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Intelligence is Sexy....

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In my biomechanical engineering class today there was presentations. The grad students had to pick a biomechanical engineering study and break it down and present it.

There's this one chick in my class (dont have pics, wont ever have pics) who had me in awe the whole time because the way she talked. I swear we locked eyes for like 10 seconds during the presentation (cause she clearly wants me to do her).

She was presenting alternate methods of constitutive modeling of tissue mechanics. An approach which takes into account the orientation and number of elastin fibers in aortic tissues as opposed to other phenomenological approaches such as the fung-elastic which are basically curve fitting techniques.

Anyway, she's an applied mathematics graduate student, she knows her shit. She began to talk and the whole class just listened - even our class TA, who is also hot for a mechanical engineering grad student, was jealous of her. Me and the other two meat-head engineers I hang out with notice these types of behaviors. Her mouth opened and I could just imagine her sucking on my dick in the most passionate fashion. Her light brown hair would be waving back and forth and I could just paste her smooth complexion with my steroid induced infertility goop.

How do you think I should approach her about getting into her pants?
 
graduate students are way too nerdy for me. she probably doesnt have a life outside her studies, I wouldnt bother.

plus sometimes graduate students think they are better than peeps who arent or havent been in grad school.

good luck.
 
healother said:
graduate students are way too nerdy for me. she probably doesnt have a life outside her studies, I wouldnt bother.

plus sometimes graduate students think they are better than peeps who arent or havent been in grad school.

good luck.

she checks me out cause she wants a piece dude (or this is the scenario I've created in my head).
 
smart chicks it can go either way. either she's looking for the complete opposite of what she is and what her normal friends are (in other words she wants a knuckle dragging monosyllabic caveman to ravage her), or she's turned on by someone with similar qualities to hers (ie she's a narcisscist lol).

if we're talking about a 1 night stand, after 3 drinks, they all want the caveman lol.
 
UA_Iron said:
she checks me out cause she wants a piece dude (or this is the scenario I've created in my head).

well if you plan on going to grad school, maybe it'll work, and u 2 will hit it off,

or maybe she's one of the few chicks who's sophisticated in class, but real naughty outside of class.

good luck.
 
UA_Iron said:
How do you think I should approach her about getting into her pants?
Tell her she makes you harder than finite element analysis with a slide rule.
 
Mavafanculo said:
smart chicks it can go either way. either she's looking for the complete opposite of what she is and what her normal friends are (in other words she wants a knuckle dragging monosyllabic caveman to ravage her), or she's turned on by someone with similar qualities to hers (ie she's a narcisscist lol).

if we're talking about a 1 night stand, after 3 drinks, they all want the beast lol.

I must say I can be quite primitive.
 
Its a small pic but it will work:

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NickyE3 said:
very cute
looks like the type of girl that I usually go for
"She's a keeper"

Yeah, she's hot. Probably 24 though

Clear your PM box!
 
UA_Iron said:
There's this one chick in my class who had me in awe the whole time because the way she talked.
That is strange, intelligence and a flapping female mandible don't usually go hand in hand.
 
Men find intelligence sexy because dealing with stupidity gets old very fast. At least men with some level of self-confidence. Refer to Jessica Simpson, sure I would do her, but could you really spend time around someone that stupid? I can't date dumb women for long it just gets annoying way too fast.
 
Recite Kamelot's Temples of Gold to her, and then change the track to Manowar's Kings of Metal and party like there's no tomorrow :D

Good luck :)
 
ErikZ said:
Recite Kamelot's Temples of Gold to her, and then change the track to Manowar's Kings of Metal and party like there's no tomorrow :D

Good luck :)

pulling off the getting laid cause of my metal preferences has never really worked for me in the past. It sucks, chicks should like metal. Instead a good majority listen to that country crap.
 
UA_Iron said:
In my biomechanical engineering class today there was presentations. The grad students had to pick a biomechanical engineering study and break it down and present it.

There's this one chick in my class (dont have pics, wont ever have pics) who had me in awe the whole time because the way she talked. I swear we locked eyes for like 10 seconds during the presentation (cause she clearly wants me to do her).

She was presenting alternate methods of constitutive modeling of tissue mechanics. An approach which takes into account the orientation and number of elastin fibers in aortic tissues as opposed to other phenomenological approaches such as the fung-elastic which are basically curve fitting techniques.

Anyway, she's an applied mathematics graduate student, she knows her shit. She began to talk and the whole class just listened - even our class TA, who is also hot for a mechanical engineering grad student, was jealous of her. Me and the other two meat-head engineers I hang out with notice these types of behaviors. Her mouth opened and I could just imagine her sucking on my dick in the most passionate fashion. Her light brown hair would be waving back and forth and I could just paste her smooth complexion with my steroid induced infertility goop.

How do you think I should approach her about getting into her pants?
dictionary.com is the shit isn't it?
 
Mavafanculo said:
lol ur gonna piss off bikinimom

She's just jealous cuz she's old, bitter and will never look good again.


I think I may cruise the mall today to check out some high school chicks.
 
agreed. . .my wife's real smart. . .in her last job (before she stopped working to stay home with our kids) she was an upper-level management person with a fortune 100 company. . .intelligence is very sexy. . .
 
JayC9 said:
Please don't say another word, I find intelligence very sexy.

i agree.
ua iron- if she's very smart, she might just like a straight approach.
"I think you're very pretty and would like to take you out for coffee (or whatever). Would you like to go?"

She'll be flattered.
 
Props to UA Iron for finding a pic of the girl and posting.

Makes the thread much better. Karma to you.
 
UA_Iron said:
pulling off the getting laid cause of my metal preferences has never really worked for me in the past. It sucks, chicks should like metal. Instead a good majority listen to that country crap.


What do you expect from U of A chix? Too bad you're 20 yrs too late for me....


Sassy's credentials:

- fake boobs
- body builder
- physics degree
- member of the KISS ARMY and headbanger hold out - its a tie for best "pound the bottom out sex" between Iron Maiden "Run to the hills", Ozzy "Crazy Train" or Def Lepard "Pour some sugar on me"

....

In another time, another life...


it just wasn't meant to be, mon cheri.







:rolleyes:
 
alien amp pharm said:
lol

please move your post to the comedian forum


:doublefi:

I can also kick your ass... maybe we should move it to the aap geigh forum
 
habitualhealth said:
dictionary.com is the shit isn't it?

I can spell every single one of those words without help from a third party, thankyouverymuch.
 
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