, she enjoys riding on the back of my motorcycle, we like the same movies and books and we are openly supportive of each other. We always hold hands whether we are out in public or just sittin on the sofa watching TV. We are explorers not adjustors, always looking to better ourselves, not enforce blame or hurt on anyone but rather to learn from life's experiences and empower ourselves and others. When one of us is having a down day the other is always there to uplift and support. We speak about each other with love and kind words to everyone, even if we have a disagreement, we don't talk badly about the other to anyone ever. Our goal is to repair our disagreements, understand where each one is coming from and re-connect. It is very important to us to be totally honest in our relationship, never hiding any secrets from each other but keeping our relationship private and strong by being comforable enough to tell each other what we are really feeling. Our love life and sex life is awesome! We are attracted to each other body and soul. Being together is fun, interesting, exciting and entirely fulfilling. The prospect of spending the rest of our life together is wonderful, we look forward to having a family and living together until we are a loving old couple. My girl supports me in all of my endeavors and sees me as a complete success and I do the same for her. Each morning when we wake up it is a joy to see her smiling at me from her pillow beside mine. We are truly in love, soulmates and two parts to a whole. She is strong, smart, fair, loyal,honest, lives an integral life, caring, kind, compassionate,understanding, funny and beautiful in body and mind."
of course this is takn out of context. i was just describing my perfect mate

notice how I didnt ad "would prefer a gay man or transexual" in there?

seems pretty normal to me

My advice?

Take out the skin pics altogether. A woman does not need to see you with your shirt off to see that you have a stunning physique. I would ALWAYS just blow guys who had themselved in shirtless pics off because, frankly, it embarrassed me and I didnt care really whether they had a nice body or not.

Men make the mistake of mentioning sex in their ad. It is a given that if a woman likes a guy eventually she will WANT to have sex with him. Some women find the mention of sex a turnoff (even though your ad doesnt make you seem like a player). Because I know a little bit from what I have read on the boards I think you crave intimacy with a nice girl however your ad makes you seem like you are either A - clingy/needy/jealous type OR a total player that is trolling for pussy because you are writing the sappy stuff that you think women might want to hear.

Try to be a bit more witty in your delivery.

I am not trying to down you Wulfgar. My critique was sincere. Take it with a grain of salt because I am not in your head and dont know what type of girl you are truly looking for.

 

[CO B-man]

co,

you don't have to try to woo me online; we just live a few miles away from each other.

i did appreciate the penis shaped chocolates you sent me, though.

 

[jackangel]

I would ALWAYS just blow guys

LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL

You're a funny guy. But hardly accurate.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Also to address the phenomena of peeps flat out lying about their appearance. I could never understand this. Happened to me a few times where guys either put up THE ONE half-way decent pic they ever took or just a tiny headshot (sans the whale-like body) or the pic at their college graduation 40 pounds and half a head of hair ago. One of the things I would ask my dates is to tell me their funniest/wierdest/worst dating experience. They would usually tell me about the fatchick that showed up in place of the hot broad in the bikini that they THOUGHT they were meeting. A few actually had the balls to ask the woman what she was thinking posting that pic as she obviously was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay heavier now. Their answer? "Well, I knew that you would grow to love me once you met me."

WTF?!?!

Are there REALLY people that are THAT delusional out there?

I never asked about a guy's pics because as I said, their exterior was far less important to me then who they were on the inside. But if I have to admit that if the guy misrepresented himself (ie I felt he lied to me about his current appearance) I would get instantly turned off.

Cant date someone who is a liar right out of the shoot.

 

[Spartacus]

I have a shirtless pic amongst a few
to show that I'm not a fat ass pot-bellied fuckster in my 40s
still though 4 out 5 women I meet online are fat
not just a little chub,but outright misrepresenting fat asses

 

[Spartacus]

and if they have a portfolio of pics and look good in all of them except one
and in that one they look mediocre
that's what you get
I've even had some online come up to me in person
and go"hey aren't you on etc.etc?"
and I'll recall their ad and think
christ what a fake

 

[Spartacus]

still though according to recent stats half of marriages were commenced via an online intro
but what's a good site these days?
I have one ad and I'm looking to maybe start a second
and scratch date.com
and no myspace juvenile crap either with your favorite music and bands and shit

 

[Bikini Mod]

Online dating would be so much more successful if peeps would just be honest and realistic.

