Insane Massive Growth

[layinback]

i want to do a cycle of "roids" i have been working out HARD for 3 months. i do barbell curls and bench press and jumping jacks and toe touches. i can do 1500 jumping jacks. i am not kidding dude. i have reached my genetic potential and have stopped growing. damn this workin out is brutal. you put so much into it and bam....plateau. i know how the pros must feel.i relate best to ronnie coleman.its like we are on the same fuckin path. i bet he smokes weed.(its really the only way to get intense with the iron.) i was thinkin test and dbol.i have researched for days and these are supposed to give you.........INSANE MASSIVE GROWTH.is this true ?

 

[Sculelos]

Maby you hit the end of your noobie growth spurt? And maby need to take it a bit easier.

Sorry unless you post pics and are fairly big/ripped and can lift a lot already I can't believe your anywhere near your genetic potential with only a few months of training.

 

[automaticj5]

I second that -- 3 months of training? you are years away from your genetic potential -- try switching up your workout...

 

[cmarcell]

sounds like a joke....right?

 

[Windkun]

such as taking out the jumping jack cardio bullshit, and replacing it with 1500+ more cals and some squats?

 

[fezly]

Yeah Buddy!

 

[justlift69]

You should only take roids if you can do 1500 pullups. If you can accomplish that then you'll hit your genetic potential. So start tomorrow. Make sure to not miscount now!

 

[wooldog]

Since when are jumping jacks good for gaining muscle mass? Am I missing something?

 

[skullcrushin22]

What is this board coming to

 

[silver_shadow]

i'll bet this was moved from the ASS board!

but anyway i'm guessing this is a joke!

 

[svoc]

haha ofcourse this is a joke

 

[amnbaker]

Wow Whoever wrote this is clueless. Name one Bodybuilder that does 1500 Jumping jacks, And who the fuck smokes BEFORE they lift, this is not only unproductive but very dangerous (so i've tried it once or twice) Btw steroids and pot = panick attacks and many other sides....but good luck with that...

 

[Cynical Simian]

I'd recommend doing curls with the pink dumbbells while balancing on a swiss ball balanced on top of another swiss ball which is, in turn, balanced on a third swiss ball. It really helps you get massive core pumps. Also, everyone knows "steroids" have become completely obsolete after the release of Dermacrine. Buy a couple dozen bottles of that (along with whatever other fine products our sponsors are offering) and you should be jacked in no time.

 

[Lee]

I like doing cable curls while wearing a black wife beater. Then I run over and grab the big ass 25 pound DB and do hammer curls really fast while watching my biceps grow! Im fucking buff and shit.

 

[moonshine420]

what an embarrassment lol

 

[thesuaveone]

I'd suggest an oral only cycle. Dbol, winny and to top things off, get some prohormones.

 

[Nathan]

Dude, what? Don't do drugs.