in the doghouse

[CoBra666]

man,woman are way too uptight. i was sent out to get groceries which is idk, couple blocks away. but my buddy called and said come meet him at the strippers. this was about 3 in the afternoon. so i went got tanked spent a butt load of money ( i got a shirt of my fav stripper all signed and shit) so i show up drunk, wearing a signed strippers shirt with no groceries. and my hockey team lost so i was a little bitter. now im sittin on the floor in the spare room cuz my girl is hungry and upset with my "most recent disgression" lucky for me i didnt fly to vancouver with my buddy like i was going too when i was a little drunker

 

[calveless wonder]

You're a class act and a catch

 

[CoBra666]

so im told

 

[SpyWizard]

were the chicken wings any good??

 

[cindylou]

god

 

[CoBra666]

you know, my unreliability is common knowledge. and in all fairness girls always say they like spontaneity

 

[cindylou]

you know, my unreliability is common knowledge. and in all fairness girls always say they like spontaneity

We like stability. We want you to be able to be spontaneous...not unreliable or inconsistent. lol you're lucky she puts up with you.

 

[CoBra666]

We like stability. We want you to be able to be spontaneous...not unreliable or inconsistent. lol you're lucky she puts up with you.

whoaaa there cindylou. my unreliability is very consistent. lol

 

[nimbus]

she's cheating on you

 

[CoBra666]

so, im still getting some

 

[cindylou]

whoaaa there cindylou. my unreliability is very consistent. lol

lol I've heard that before!

 

[nimbus]

so, im still getting some

getting some other dudes semen on your lips when you kiss her

 

[CoBra666]

cindy: girls should know what they are dating before hand. i am openly unreliable and prove myself often. although my drinking has been seriously seriously reduce so i have improved immensely.

nimbus: its no different than fucking strippers and ive had a few of them. noones a virgin out there. as long as there good looking ill take some spermy lips

 

[nimbus]

my mom's a virgin bro

 

[CoBra666]

and so is my girl

 

[redshirt27se]

put a baby in her and then never speak to her again. seems like the only fair solution here.

 

[CoBra666]

put a baby in her and then never speak to her again. seems like the only fair solution here.

ive learnt alot here guys. weight lifting things, juicin things, pct, everything. but nothing has taught me more than gladiator and his dilemmas

 

[EnderJE]

ive learnt alot here guys. weight lifting things, juicin things, pct, everything. but nothing has taught me more than gladiator and his dilemmas

You can beat him! I have faith. Fuck her mother!

 

[lartinos]

I believe in you cobra commander!

 

[Sub-Zero]

We like stability. We want you to be able to be spontaneous...not unreliable or inconsistent. lol you're lucky she puts up with you.

 

[cindylou]

lol how is that confusing? It seems pretty simple to me. A normal person can be spontaneous and also be reliable. We want you to act on impulses when its appropriate and fun, and does not damage the security and stability of the relationship like pulling a disappearing act would do.

 

[mrplunkey]

Should have brought the stripper home and asked the wifey for a threesome.

Missed opportunity there. You are better than that.

 

[Smurfy]

You're a class act and a catch

lol indeed

 

[nangiggles]

maybe next time she'll think twice and go get the damn groceries herself....

 

[Lestat]

thread of the week!

 

[Lestat]

maybe next time she'll think twice and go get the damn groceries herself....

titcr

 

[CoBra666]

nan, thats a damn good answer. i like your style, thats gonna be my defense arguement.

sorry to let you down mr plunkey . next time ill try, whats the worst that can happen right, i was in the dog house either way

and cindy im with subzero on this one. all that stuff in one man. i have a good job, usually take really good care of myself but i had some serious injuries for the last 2 years or so, so im pushin 20% bf right now ( ) but thats like me saying you have to be smoking hot, smart, silent, rich, and always bringing home girls for me, i mean us. its hard to find it all

 

[CoBra666]

<< i dont have a tinypic thing or whatevr so i changed my avatar... i think lol

 

[CoBra666]

huh, well at least to me anyways in this thread it still has my little dragonball guy but if you click on my profile it has the picture there.

 

[nangiggles]

lmao, I saw the stripper shirt pic, so is this thread serious? holly fuck

 

[CoBra666]

yeah nan, thats why i posted the pic. a little proof is always good with all the internet big mouths and all. you know how we are all hung at 9 inches and whatnot right? and 8% bf.. ignore what i said about 20 earlier

 

[cindylou]

nan, thats a damn good answer. i like your style, thats gonna be my defense arguement.

sorry to let you down mr plunkey . next time ill try, whats the worst that can happen right, i was in the dog house either way

and cindy im with subzero on this one. all that stuff in one man. i have a good job, usually take really good care of myself but i had some serious injuries for the last 2 years or so, so im pushin 20% bf right now ( ) but thats like me saying you have to be smoking hot, smart, silent, rich, and always bringing home girls for me, i mean us. its hard to find it all

lol

Hey, if she puts up with you then you're lucky. I don't care what you do...I'm not dating you and you're not a future dating prospect..so whatever works for you is great. Stability is a must for me...inconsistent behavior confuses and scares me. I can't deal with someone walking out the door and not coming back when they say they are going to without a phone call. It's inconsiderate...I would be worried about you the entire time.

 

[CoBra666]

well cindy, you sound like one hell of a sweetheart

 

[CoBra666]

in case its hard to read it says :Cody hope you have fun with me Daisy" i think it meant to say had fun, damn strippers.. unless.. oh man. i might have missed out on something there.

ps: the Co in CoBra is from my first name and the Bra is from my last name incase ya didnt figure that one out. its not cuz im like a snake collector or something.. although my family did have 2 pythins, or maybe boas or something when i was a kid. ont sure which, they were like 7 or 8 feet long or something