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What is your favorite ICP cd?
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I am down with da clownz.. and I like the song "Get off me dog"
if you can.. download it!!
if you can.. download it!!
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Crazier said:
It is called "How Many Times"...
How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? How many times will you honk your horn and say "fuck you"? Now what the fuck does that do? Ya feel better now? I didn't let ya pass. How 'bout I stop my car, and beat your fuckin' ass? How many times will my neighbor beat his wife? Somewhere in that house there's a butcher knife. Fuckin' drunk, swingin' his fists about. Why don't she wait till he sleeps then take him out? How many times will I sit in a hot car? Traffic jam; been sittin' for a fuckin' hour. Must be an accident, I hope nobody died. Finally get there, and the crash is on the other side! The gawkers roll by and creep slow, hoping they can see a mangled body show. Some park, and stand there. and watch it all, with their kids, they point, and fuckin stare, and just look! I remember one time I was pulled over, handcuffed; the cop was like "show's over." People watching, hoping that he shoots me. I just wanted to choke their fucking heads! How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? How many times will I wait in a line? It's three-thirty; I fuckin' got here at nine. I'm finally up to the front, can't wait another minute. Why am I here? To pay a fucking parking ticket. The lady at the counter acts like a fuckin' bitch; no smiles, no help. You're just a piece of shit. I'm gettin' pissed! Calm down, fuck it, forget it. Back to my car, and there it is: another ticket. How many times will a crackhead smoke crack and ask me for some money cuz he wants crack? Give him money; again, he's coming back. Walk away, and here's another, "Gimme crack." How many times will a kid give a dirty look? A little punk-ass bitch tryin' to be a crook. I wrote the book! I was out robbin' liquor stores when you were just a nut stain in your momma's drawers. How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? How many times will you steal my car stereo? It don't even work! Ya feel like a bitch, don't ya? I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat. I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt cheek. How many times did I walk in, and just sit? And have to listen, and learn all this bullshit. Learnin' history and science, fuckin' wait. Knowin' that, will that put food on my plate? Yeah, can I walk into McDonald's, up to the counter, and tell 'em you can make limestone from gunpowder. Will they give me a cheeseburger if I know that shit? Fuck no, fuck you, and shut your fuckin' lip! How many times will a judge decide my fate? Who is he? A bitch, nothing great! He takes shits, and fucks his old floppy wife, plays with his balls, and judges my life! How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry?
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WODIN said:Tune - - Eminem is a bitch.
you get Karma for knowing what that is!!!!!
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casavant said:
Despise is a strong word man... why would you despise them?
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saint808 said:
VERY....
Bugs on My Nuts
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Drizzt said:
HELL YEAH!!! I got it!
I also like Amazing Jekyel Brothers.. that is a good cd
Virtual Acid
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Riddle Box Sumfin sumfin baby hehe,
Sumfin sumfin baby hehe,BoneCruncher
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You never shot at us with no paint balls, suck on these juggolo painted balls bitch!
VicTusDeuS
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how many times is the best. I know that song verbatim...I can sing it just like them lol
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ICP and ODB.. BITCHES!!!
That is a funny as hell song
That is a funny as hell song
For songs that are kind of emotional (yes, ICP can make a point) Moms, How Many Times, I can't remember the name, but it goes "There's no story that ain't been told, there's no gimmick that ain't been sold..."
Overall good songs: Bugs on my Nuts, Down with the Clowns, 50 bucks, 85 bucks an hour.... just about any other song by them!!
By the way, when the hell is the Sixth Jokers Card coming out? I want to see the crumbling of time itself!!!
Overall good songs: Bugs on my Nuts, Down with the Clowns, 50 bucks, 85 bucks an hour.... just about any other song by them!!
By the way, when the hell is the Sixth Jokers Card coming out? I want to see the crumbling of time itself!!!
sicklydiesel
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ICP sucks dick....it was funny when they were on howard stern...the fat clown was shitting in his pants, when that " angry black" guy was gonna beat his ass......what a bunch of pussies.
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dgreenhill said:
I was gonna say the exact same thing, no bullshit, you stloe the words right out of my mouth
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sicklydiesel said:
PANTERA ROCKS DUDE!!!!!
It was funny when my little brother made the lead singer of Tool cry.. or when the lead singer of Pantera was too pussy to box the drummer of Sepultrua last summer.
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dballer said:
WHAT??????????????????