There is no prince charming or perfect babe.

If people would get straight within themselves about what they were truly looking for and not "settle" or become side-tracked by superficial things like looks or if men would not make BS promises of what they could deliver just because they *think* they want that particular woman it would be a much easier process.

Men value beauty and women security. All else stems from this.

Peeps need to learn to prioritize, makes the "weeding out" process far less tedious.

 

[jackangel]

You're a funny guy. But hardly accurate.

hey now, i'm just quoting you. i figured it's a typo, but it made me laugh anyway.

 

[Bikini Mod]

hey now, i'm just quoting you. i figured it's a typo, but it made me laugh anyway.

 

[Spartacus]

I value health and place a higher value on a healthy body as opposed to a model quality face
it's not so much a quest for beauty
I skip over females with a batch of pretty pictures and little prose

 

[Bikini Mod]

I value health and place a higher value on a healthy body as opposed to a model quality face
it's not so much a quest for beauty
I skip over females with a batch of pretty pictures and little prose

What if the girl had a seemingly fit body but wasn't really healthy?

 

[Spartacus]

What if the girl had a seemingly fit body but wasn't really healthy?

this is the sort of back and forth nonsense that makes connecting on the net difficult

 

[Bikini Mod]

this is the sort of back and forth nonsense that makes connecting on the net difficult

It isnt nonsense. My question was not hypothetical. It was legitimate and founded for this is one of the "problems" I encountered when dating.

By all accounts I *look* healthy and fit, yet I am far from it. Would you accept this? Most men did not and I did not blame them for it. The problem for me was, do I put a disclaimer in my ad? Which # date do I bring such sensitive information up? How do I bring it up? I could hide my illness for short periods of time but that was most often not the case. You have no idea how many men I wouldn't date again because I KNEW if they knew that I wasn't 100% healthy they would drop me like a bad habit. Then there were those that said it didnt matter to them until we went out several times. Just enough times for me to like them a lot and think, "Wow, this guy really DOES like me for me as he accepts that I am not healthy."... only to find out shortly thereafter, my "health issues" were too much.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

It isnt nonsense. My question was not hypothetical. It was legitimate and founded for this is one of the "problems" I encountered when dating.

By all accounts I *look* healthy and fit, yet I am far from it. Would you accept this? Most men did not and I did not blame them for it. The problem for me was, do I put a disclaimer in my ad? Which # date do I bring such sensitive information up? How do I bring it up? I could hide my illness for short periods of time but that was most often not the case. You have no idea how many men I wouldn't date again because I KNEW if they knew that I wasn't 100% healthy they would drop me like a bad habit. Then there were those that said it didnt matter to them until we went out several times. Just enough times for me to like them a lot and think, "Wow, this guy really DOES like me for me as he accepts that I am not healthy."... only to find out shortly thereafter, my "health issues" were too much.

Damn you mean 4 times a day would tire you out?/

 

[Bikini Mod]

Damn you mean 4 times a day would tire you out?/

LOL silly man... just because you can and do want it 4 times a day, YOU KNOW I can't accomodate that.

This internet dating thing isn't really as complicated as peeps make it out to be. I just think that many are "afraid" of it because of the stigma that is still attached to it.

My take on that is, if you end up meeting someone that you have a wonderful relationship with then what does it matter how you met or how many "notyourtypes" you had to sift through?

 

[habitualhealth]

Damn you mean 4 times a day would tire you out?/

That's grounds for divorce.

 

[Bikini Mod]

That's grounds for divorce.

He can be VERY persuasive, always making me offers that I just cant seem to refuse!

 

[CO B-man]

I have a shirtless pic amongst a few
to show that I'm not a fat ass pot-bellied fuckster in my 40s
still though 4 out 5 women I meet online are fat
not just a little chub,but outright misrepresenting fat asses

4.5 out of five

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

He can be VERY persuasive, always making me offers that I just cant seem to refuse!

Does that mean we will get married someday? Or are you still dating online?/

 

[Bikini Mod]

4.5 out of five

I would dare to say that 4.5 out of 5 women IRL are fat so then why would this statistic be a shock to someone dating online?

