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mountain muscle

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I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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I can do ALL of that stuff....but I'm not a guy.
 
Haha I heard that song the other day makes a ton of sense dont it. I have buddy that does all the guy stuff but he still plucks his eye brows etc.. I told him dude just dont do that shit when I am their or I am going to kick your ass. Its just not right and I dont know how he gets women I know they would leave him if they saw him doing that weirdo shit. I did know BP sangs that though I figured some one like ted nugent would at least come out with a song like that. Any way sounds good about the site will their be a online shooting range??
-Gator :chomp:
 
GatorHunter said:
Haha I heard that song the other day makes a ton of sense dont it. I have buddy that does all the guy stuff but he still plucks his eye brows etc.. I told him dude just dont do that shit when I am their or I am going to kick your ass. Its just not right and I dont know how he gets women I know they would leave him if they saw him doing that weirdo shit. I did know BP sangs that though I figured some one like ted nugent would at least come out with a song like that. Any way sounds good about the site will their be a online shooting range??
-Gator :chomp:
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You're in.

You get to organize the online shooting range.
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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More appropriate for EF...



Fugging getting pwned tonight by embedding...
direct link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0
 
Nice I was thinking we could all grab are guns my would have to be my Beowulf ar-15 and shoot at are screens. Haha joke but yeah lets shoot some shit....
-Gator :chomp:
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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I work and live in the city, the only thing I hunt is trim.
 
jack sparrow said:
I drive a 4x4, own every power tool known to mankind, can fart the national anthem, and I do a pretty mean cannon ball.

I don't post kitty pics though.
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Nobody's perfect.
 
LOL @ u picking brad paisley for your "man's man"....get a load of his WAXED EYEBROWS....how manly!
 
jack sparrow said:
I drive a 4x4, own every power tool known to mankind, can fart the national anthem, and I do a pretty mean cannon ball.

I don't post kitty pics though.
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You're in though, but you have to fart the national anthem first and piss your name in the snow.
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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Wtf what about cook? :worried:
 
rnch said:
LOL @ u picking brad paisley for your "man's man"....get a load of his WAXED EYEBROWS....how manly!
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lmao at you looking at his eyebrows and not listening to the song.

Did his socks match his outfit sister?


You're out.
 
mountain muscle said:
lmao at you looking at his eyebrows and not listening to the song.

Did his socks match his outfit sister?


You're out.
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lolollloololollolololllllololololllol!!@!@@!!#$!!
 
mountain muscle said:
lmao at you looking at his eyebrows and not listening to the song.

Did his socks match his outfit sister?


You're out.
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YOU checked to see if his socks matched?

YOU'RE out.
 
mountain muscle said:
Deer camp!

Seriously, we need to have an EF deer, elk camp.

I talked to Scots about it for Colorado. I will go to any hunt camp near me.
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Man I love going elk hunting in Montana!! If I had to only pic one meat to eat the rest of my life it would be deer!
 
uhm..

how can you be the leader of the man camp.. when you clearly are driven and enthralled by homosexual men.. pretending to be hetero.. that isn't very many..

you like to watch a bunch of fags who skate around the ice, it's pretty much a bunch of figure skaters

the fagarado avalanche..

except super joe, I could never say a bad thing about that man, he's awesome.
 
I'm still in for deer camp this fall.

Hell I fix everything in my apartment just to not have maintenance come and fuck it up. Last week I was rewiring a trailer so we could get rock for my parents new rockbed my bro and I dug up. Then spent Sat shoveling rock and get to do it again tomorrow.

If any manicurest ever saw the mangled mess that is my hands they'd probably have a stroke on the spot.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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I don't hunt or fish, but I eat meat and mace things. I don't own a truck and I'm not very good at fixing things.... Wish I could fix more things.
 
Scotsman said:
I'm still in for deer camp this fall.

Hell I fix everything in my apartment just to not have maintenance come and fuck it up. Last week I was rewiring a trailer so we could get rock for my parents new rockbed my bro and I dug up. Then spent Sat shoveling rock and get to do it again tomorrow.

If any manicurest ever saw the mangled mess that is my hands they'd probably have a stroke on the spot.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Scots, of course you are in. We need to do some scouting for camp this fall. No 4x4's allowed except for pulling game out. Horses are cool though.
I am thinking down by crested butte, or in the Paradox area.
 
biteme said:
I don't hunt or fish, but I eat meat and mace things. I don't own a truck and I'm not very good at fixing things.... Wish I could fix more things.
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get yourself a rifle and come to deer camp. If you try to mace my dogs, I will kill you.
 
