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stilleto

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seal is a fine piece of dark meat.

call me crazy. go on.
 
Do you mean Seal the singer or seal as in the animal?

If it's the animal, what does it taste like and how did you acquire such a delicacy?
 
wtf???????????!!!
Dude's got a disfigured face, and is blacker than black. you can barely see him

i guarantee you if he never touched Heidi Klum this thread wouldn't even be created.

but just like all women when you have a hot girl around your arm, other women start taking notice
 
I am not that familiar with his music, not even sure where he is from.

Just in case...............................


 
calveless wonder said:
wtf???????????!!!
Dude's got a disfigured face, and is blacker than black. you can barely see him

i guarantee you if he never touched Heidi Klum this thread wouldn't even be created.

but just like all women when you have a hot girl around your arm, other women start taking notice

no way. I loved him before Heidi

There is just something so manly and sexy about him.....grrrrrrrrr
 
calveless wonder said:
wtf???????????!!!
Dude's got a disfigured face, and is blacker than black. you can barely see him

i guarantee you if he never touched Heidi Klum this thread wouldn't even be created.

but just like all women when you have a hot girl around your arm, other women start taking notice

shattup.
he is REALLY dark though. holy darkness.
but he's sexy. he has a sexy voice, he's tall, thick, and i dont' know what.

but yeah, if he were pumping my gas I wouldn't take a second look.
 
stilleto said:
omg.
the singer. :worried:

NOT the animal.

LOL,

I was really expecting the animal for some reason.

He's English, of course he is hot.

English lads are lovely, some of my best friends are English lads

:)
 
stilleto said:
you think so too?
i don't even usually go for that.

To me, he has great bone structure, and an amazing physique, on top of the fact I enjoy his music and he's an architect to boot. :)
 
needtogetaas said:
Its in picks of men. Look for the dick pick thread that has more post and vews then any other 10,291 I think the number is.

Than any other in the history of EF?
I've never seen it
 
calveless wonder said:
wtf???????????!!!
Dude's got a disfigured face, and is blacker than black. you can barely see him

i guarantee you if he never touched Heidi Klum this thread wouldn't even be created.

but just like all women when you have a hot girl around your arm, other women start taking notice
seal.jpg
 
stilleto said:
Blue, you know how women REALLY wear jewelry to impress other women?

why do you think men post their cawk pics?


:)lol

Some men do not need to post cawk pics...

George Michael has a sexy voice.
 
Army Vet said:
Some men do not need to post cawk pics...

George Michael has a sexy voice.
I just did it because I was drunk and wanted something to laugh about. I went around the board throwing links of it in random threads. Even went on aas and threw up the link like it was the answer to the question. Man I got some laughs.
 
stilleto said:
Blue, you know how women REALLY wear jewelry to impress other women?

why do you think men post their cawk pics?


:)lol
I think only two wiminz on EF have seen my cawk....barring the circuit where things you don't want shared get shared. . :worried:
 
stilleto said:
Blue, you know how women REALLY wear jewelry to impress other women?

why do you think men post their cawk pics?


:)lol

Or go on about how BIG it is.

I really don't get the bragging about how long it is.
 
javaguru said:
I think only two wiminz on EF have seen my cawk....barring the circuit where things you don't want shared get shared. . :worried:
YOU posted a cawk picture??1 I've always thought you were pretty conservative. :theshadow
 
Army Vet said:
Some men do not need to post cawk pics...

George Michael has a sexy voice.
and a bathroom exposure "record" :FRlol: :artist:
 
stilleto said:
Blue, you know how women REALLY wear jewelry to impress other women?

why do you think men post their cawk pics?


:)lol

I never understood that. Just boggles me.

why would you ever post your penis on the interwebs?

Then the guys who brag about it are even worse like it's an amazing accomplishment. If it's a validation thing, most of the girls you have sex with will let you know. i don't know what the need for validation beyond that is

I'm extremely well endowed and i can tell you it's the most overrated thing on earth. Aside from the temp ego boost you get from the first time a girl sees it and comments it, at a certain point it's completely impractical. it's actually very very painful sexually for many girls and it's actually a hinderance in your sex life.
not to mention girls can barely give you head
 
needtogetaas said:
I just did it because I was drunk and wanted something to laugh about. I went around the board throwing links of it in random threads. Even went on aas and threw up the link like it was the answer to the question. Man I got some laughs.

