Im taking a girl out saturday and shes on crutches, whats fun to do but fair to her?

[the nature boy]

break her other leg. that'll keep you both busy.

 

[Devastation]

put her in a wheelchair and go to an amusement park. you get to cut in front of everybody in line and ride what you want when you want. this is a blessing in disguise, bro. she's your go to the head of the line pass

 

[hardrock]

Take her out to dinner broly.

Knowing Dave's girls, he would probably have to take out a second mortgage. All you can eat buffet would be your best bet.

Crutches ya say? Must be made of titanium.

 

[rsnoble]

lay her down in a comfortable position for her, and tape a 12" dildo on the end of her crutch and stick it in her while you cram your cock down her throat.

 

[-SD-]

Knowing Dave's girls, he would probably have to take out a second mortgage. All you can eat buffet would be your best bet.

Crutches ya say? Must be made of titanium.

You wouldnt believe it broham, shes the 17 year old cheerleader I mentioned earlier:
5'4" 115lbs.

 

[XBiker]

lay her down in a comfortable position for her, and tape a 12" dildo on the end of her crutch and stick it in her while you cram your cock down her throat.

Now that's romantic!

 

[presguy]

cant go wrong with sex.

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

Every single answer was exactly the type of shit I expected to find. I guess the guy was asking for it by posting such a question here...

 

[Spanky11]

so superdave, you banged her yet?

 

[the nature boy]

status update: I didn't break my g/f's leg last night. fuck.