Maynard cried cuz ICP's little brother?
I have a hard time believing that
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Peyote Killa said:
NO NO NO ...
My little brother made him cry. That dude is a serious pussy.
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I told this already in e-mail to someone a while back.. but here goes again...
I will try to make this short. We live in Atlanta. My little bro (26) sets up sound for bands who play here. Anyhow, TOOL came in. My brother likes TOOL.. but he is more of a Pantera fan. He is a skinny pot smoker kid who never starts shit.... unless he is drunk.
Back to the story... TOOL.. he sets up the show and TOOL shows up. Well, my little bro and his friend who got him the job are standing back in the dressing room waiting to meet these guys. Now my brother had about a half bottle of Jim Beam in his belly.. I guess he was feeling a little froggy. Well the room was filled with reporters, magazine people, record label people... you get the idea. The band had this huge ice chest with beer and soda in there. Well as the band walks in.. the cameras start to flash and my brother has his eyes dead set on Maynard.. the lead singer. From what my brothers friend said.. Maynard took notice to my brothers glares as soon as he walked in. Well, Maynard walks to this ice chest near my brother... and as he walks up.. my brother snags a beer out of the chest while looking this Maynard guy dead in the eye and opens the beer... throws the cap in the ice right in front of Maynard... then keeps staring at him with this eat shit look. My brothers friend looks at him and was kinda like "Hey man.. whats your deal?" Then in front of all these fans and record people... my brother annonces.. very loudly.."My FUCKING DICK is bigger than this guy!!!".... then my brother looked at him.. took a big swig of the beer and walked out. My brothers friend said as soon as he left, Maynard put his hands over his eyes as his face went blood red and ran out of the room. He also said that everyone in the room was laughing. This story was told to me by my brothers friend.. not my brother. My brother gave my little sister all of his TOOL cd's the next day.
On a side note... my brother lost that job because he got drunk with the lead singer of Pantarea (Phil somthing) at OZZFEST and was busted for throwing basketballs at Tommy Lee!!! The lead singer of Pantera is my brothers hero... my brother said he is by far the craziest SOB alive!!!
I will try to make this short. We live in Atlanta. My little bro (26) sets up sound for bands who play here. Anyhow, TOOL came in. My brother likes TOOL.. but he is more of a Pantera fan. He is a skinny pot smoker kid who never starts shit.... unless he is drunk.
Back to the story... TOOL.. he sets up the show and TOOL shows up. Well, my little bro and his friend who got him the job are standing back in the dressing room waiting to meet these guys. Now my brother had about a half bottle of Jim Beam in his belly.. I guess he was feeling a little froggy. Well the room was filled with reporters, magazine people, record label people... you get the idea. The band had this huge ice chest with beer and soda in there. Well as the band walks in.. the cameras start to flash and my brother has his eyes dead set on Maynard.. the lead singer. From what my brothers friend said.. Maynard took notice to my brothers glares as soon as he walked in. Well, Maynard walks to this ice chest near my brother... and as he walks up.. my brother snags a beer out of the chest while looking this Maynard guy dead in the eye and opens the beer... throws the cap in the ice right in front of Maynard... then keeps staring at him with this eat shit look. My brothers friend looks at him and was kinda like "Hey man.. whats your deal?" Then in front of all these fans and record people... my brother annonces.. very loudly.."My FUCKING DICK is bigger than this guy!!!".... then my brother looked at him.. took a big swig of the beer and walked out. My brothers friend said as soon as he left, Maynard put his hands over his eyes as his face went blood red and ran out of the room. He also said that everyone in the room was laughing. This story was told to me by my brothers friend.. not my brother. My brother gave my little sister all of his TOOL cd's the next day.
On a side note... my brother lost that job because he got drunk with the lead singer of Pantarea (Phil somthing) at OZZFEST and was busted for throwing basketballs at Tommy Lee!!! The lead singer of Pantera is my brothers hero... my brother said he is by far the craziest SOB alive!!!
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dballer said:
Your little brother made Maynard cry?
I still have a hard time believing this. How did he make Maynard cry?
Peyote Killa
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I don't believe that Maynard cried over some shit like that. When I met him there was worse things said, not by me, but he is very well composed. That just does not add up from what I know, and what I have seen personally, but everybody changes and there are no two days alike, so maybe it did happen, but I seriously don't believe it.
Cool story though.
Cool story though.