mountain muscle said:
Scots, of course you are in. We need to do some scouting for camp this fall. No 4x4's allowed except for pulling game out. Horses are cool though.
I am thinking down by crested butte, or in the Paradox area.
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Not sure I want to eat anything that drinks the water near paradox, what with all the uranium mining/drilling. Any time after the 24th and I'm pretty free up until then I am out for doing much of anything. Hell if you can't pack it out yourself you shouldn't shoot it in the first place.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
uhm..

how can you be the leader of the man camp.. when you clearly are driven and enthralled by homosexual men.. pretending to be hetero.. that isn't very many..

you like to watch a bunch of fags who skate around the ice, it's pretty much a bunch of figure skaters

the fagarado avalanche..

except super joe, I could never say a bad thing about that man, he's awesome.
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Your sissy ass is welcome too. I am not the leader of anything, just trying to get some men together for hunting. We will accept your pansy ass too and try and make you a man.
 
mountain muscle said:
get yourself a rifle and come to deer camp. If you try to mace my dogs, I will kill you.
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What about macing the deer? I'm still mad at my dad for killing Bambi.
 
I fish and hunt. I cant fix a car. Am i in?
 
It goes without saying I am a manly man. I own a .50 cal for crying out loud, that in and of itself makes me a man. :)
 
I will give k to everyone in here that mountain man considers a manly man. I'll do it tonight though, I'm off to work.
 
LMAO at the thought of several testosterone enhanced ego's getting together and only killing animals not each other.

BTW...guns, fix, build but no huntin here.
 
I tore down a shed by myself, re-shingled a roof, and pulled maggots off a dog's ass.
 
I wouldn't join any club that has a theme song by Brad Paisley!! If that isn't a gay name I don't know what is. He looks like a girly man!!!
 
I fix shit around the house, do my own tune ups, etc., but can't fix too much on today's computerized cars...shit ain't like it used to be when I had my '72 Charger, and could tear the whole thing apart and rebuild it. Fuckin computers in cars!

I don't hunt, but would if I had to. I haven't fished in forever, but used to a lot. I only own one gun anymore. I'd rather hunt prisoners in for life (or death). Let them go like Running Man. If they can get away they're free. If not, they're dead.
 
pappad said:
I wouldn't join any club that has a theme song by Brad Paisley!! If that isn't a gay name I don't know what is. He looks like a girly man!!!
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sorry, soK
 
mountain muscle said:
Scots, of course you are in. We need to do some scouting for camp this fall. No 4x4's allowed except for pulling game out. Horses are cool though.
I am thinking down by crested butte, or in the Paradox area.
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Where will this camp be so I can put it in my GPS!!?
 
Seriously, there's nothing sexier to me than a guy who is a little rough around the edges. Because I'm into a lot of "guy" things, I need a guy I'm with to be that much more stereotypically male to keep the natural gender balance. An ex of mine used to constantly be working on this classic car he's had since he was in high school...re pretty much restored it from a hunk of junk. Such a turn on, watching him get all dirty working on that thing.
 
1. Truck - Check
2. Boat - Check
3. Fish - Check
4. Hunt(For barely legals) - Check
5. Fix Shit - Check

Where the fuck do i sign up at?
 
I suck at all that stuff.....can't win em all. i'd never really want a truck though or care to hunt. f that

although if something needs fixing i try to become macguyver
 
LOL! I have a head on the wall, a gun safe that's too small, I only have 4x4's, and am bringing my boyz up in the same way!

P.S. I'm def Retrosexual!!
 
Hey since everyone seems to think we can just shoot deer ya'll can come to florida and I'll take us to the swaps and who ever catches the biggest gator with their hands and a knife gets to keep him. By the way gators like bear are really pwoerful and can kick humans asses bambi not so much but bambi taste better than bear or gator so cant beat that.
-Gator :chomp:
 
GatorHunter said:
Hey since everyone seems to think we can just shoot deer ya'll can come to florida and I'll take us to the swaps and who ever catches the biggest gator with their hands and a knife gets to keep him. By the way gators like bear are really pwoerful and can kick humans asses bambi not so much but bambi taste better than bear or gator so cant beat that.
-Gator :chomp:
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I'll come to gator camp too! crazy ass, grumpy dinosaurs! Like BM!
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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Ummm the Old Grump don't do any a dat shit AND he gets regular manicures and pedicures.

NOW WHAT?!?!?
 
GatorHunter said:
Hey since everyone seems to think we can just shoot deer ya'll can come to florida and I'll take us to the swaps and who ever catches the biggest gator with their hands and a knife gets to keep him. By the way gators like bear are really pwoerful and can kick humans asses bambi not so much but bambi taste better than bear or gator so cant beat that.
-Gator :chomp:
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Hey were going catch some gators this weekend!!
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Ummm the Old Grump don't do any a dat shit AND he gets regular manicures and pedicures.

NOW WHAT?!?!?
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He is all old and stuff now, so he gives in to you just to shut yer yapper.

