injecting olive oil?

[Gonnabebig]

My friend told me about something called Cinthol that you can inject into your muscles to make them look bigger and fuller.
Some kind of sterile oil it sounds like. He said it was about $100 for a bottle of this stuff. I am tight with the funds being in school, but decided to do something a little risky and now am scared.
I went to the grocery store and bought some high quality olive oil that looked pure. I heated it up at home to kill germs, let it cool, then injected 4cc's in each bicep this morning. They are swollen up and have turned a weird red-purple color about the size of a tennis ball. I am thinking I might got a infection. I am sure this was a stupid thing to do...should I go to the doctor, or tough it out and inject again tommorrow?

 

[macho21]

Are you serious?

 

[JG1]

Did you use Extra Virgin, or just regular olive oil?

 

[ragin']

just inject it in your tris and at least it'll look more proportioned........... dick.

 

[Gonnabebig]

It says on the bottle "Progresso - 100% Pure Olive Oil". It says that it is pure......but I don't think it was........

 

[strength]

i sure hope your joking

if not you are the dumbest son of a bitch in world. But im sure this is a joke

 

[DaMan]

Just get some PAM.

If you're really strapped bacon grease will do too, but make sure to run it through a sieve first to sterilize it.

 

[SDRaver]

Well whatever you stick in your body you deserve the results. that's life. I hope this is a joke. Fuck that whole lifting hard and eating right thing I guess

 

[ragin']

you know me, bro's...... you know how i swear by windex. bro, just fill up about 3cc's of windex and inject it in your ass. then, take yourself straight to the emergency room and tell them your a dumb fuck..... get of the board!

ragin'

 

[muscleup]

Dude if you can't afford synthol I would say the only option you have is to go to a health food store and buy MCT oil and sterilize it your self...I would not try this but I have heard of people doing it with little sides...But as far as going to the Doc, I would think that would be a wise thing to do....

 

[genarr3]

It says on the bottle "Progresso - 100% Pure Olive Oil". It says that it is pure......but I don't think it was........

You dumbass, you're supposed to use "Extra Virgin". Now you're fucked. Ok, go back to the super market and get some Hunts tomato sauce, fill the syringe with 3cc and inject that into the area. Just like Olive oil is good for site injections, tomato sauce can also be used as a antibiotic.

 

[muscleup]

you guys are fucking cruel....but it's good for a laugh....

 

[MaxBiceps]

olive oil in your bi's huh?

*deep breath*..................ahhhh nevermind

 

[MaxBiceps]

You dumbass, you're supposed to use "Extra Virgin". Now you're fucked. Ok, go back to the super market and get some Hunts tomato sauce, fill the syringe with 3cc and inject that into the area. Just like Olive oil is good for site injections, tomato sauce can also be used as a antibiotic.

Genarr you fucking MORON!! Everyone knows tomato sauce doesn't work for site injections, it's KETCHUP!

 

[Maxx Out]

I love the recent surge in high quality posts! WTF!!!

Maxx >>>>>

 

[zap]

"Dear Penile Enlargement Foundation of America, One of our more adventurous members has inadvertedly found what we believe to be the greatest medical find of our time."

ROTFLMAO! Did you try shooting some there???

You guys kill me! Really!

 

[muscleup]

LMAO....Run FOOOREST RUUUNNNN...

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

Ketchup...Tomato sauce...windex? Stop giving bad info. We all know that antifreeze works best.

 

[Balistic]

You should drink grapefruit at the EXACT moment of injection of the olive oil... it helps uptake and absorption.

Personally I would have used Peanut oil, I don't like olives.

Jackass!

 

[CB38AC]

this is as bad as the classic injecting into asshole thread from way back lmao

 

[Gonnabebig]

Well, the pain subsided a little, but the redness got a little worse and there is heat coming off my skin. The swelling got so much that I got in the shower and took a clean needle and puntured the skin. blood shot out about a foot long. It helped the swelling go down and feels somewhat better. I think I didn't cook the oil enough to kill the germs. I will try again tommorrow.....I am wanting to get my calves bigger too.......If this happens again, I think I might stop it altogether....

 

[Frackal]

Eehehehee

 

[CB38AC]

what a fucking waste of board space why doesnt someone delete this stupid shit

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

This has to be the most ridiculous post I have ever seen.Except for the Clambutteroil one, and the hansomeboyfrommodeling
underwear one, and my outer rim hurts like hell one, and........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

 

[jeep310]

Genarr you fucking MORON!! Everyone knows tomato sauce doesn't work for site injections, it's KETCHUP!

WRONG AGAIN!!!! People listen ketchup.... is just tomato sauce right? What you need is some texas pete..or tabasco (because you do not have to sterilize it) you need to inject it using a cajun turkey injecter....I know it will hurt a little using a 8 guauge neddle, but he should have thought about it before he went messing with olive oil.........hope this helps and keep us posted on you gains.

 

[JohnnyHollywood]

PLEASE HURRY AND TELL US ALL YOU ARE FUCKING WITH US!! If you arn't, GO BACK TO DUMBFUCKLAND

 

[reconnect]

some guy in Denmark did in fact inject 4 liters olive oil no need to say he is not felling good he is hospitalized with gangrene they found oil in every part of his body even in his brain.

 

[Lostdog]

You adda some-a garleec,some-aground beef-ah, some-a aregano,and you got-a one spicy meatball-a

 

[Bulk]

LMAO !!!!!!!!!! he he he he he

 

[Dai Kaioushin]

ROTFLMAO This is fucking hilarious. I hope you're still alive bro.

 

[trial0r]

everyone knows the way to get jacked is to inject the oil right into your cock.

ive heard of good results from injecting in the nutsac too but that just sounds too crazy.

 

[Polfa/Jelfa]

Dont listen to all those morons..u need soem good advice..inject WD-40 for some increased vascularity....

 

[Ercole]

Well, the pain subsided a little, but the redness got a little worse and there is heat coming off my skin. The swelling got so much that I got in the shower and took a clean needle and puntured the skin. blood shot out about a foot long. It helped the swelling go down and feels somewhat better. I think I didn't cook the oil enough to kill the germs. I will try again tommorrow.....I am wanting to get my calves bigger too.......If this happens again, I think I might stop it altogether....

If you are sreious, you are INSANE. Stop injecting non-sterile substances into your bod if you want to live to see next week. And go to a doctor IMMEDIATELY about your current infection. Sheesh.

 

[canuck]

Get to a doctor Now!!!

 

[TraxZBT]

what a waste of olive oil

 

[Gonnabebig]

Well, Stupidly, I decided to try it once more. This time I made sure I boiled the olive oil for 10 minutes to make sure it was sterile. I injected my calves this time, 3 cc's each and it hurt pretty bad, I think casue it was my calves. And it still swelled up and got really red, so I think my body must be allergic to the oil or something. I am done with this crap. I guess I will just have to hit it extra hard in the gym now.........I was ready to get bigger....I mean, I have busted my ass for 4 months now and am not seeing the results I want. I want to be huge........well, anyways...I am done with this dumb experiment.......I might need to go to the doc...my arms are hardly able to extend form yesterdays shots.........

 

[Bulk]

Try to inject some oil in your brain too eh eh eh
Seriously just try to the chest now (j/k)

 

[wizardnor]

HA HA HA! this is sad as hell but you guys are killing and YOU! go to the doctor NOW!!!

 

[nautica]

This has got to be the funniest thread I have seen in a long time. I love dumbasses, without them their would be no humor in my life.

Nautica