i'm thinking

[stilleto]

of having a sex change.

i'm getting tired of this dangly penis thing.

 

[perkele]

Can I have it?

 

[jenscats5]

 

[The Shadow]

LOL @ PERK....


LMAO @ Jens


"dangly"


hmmm..........sounds worthless

 

[chefbone]

What's with all of the mods on this thread?

 

[jenscats5]

On 2nd thought, if you cut off the trouser-snake then you can have your very own thread of cute, feminine poems!! Yayyyy!!!!

 

[pintoca]

of having a sex change.

i'm getting tired of this dangly penis thing.

Does it look like Jens' catatar tail???

but upside down?

 

[jenscats5]

Does it look like Jens' catatar tail???

but upside down?

It has a mind of its own!!

 

[gotmilk]

It has a mind of its own!

sTILLETO's Penis?

 

[stilleto]

Can I have it?

its a lot bigger than the one you have.


i mean, so i heard.

i dont want poems, i just think i could move better without this appendage.

 

[H_T_]

lol @ flaccid units.

 

[BrothaBill]

are you sure the dangly thing isnt a set of janitor keys???

 

[H_T_]

so, you're gonna get rid of your junk?

 

[stilleto]

so, you're gonna get rid of your junk?

yeah, i think i will. i'm calling docs now to see what the cost is and how fast can i have it done.
i want to do it before i change my mind.

 

[SoKlueles]

this thread is useless without penis pics

 

[hamstershaver]

are you talking about the one hanging out your ass?

 

[stilleto]

are you sure the dangly thing isnt a set of janitor keys???

omg, will you look at that.
i accidentally hooked my keys onto my dangly thing. i was wondering what kept hitting my knees when i walked.

 

[Dunk]

this thread is useless without penis pics

http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL431/782035/7790210/116980659.jpg

 

[stilleto]

are you talking about the one hanging out your ass?

no, humantarget is still using that one.


i just had a great idea. i'm going to auction off my penis.
i might make a package deal- like a date with dunk and my dangly thing for all one price.

any takers?

 

[SoKlueles]

http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL431/782035/7790210/116980659.jpg

i need a new one, ive already seen that one

 

[hamstershaver]

http://pic12.picturetrail.com/VOL431/782035/7790210/116980659.jpg

thats the most famous penis on ef

 

[pintoca]

yeah, i think i will. i'm calling docs now to see what the cost is and how fast can i have it done.
i want to do it before i change my mind.

put it in a cigar box with a bow and send it to sawastea

 

[H_T_]

omg, will you look at that.
i accidentally hooked my keys onto my dangly thing. i was wondering what kept hitting my knees when i walked.

i have unusually low hangin' nuts. `specially when it's hot out. ever sit on your nuts? i hate going commando some times.

 

[stilleto]

i have unusually low hangin' nuts. `specially when it's hot out. ever sit on your nuts? i hate going commando some times.

i only have one.
i lost the other in the war.

 

[BrothaBill]

omg, will you look at that.
i accidentally hooked my keys onto my dangly thing. i was wondering what kept hitting my knees when i walked.

maybe you have elephantiasis

 

[H_T_]

no, humantarget is still using that one.

that's real funny, twinkle toes.

 

[pintoca]

of having a sex change.

i'm getting tired of this dangly penis thing.

 

[H_T_]

i only have one.
i lost the other in the war.

wow. i have 3.

 

[stilleto]

maybe you have elephantiasis

i may be wrong, but i think i see the face of jesus in there.

 

[H_T_]

i may be wrong, but i think i see the face of jesus in there.

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[stilleto]

wow. i have 3.

huh.

i wonder if one of them is mine. what color is it?

 

[BrothaBill]

i may be wrong, but i think i see the face of jesus in there.

Thats a pic of George and thats Lestat's face you see in his scrotum, thats where he hangs out

 

[stilleto]

Thats a pic of George and thats Lestat's face you see in his scrotum, thats where he hangs out

Oh... if he turned around, you'd see perkele there too.

 

[perkele]

its a lot bigger than the one you have.


i mean, so i heard.

 

[H_T_]

huh.

i wonder if one of them is mine. what color is it?

i think it belonged to an ex-president. anyway, it's sort of a hobby of mine. organ harvesting is a way underrated hobby. i hang out around trauma center dumpsters and wait for leaky plastics bags........

 

[stilleto]

i think it belonged to an ex-president. anyway, it's sort of a hobby of mine. organ harvesting is a way underrated hobby. i hang out around trauma center dumpsters and wait for leaky plastics bags........

have you ever found a man made kitty?

 

[H_T_]

have you ever found a man made kitty?

like Snagglepuss or Cheshire? or latex?

 

[stilleto]

like Snagglepuss or Cheshire? or latex?

i mean, one that i can bring to the doc and say "can you exchange what i have now, for THIS?"

 

[H_T_]

i mean, one that i can bring to the doc and say "can you exchange what i have now, for THIS?"

fuck that. the Smithsonian already has my foreskin. i give new meaning to the phrase "give an inch......."

 

[stilleto]

fuck that. the Smithsonian already has my foreskin. i give new meaning to the phrase "give an inch......."

lol... and here i was all proud of myself for coining the phrase "i wouldn't touch you with my 10' pole."

 

[H_T_]

lol... and here i was all proud of myself for coining the phrase "i wouldn't touch you with my 10' pole."

i am offended by that statement, being a Pole myself...