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Peyote Killa said:
Well.. it really did happen. No 2 ways about it.. none of this.. well it could have happened.. I know the kid who was with my brother. He got him the job. It really did happen. See my little bro was a huge Tool fan.. so he expected somthing like Rollins to walk out.. when he saw Maynard come out.. he was really upset that this guy looked like Marilyn Manson with AIDS... so he let him have it.
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WAIT.. I was not trying to piss anyone off.. especially you Peyote..
But it is a true story. I am not against them.. I like their music.. but the lead singer is not a hard ass.. as a matter fact.. I think I know more about why the song prison sex was written after I saw what he looked like.
But it is a true story. I am not against them.. I like their music.. but the lead singer is not a hard ass.. as a matter fact.. I think I know more about why the song prison sex was written after I saw what he looked like.
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dballer said:
BRO, I'm not pissed, I know he is not a hard ass, I don't think that he tries to be either, but I don't think that he would "cry" at such a coment. He is 5 foot 6 inches, the guy is small, but his voice and his music is what I like about him, not his personaltiy. I'm not saying that you are lying, but if he put his hands over his face and ran out of the room, that does not constitute him cring. He could have done that as a sarcastic reply to his comment. I'm not saying he didn't cry, it's just he is really sarcastic, if you listen to all their lyrics and ever read interviews with him, it's easy to pick up on his sarcasm.
And the song prison sex was in fact about him being violated, if he listen to the lyrics, he is saying that he was sexually abused
As for meeting celebrities, I have a story of my own (more relevant to this thread tho).
I used to work at a GNC (dont worry, i wasnt one of those wanker fucks recommending sublingual homeopathic 'gh' or shit like that) and one day this big guy, maybe 6'3"-ish, looked around 300lbs (fairly chub) walks in. I noticed his hair was kinda odd, and he goes "Do you guys have that powder?". Now I'm thinking to myself 2 things: "there are like 50 powders in here, wanker" and "where the hell have i heard this voice?!". Seeing as how this guy is a pretty big dude I ask "Is it a weight loss powder?". He says "Maybe, Its something that makes you hyper". I'm thinking "Aha, he probably wants Ultimte Orange" but for some reason we'd pulled it from the shelves like 2 weeks before 2 of the stores in town (out of 3) and our store had been completely out. So I point up at the Ripped Fuel powder (RF + Protein) and I go, "Is this it?", still wondering about the voice. He said "Yeah thats it, I'll take one of the strawberry and...what other flavor is that?" I looked at the label (it was on a high shelf) and it looked orange so I said "orange i think". He says "ill take one of those too". I grabbed it and it says chocolate - Fuckin TwinLab, haha. So I tell him its chocolate and he says "ill just take 2 strawberry's then". I go to ring him up and he pulls out a wad of bills, all 100's (i counted 11). He tried to pay with a hundred but there was no way I could change that much (our starting amount of change is $100 total) so I told him this and he says "Hang on, my boy outside has 20's" and turns to walk towards the door and I knew immediately who he was... Violent J.
The way the store is set up is like a long rectangle, so he'd always been facing me. When he walked towards the door, I saw the back of his black leather jacket and it said "Psychopathic Records". The SECOND he got out the door, I called my friend & boss (who i was covering for for 30 minutes while he did an inventory transfer at another store) and told him to get his fuckin ass over here quick cuz ICP was in the house. He was on his cell just leaving the other store he'd been at and I heard him squeal his tires. I told him just as proof, I'd leave the phone off the hook til he came back in.
So this person I'm thinking is Violent J is walking back in, this time with 2 other guy (Shaggy 2 Dope & the lead guy of Twisted). So just to make sure I go "Yall are rappers right?" and V.J. says "Yep" and I ask "ICP?", "Yep" was his reply. So I was smilin and shaggy says "does that mean we get this shit free?" (i should have said yeah now that I think about it) but I smoothly replied "Maybe if you hook me up with a record deal". The Twisted guy says "You rap?" and I said "Yeah". Shaggy says "Let's hear some freestylin" and I said "Naw man, I dont freestyle much, but I write em like such". V.J. says "Hell yeah man! I hate freestyling too, people are always asking me to do it" and gave me a high five. I asked them what the hell they were doing in my city and they said they'd had a concert 20 miles away the night before. I was bullshitting with em trying to stall them until my friend came back and I was thinking "I should ask them about Eminem, but I might get the beatdown". So I didnt. But I did ask if they were friends with Kid Rock. Violent J says "I wouldnt say we were friends, but we know him, he's alright." Then some bullshit happened - some chick walks in and starts talking to me (i didnt see her petition) and if I would have known she just wanted me to sign that shit I would have told her to get the fuck out. So I'm listening to her shit and trying to hold ICP until my boy gets back. ICP starts to walk towards to the door and I say "Can yall hold up for a minute? My manager is gonna be here in a few and he's a big fan" and V.J. says "Yeah, we'll be right back, we'll bring you in some shirts and shit".