I suspect.

Grumps, when do you want to go fishing? Can we head out in the gulf?
 
mountain muscle said:
He is all old and stuff now, so he gives in to you just to shut yer yapper.

I suspect.

Grumps, when do you want to go fishing? Can we head out in the gulf?
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Actually he turned me onto HIS manicurist.

Yea... ya'll needa go on one of them there "manly no-women" weekends. Would you mind taking him outta my hair for a coupla few weeks *cough* days? :heart:
 
mountain muscle said:
I'm starting a new ef club and none of you sissified, kiss-asses are invited. I am sickened by the pussification of the males on elite. If you don't hunt, fish, work on your own truck and can't fix anything in your house, your can go fuck your manicurist...




I'm still a guy....
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Damn this sounds like a good club. I'm in. These are all the things I like but you gotta add old leaky panheads.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Actually he turned me onto HIS manicurist.

Yea... ya'll needa go on one of them there "manly no-women" weekends. Would you mind taking him outta my hair for a coupla few weeks *cough* days? :heart:
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I'll smack the man back into him for you Em.
 
roadwarrior said:
Damn this sounds like a good club. I'm in. These are all the things I like but you gotta add old leaky panheads.
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I have a feeling there will be panheads, but with out the pan. :rainbow:

I need to feel secure in my manhood and know there will be members that can "feel me".

I believe MM is the man for the job.

:santa:
 
Scotsman said:
I'm still in for deer camp this fall.

Hell I fix everything in my apartment just to not have maintenance come and fuck it up. Last week I was rewiring a trailer so we could get rock for my parents new rockbed my bro and I dug up. Then spent Sat shoveling rock and get to do it again tomorrow.

If any manicurest ever saw the mangled mess that is my hands they'd probably have a stroke on the spot.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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Where you guys at in CO? I have to go to Denver on business in a few weeks. I'm buying steaks if we lift together so Scots can give me some tips.
 
needtogetaas said:
You will all wake up with pine cones and lube in your asses. Will you tell any one? No ok then I am in.
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sounds like you have given this a considerable amount of thought, hey? :qt:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I have a feeling there will be panheads, but with out the pan. :rainbow:

I need to feel secure in my manhood and know there will be members that can "feel me".

I believe MM is the man for the job.

:santa:
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LOL grump... I might just ride my 61 out to CO this summer to show it off.
 
roadwarrior said:
LOL grump... I might just ride my 61 out to CO this summer to show it off.
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Come on Bro, I will have to find the garage my '48 is livin. If it starts! or isn't seized up. Come ahead, the '05 always starts and runs if it doesn't Harley comes over and picks it up!
:santa:
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Hey were going catch some gators this weekend!!
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Heck ya its on I am gonna bring my ka-bar already got it sharp enoughf to go through him and sart makeing some gator chops and steaks really good with some italian seasoning.
-Gator :chomp:
 
roadwarrior said:
Where you guys at in CO? I have to go to Denver on business in a few weeks. I'm buying steaks if we lift together so Scots can give me some tips.
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I'm in NW Denver (Arvada), MM is directly across the whole place from me. Hell yeah we can hit the gym up, I'll be firmly into my bulking phase by then so steaks will be most welcome!

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I'm in NW Denver (Arvada), MM is directly across the whole place from me. Hell yeah we can hit the gym up, I'll be firmly into my bulking phase by then so steaks will be most welcome!

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You think you need a bulking phase?

Will your skirts still fit?
 
mountain muscle said:
You think you need a bulking phase?

Will your skirts still fit?
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Hell yeah I do, my next contest (end of june/beg of july) has no mobility events so I'm going to try and put on 20-25 lbs after my upcoming contest.

I don't wear skirts so I wouldn't know.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Hell yeah I do, my next contest (end of june/beg of july) has no mobility events so I'm going to try and put on 20-25 lbs after my upcoming contest.

I don't wear skirts so I wouldn't know.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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You are already too fat to understand.

Does big and tall sell skirts?


You still have to send me your bday fatty in a skirt.
 
nefertiti said:
Seriously, there's nothing sexier to me than a guy who is a little rough around the edges. Because I'm into a lot of "guy" things, I need a guy I'm with to be that much more stereotypically male to keep the natural gender balance. An ex of mine used to constantly be working on this classic car he's had since he was in high school...re pretty much restored it from a hunk of junk. Such a turn on, watching him get all dirty working on that thing.
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You f'in rock!!!!

My dating/love life would be so much better if more women thought this way.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
You are already too fat to understand.

Does big and tall sell skirts?


You still have to send me your bday fatty in a skirt.
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No you are too much of a skinny pussy to understand.

I don't shop for womens clothes like you do so I wouldn't know.

I'll send you the info when I am goddamn good and ready to.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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