The average American woman is 5'3" to 5'5", size 9 or 10 I think. If this is something that a man finds unnappealing I dont think he would be out of line putting sonething in his ad to the effect of - If you are a woman that falls within these guidelines or over then please do NOT contact me. I will not "grow to love your insides" eventually if "your outsides repulse me" right out of the shoot.

I am DEAD serious here.

If a woman finds this stark honesty to be repulsive then chances are that the two of you would not be a "fit" anyway.

Brutal honesty of this nature is a great way to weed through the sea of those that you would not find appealing IMHO, one of the great benefits of online dating.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Does that mean we will get married someday? Or are you still dating online?/

I am still waiting on the formal proposal!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I would dare to say that 4.5 out of 5 women IRL are fat so then why would this statistic be a shock to someone dating online?

The average American woman is 5'3" to 5'5", size 9 or 10 I think. If this is something that a man finds unnappealing I dont think he would be out of line putting sonething in his ad to the effect of - If you are a woman that falls within these guidelines or over then please do NOT contact me. I will not "grow to love your insides" if "your outsides repulse me."

I am DEAD serious here.

Well, didn't seem to worktoo well for me... Something about young blond with huge boobs and a hot girlfriend. Well, at least I found someone much better she even came pre-trained and a virgin. I think internet dating is pretty easy since you can select from a worldwide assortment of choices, kinda like a buffet online... Put on your plate what you want to eat so to speak.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well, didn't seem to worktoo well for me... Something about young blond with huge boobs and a hot girlfriend. Well, at least I found someone much better she even came pre-trained and a virgin. I think internet dating is pretty easy since you can select from a worldwide assortment of choices, kinda like a buffet online... Put on your plate what you want to eat so to speak.

LOL I still can't believe that you actually put that in your ad. What was I thinking replying? Oh yea... something about telling you that I thought your screenname was the funniest I had seen so far!

Hey... it's not like you were coersed to dine at my place!

 

[-SD-]

Its all I do. Ive had about a decade of experience give or take. Its just like anything else with its good people and bad people, good strategies and bad strategies.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I am still waiting on the formal proposal!

OK> Want to get married someday?
Nah, I'll wait till later to ask, strike that last comment. By the way, I am on the way home, kick out your last date and get back to your chores woman.

 

[Bikini Mod]

OK> Want to get married someday?
Nah, I'll wait till later to ask, strike that last comment. By the way, I am on the way home, kick out your last date and get back to your chores woman.

Hello.... McPhly!!! WE ARE MARRIED... remember?!

As for my date... He couldn't deliver the goods so I kicked his ass out of here without his clothes. I wasnt totally heartless though, as I did throw his shit-covered red-wings at him!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

LOL I still can't believe that you actually put that in your ad. What was I thinking replying? Oh yea... something about telling you that I thought your screenname was the funniest I had seen so far!

Hey... it's not like you were coersed to dine at my place!

As long as I cook ya mean? Or the best cook ya know? Hey wait I was the one eating at your place... 10, 9.5, 10, 9.5, 10 at least that was the neighbor score.

 

[madbomber31]

i've done the internet dating/hook up thing before... quite a bit 4 or 5 years ago... it's good if you HATE bars and that scene... ALWAYS GET A PICTURE FIRST!!! and never take for granted things they say...

"i work out every day" means "i'm so fat i need to work out in order to lose this extra 200 lbs"

and just because someone worked at victoria secrets does not mean they are hot!!! in fact, they might look EXACTLY like anna nicole (the fat one)

good times.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Hello.... McPhly!!! WE ARE MARRIED... remember?!

As for my date... He couldn't deliver the goods so I kicked his ass out of here without his clothes. I wasnt totally heartless though, as I did throw his shit-covered red-wings at him!

How many times have I told you never date males with names on their work shirts and never date men that have shit on their shoes. And I told ya before I left don't be warming up the garage cause until I get home the sign reads. CLOSED!

 

[Bikini Mod]

How many times have I told you never date males with names on their work shirts and never date men that have shit on their shoes. And I told ya before I left don't be warming up the garage cause until I get home the sign reads. CLOSED!

tee-hee

 

[CO B-man]

If this is something that a man finds unnappealing I dont think he would be out of line putting sonething in his ad to the effect of - If you are a woman that falls within these guidelines or over then please do NOT contact me. I will not "grow to love your insides" eventually if "your outsides repulse me" right out of the shoot.