Well I sign this bitches petition and call one of my boys at a nearby college and say "Dude, fuckin ICP is right outside the GNC" and he just shit, then said "Ask em about Eminem" (haha) and I was like screw that. After about 2 minutes, I walked outside (you have to realize that the GNC i work at is totally slow and in this strip mall, like 20 customers a day tops on non-GC days) and I see them about 75 yards away buying shit at this tobacco store. Well my friend gets back and he sees em. While the others were buying cigars or whatever, Violent J walked over to their Cadillac and started loading 2 plastic bags with shirts and CDs, so I was pretty excited. Then some dumb fuck screams "its ICP!" (outside with other ppl around) so ICP looks down at us and screams "We gotta go" and they bounced before they got mobbed. Even tho I didnt get any autographs or free shit, it was still cool as fuck to meet them. The only disappointment I had was that I didnt get their # or something to try to get a deal. But I guess thats ok, b/c Dr. Dre is one of my heroes, and if I was ever down with ICP or on their label or whatever, I'd never get a chance to work with Dre/Eminem b/c of all the beef. Still, a very cool experience to get to talk with celebrities for 5-10 minutes on my day off while I was covering for my friend for a little while.
I used to work at a GNC (dont worry, i wasnt one of those wanker fucks recommending sublingual homeopathic 'gh' or shit like that) and one day this big guy, maybe 6'3"-ish, looked around 300lbs (fairly chub) walks in. I noticed his hair was kinda odd, and he goes "Do you guys have that powder?". Now I'm thinking to myself 2 things: "there are like 50 powders in here, wanker" and "where the hell have i heard this voice?!". Seeing as how this guy is a pretty big dude I ask "Is it a weight loss powder?". He says "Maybe, Its something that makes you hyper". I'm thinking "Aha, he probably wants Ultimte Orange" but for some reason we'd pulled it from the shelves like 2 weeks before 2 of the stores in town (out of 3) and our store had been completely out. So I point up at the Ripped Fuel powder (RF + Protein) and I go, "Is this it?", still wondering about the voice. He said "Yeah thats it, I'll take one of the strawberry and...what other flavor is that?" I looked at the label (it was on a high shelf) and it looked orange so I said "orange i think". He says "ill take one of those too". I grabbed it and it says chocolate - Fuckin TwinLab, haha. So I tell him its chocolate and he says "ill just take 2 strawberry's then". I go to ring him up and he pulls out a wad of bills, all 100's (i counted 11). He tried to pay with a hundred but there was no way I could change that much (our starting amount of change is $100 total) so I told him this and he says "Hang on, my boy outside has 20's" and turns to walk towards the door and I knew immediately who he was... Violent J.
The way the store is set up is like a long rectangle, so he'd always been facing me. When he walked towards the door, I saw the back of his black leather jacket and it said "Psychopathic Records". The SECOND he got out the door, I called my friend & boss (who i was covering for for 30 minutes while he did an inventory transfer at another store) and told him to get his fuckin ass over here quick cuz ICP was in the house. He was on his cell just leaving the other store he'd been at and I heard him squeal his tires. I told him just as proof, I'd leave the phone off the hook til he came back in.
