In the beginning

[anthrax]

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?


None.
It should be opened when she brings it.


[Sorry if it is a repost]

 

[Raptorex]

lololol

 

[hamstershaver]

women = teh suck