I have in fact done this and it doesnt matter. Fat girls dont read profiles they just look at the picture. I have always had that line in my ad and they answer anyway. They must be thinking either A.) I am Insecure, B.) They have a higher opinion of what is considerred obese than most everyone else C.) Did not read the ad or D.) hope I was blind

Trust me on this it does not matter what you say. Post it and they will come!!

 

[CO B-man]

That's grounds for divorce.

Not naked in your new avatar and yet still so very sexy!

 

[CO B-man]

Its all I do. Ive had about a decade of experience give or take. Its just like anything else with its good people and bad people, good strategies and bad strategies.

If you have been doing it for TEN years then it is obviously not working.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I have in fact done this and it doesnt matter. Fat girls dont read profiles they just look at the picture. I have always had that line in my ad and they answer anyway. They must be thinking either A.) I am Insecure, B.) They have a higher opinion of what is considerred obese than most everyone else C.) Did not read the ad or D.) hope I was blind

Trust me on this it does not matter what you say. Post it and they will come!!

I met BM and kept my eyes closed. I am pretty old so I can't see anyway. I just used the "braille method" worked pretty well, but her ass is so damn hard I thought I was fondeling a statue......

AND I was looking for a couple young traveling companions. LUCKILY I got a BM instead.

 

[ksharp01]

I think that alot think they do look better than they do. I worked with this girl that talked about her big guns, yes most of us consider that your arms but she meant here boobs....and they were big alright but just nasty. She really thought she was hot and she wasn't even warm...she would wear shit to small and have her gut roll sticking out. *shuddering at thought*
I mean really, haven't we all been to the beach and thought that bikini's should not be made to fit anyone past..lets say a 6!!! I have seen some pretty big girls sporting down the beach in their bikinis with head held high. Even at my smallest I have been very modest. I am my worst judge.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I think that alot think they do look better than they do. I worked with this girl that talked about her big guns, yes most of us consider that your arms but she meant here boobs....and they were big alright but just nasty. She really thought she was hot and she wasn't even warm...she would wear shit to small and have her gut roll sticking out. *shuddering at thought*
I mean really, haven't we all been to the beach and thought that bikini's should not be made to fit anyone past..lets say a 6!!! I have seen some pretty big girls sporting down the beach in their bikinis with head held high. Even at my smallest I have been very modest. I am my worst judge.

BFBM (before Bikinimom)

I met a woman that said she was small, tiny and THIN. Not asking beforehand if she meant small, tiny, Thin COMPARED to her former self.

What a surprise when I heard the beeping as she backed out of the parking space her ass occupied. DAMN I was really nice throughout the entire date as she went on to tell me how SOOOO many men thought she was HOT! I said okie dokie and thought chubby chasers must really like her cause she was so easy to catch.

AND NO she had a really sucky personality! So that line wasn't appropriate either.

 

[Spartacus]

delete

 

[Spartacus]

the only online relationship worth a shit to me
just found this on my work puter

 

[-SD-]

If you have been doing it for TEN years then it is obviously not working.

I never said my goal was marriage bor. Ive had some very good experiences with online dating and had several longer term girlfriends. I opted for no marriage to this point because 10 years ago I was a young fool and today I am a full time student and dont need "permanent" distractions from my goals. But I probably could have been married more than once by now based on the relationships I had.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I never said my goal was marriage bor. Ive had some very good experiences with online dating and had several longer term girlfriends. I opted for no marriage to this point because 10 years ago I was a young fool and today I am a full time student and dont need "permanent" distractions from my goals. But I probably could have been married more than once by now based on the relationships I had.

Excellent point.

People need to be more clear with themselves before they can decide whether or not they can deliver what another desires.

Superdave has been using the web as a vehicle to meet people without expextations of marriage necessarily. So he is satisfied with the result thusfar.

If one is using online dating (or any other means) to "meet the woman/man" of their dreams they may end up being disappointed.

As stated before, what difference does it make how you met someone or how many "notyourtypes" you had to sort through if you did meet people that you had good experiences with?