So this person I'm thinking is Violent J is walking back in, this time with 2 other guy (Shaggy 2 Dope & the lead guy of Twisted). So just to make sure I go "Yall are rappers right?" and V.J. says "Yep" and I ask "ICP?", "Yep" was his reply. So I was smilin and shaggy says "does that mean we get this shit free?" (i should have said yeah now that I think about it) but I smoothly replied "Maybe if you hook me up with a record deal". The Twisted guy says "You rap?" and I said "Yeah". Shaggy says "Let's hear some freestylin" and I said "Naw man, I dont freestyle much, but I write em like such". V.J. says "Hell yeah man! I hate freestyling too, people are always asking me to do it" and gave me a high five. I asked them what the hell they were doing in my city and they said they'd had a concert 20 miles away the night before. I was bullshitting with em trying to stall them until my friend came back and I was thinking "I should ask them about Eminem, but I might get the beatdown". So I didnt. But I did ask if they were friends with Kid Rock. Violent J says "I wouldnt say we were friends, but we know him, he's alright." Then some bullshit happened - some chick walks in and starts talking to me (i didnt see her petition) and if I would have known she just wanted me to sign that shit I would have told her to get the fuck out. So I'm listening to her shit and trying to hold ICP until my boy gets back. ICP starts to walk towards to the door and I say "Can yall hold up for a minute? My manager is gonna be here in a few and he's a big fan" and V.J. says "Yeah, we'll be right back, we'll bring you in some shirts and shit".
Well I sign this bitches petition and call one of my boys at a nearby college and say "Dude, fuckin ICP is right outside the GNC" and he just shit, then said "Ask em about Eminem" (haha) and I was like screw that. After about 2 minutes, I walked outside (you have to realize that the GNC i work at is totally slow and in this strip mall, like 20 customers a day tops on non-GC days) and I see them about 75 yards away buying shit at this tobacco store. Well my friend gets back and he sees em. While the others were buying cigars or whatever, Violent J walked over to their Cadillac and started loading 2 plastic bags with shirts and CDs, so I was pretty excited. Then some dumb fuck screams "its ICP!" (outside with other ppl around) so ICP looks down at us and screams "We gotta go" and they bounced before they got mobbed. Even tho I didnt get any autographs or free shit, it was still cool as fuck to meet them. The only disappointment I had was that I didnt get their # or something to try to get a deal. But I guess thats ok, b/c Dr. Dre is one of my heroes, and if I was ever down with ICP or on their label or whatever, I'd never get a chance to work with Dre/Eminem b/c of all the beef. Still, a very cool experience to get to talk with celebrities for 5-10 minutes on my day off while I was covering for my friend for a little while.
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BeefyBull said:
This is awesome!!! Violent J!!!!
wonder what he wanted with "That Powder"???
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dballer said:
your story about your bro making maynard cry is pretty gay man...your brother said "my dick is bigger than you"....and threw a beer cap on the floor...lol....big fuckin deal...i doubt any man would cry..most would just crack up and be like "what a loser"..and most important...phil would beat the living shit of Igor cavalera( the drummer of sepultura)...dont fuck with phil
....p.s....if you listen to ICP..please dont mention anything about sepultura, or pantera..they are just too hardcore for you....stick to a fat pussy hick and a little skinny crackhead with makeup on.
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Crazier said:Thanks for the name dballer... I'm 4 minutes away from download!
Kickass song.
Hey... have your heard 'Droppin' Plates' from Disturbed??? Kicks ass too bro.
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No but I will look for it when I get home. I cannot download shit from Morpheus here at work.
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sicklydiesel said:
your story about your bro making maynard cry is pretty gay man...your brother said "my dick is bigger than you"....and threw a beer cap on the floor...lol....big fuckin deal...i doubt any man would cry..most would just crack up and be like "what a loser"..and most important...phil would beat the living shit of Igor cavalera( the drummer of sepultura)...dont fuck with phil
Phil is a loaf.. he could not beat his way out of a bottle of wine.
The story is real... does it hurt your feelings?
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sicklydiesel said:
your story about your bro making maynard cry is pretty gay man...your brother said "my dick is bigger than you"....and threw a beer cap on the floor...lol....big fuckin deal...i doubt any man would cry..most would just crack up and be like "what a loser"..and most important...phil would beat the living shit of Igor cavalera( the drummer of sepultura)...dont fuck with phil
p.s....if you listen to ICP..please dont mention anything about sepultura, or pantera..they are just too hardcore for you....stick to a fat pussy hick and a little skinny crackhead with makeup on.
or a guy who has a dyed red beard??
dballer said:
Sorry I failed to mention that in the story DB. Apparently, they had given some to one of the Twisted guys (at like 3-4x the regular dose) and he'd gotten really hyper or something. I still think Ultimate Orange/Punch is probably way better but I've never tried the Ripped Fuel protein powder, just the tablets and effervescent formula, so I cant make judgement yet. Needless to say, when you work at a GNC, it gives you plenty of chance to try shit out "at a discount" (haha).