 

[Wulfgar]

thx for the critique guys! it is very much appreaciated
so the goal is
1: Be honest, but not to forward
2: be sincere, but not TOO sincere
3: post pics, but dont post pics that are too revealing
4: say what you would like in a relationship, but not everything you would like.
5: Dont mention sex. But take for granted she will want it anyhow eventually
6: Be witty somehow.

 

[Spartacus]

I say go ahead with a skin pic
but only one maybe two
and have others in your portfolio in different attire and settings
if a gal isn't interested in a skin pic she won't be interested in going to the gym with you

 

[CO B-man]

I never said my goal was marriage bor. Ive had some very good experiences with online dating and had several longer term girlfriends. I opted for no marriage to this point because 10 years ago I was a young fool and today I am a full time student and dont need "permanent" distractions from my goals. But I probably could have been married more than once by now based on the relationships I had.

Oh, you an e-playa!

 

[Spartacus]

I added this to my profile
I'm sick of this shit

I had to delete really well thought out requests
and replaced it with


Time for an update. I've been on this site semi-regular for 4 years or so. I placed an ad here originally back in '02 or so. I was attracted to the site because at that time match,yahoo etc. initiated their "pay to play" policy which required the gals to spend 20 bucks to meet their soul mate. I figured that was a bad business model and happened along here,a site which provides for some interaction without both parties paying some freight. Did some time here in my "free" month and forgot about my ad. I got reintroduced to the site ny a gal who wrote 1.5 years later. I was "WTF". Story involved there,but in my time here I've received a solitary negative comment. And that was via a gal who fashioned herself as a vampire. I kid not,you can still click her profile. So ladies I deleted much of my commentary of what I want and made a mini-blog.

 

[Spartacus]

I want to live,
I want to give
Ive been a miner for a heart of gold.
Its these expressions I never give
That keep me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.

 

[Spartacus]

Ive been to hollywood
Ive been to redwood
I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
Ive been in my mind, its such a fine line
That keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.

 

[Spartacus]

Keep me searching for a heart of gold
You keep me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.
Ive been a miner for a heart of gold.

 

[PBR]

the % are low meeting someone of quality....it does and will happen if youre in it long enough...i have met some really great women who are still friends to this day....ive had nightmare encounters also...big time.

there is technique to it and it has its own language...you must learn to have success.

 

[Spartacus]

I'm not friends with women who disappointment online
what you meet a gal and she's shit
and you stay friends?
sounds like local action in which you seek to minimize negative feedback
gay all the way around

 

[Spartacus]

busta move bikinimom will be along here in short notice
and inform us how incorrect we are
and we're on opposite sides of the coin

 

[Jon79]

i met the greatest girl ever .......from the internet........

 

[Bikini Mod]

thx for the critique guys! it is very much appreaciated
so the goal is
1: Be honest, but not to forward
2: be sincere, but not TOO sincere
3: post pics, but dont post pics that are too revealing
4: say what you would like in a relationship, but not everything you would like.
5: Dont mention sex. But take for granted she will want it anyhow eventually
6: Be witty somehow.

You are headed in a positive direction.

Remember, dont post negative commentary in your ad. It will turn a chick with positive energy off. Everyone has had a negative relationship experience or six in life. It is all in the delivery.

An example would be:

Instead of saying "I HATE LIARS"

say

"I appreciate honesty above all else."

You are essentially saying the same thing but one is very negative and forboding while the other is making it sound as if you are nice, bright and hold yourself and others to a higher standard of behavior.

Feel me?

 

[habitualhealth]

You are headed in a positive direction.

Remember, dont post negative commentary in your ad. It will turn a chick with positive energy off. Everyone has had a negative relationship experience or six in life. It is all in the delivery.

An example would be:

Instead of saying "I HATE LIARS"

say

"I appreciate honesty above all else."

You are essentially saying the same thing but one is very negative and forboding while the other is making it sound as if you are nice, bright and hold yourself and others to a higher standard of behavior.

Feel me?

But I do hate liars? Why candy coat something if that's what you're really thinking?

And when I say HATE....I really mean L O A T H E. Met one too many as of late.

But, I certainly appreciate honesty above all else.