It is a classic! You made history!
 
He's a gooooooooooood looking man, but I will admit that without that voice he'd lose my interest.
 
I bet if LB posted another pic, say from, behind...he'd break even Daisy_girl's record given the same amount of time/exposure.
 
needtogetaas said:
I just did it because I was drunk and wanted something to laugh about. I went around the board throwing links of it in random threads. Even went on anabolic androgenic steroids and threw up the link like it was the answer to the question. Man I got some laughs.
u dog u! "conduct unbecoming a mod!" :evil: :lmao:
 
calveless wonder said:
I never understood that. Just boggles me.

why would you ever post your penis on the interwebs?

Then the guys who brag about it are even worse like it's an amazing accomplishment. If it's a validation thing, most of the girls you have sex with will let you know. i don't know what the need for validation beyond that is

I'm extremely well endowed and i can tell you it's the most overrated thing on earth. Aside from the temp ego boost you get from the first time a girl sees it and comments it, at a certain point it's completely impractical. it's actually very very painful sexually for many girls and it's actually a hinderance in your sex life.
not to mention girls can barely give you head

If a man started to tell me he had a 12 inch willy I would be

1. that is tacky = turnoff

2. there is no way you are getting near me with that monster
 
I'm sure someone said it.....he's got $ also. I don't have the patience to read thru 6 pages on this topic. Who the hell is Seal? At first I thought you meant Sting and couldn't figure out what the hell u were talking about. I need another beer.
 
rnch said:
u dog u! "conduct unbecoming a mod!" :evil: :lmao:
In his defence, it was before he was a mod and have you noticed how much Needto has mellowed since he became part of the establishment?
 
javaguru said:
In his defence, it was before he was a mod and have you noticed how much Needto has mellowed since he became part of the establishment?
usually the job changes the man, not the other way 'round.
 
Tatyana said:
If a man started to tell me he had a 12 inch willy I would be

1. that is tacky = turnoff

2. there is no way you are getting near me with that monster

well if a guy is bragging about it before you actually become sexual then he's a tool to begin with.

but the minute the pants come off you're pretty much stuck.

it garners some very funny reactions and/or facial expressions(LOL just thinking about it) but again, from a practical and pleasure standpoint it's not very useful.
 
blueta2 said:
anyway. back to Seal.
He seems like the kind of man who can take charge

Dunno about the *take charge* comment but I do love his music.... "Give me love, love divine. Please forgive me now for I've been blind."

As for the rest.... meh

Don't talk to me about the past. Talk to me about the here and now. :)
 
calveless wonder said:
I never understood that. Just boggles me.

why would you ever post your penis on the interwebs?


If there was a chick on EF whose naked body you really wanted to see..you wouldn't trade n00ds?
 
stilleto said:
omg.
the singer. :worried:

NOT the animal.

lmao

starfish would be on this like white on rice...

but yes I agree, he is...

Usher is hot also
 
nimbus said:
If there was a chick on EF whose naked body you really wanted to see..you wouldn't trade n00ds?
lol this kind of thing is funny to me
how does it go off
Dude: "meep meep, you're a hottie, I bet you look good nood"
Chick: "llollollololloll check your karma"
Dude: "fuck nice bod, the things id do to that"
Chick: "tee hee show me your johnson"

/???????
 
Smurfy said:
lol this kind of thing is funny to me
how does it go off
Dude: "meep meep, you're a hottie, I bet you look good nood"
Chick: "llollollololloll check your karma"
Dude: "fuck nice bod, the things id do to that"
Chick: "tee hee show me your johnson"

/???????

probably more like.

Dude: "Fuck you look hot in your avatar.. mmm fuck ya"
Dude: "Oh so hot I can't stop thinking you"
Dude: "Oh shit I want to see you naked so bad, here is an attached picture of my huge 12 inch cock, I know it's a little blurry"
Dude: " I think you should send me a picture of your cooter, since you saw my cock"
Dude: " What the fuck bitch, where is my fucking picture, don't you like my girthy powerful tool of pussy devestation! "
Chick puts dude on ignore.

Dude thinks to himself fuck this shit, I need someone to tell my I have a huge beautiful cock, I'm going to post my penis on pictures of men and top2bottom will tell me how nice it is... ohhhhh yaaaaa.

Dude posts picture on forum, end!

least that's how I think it goes down...

.........
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
probably more like.

Dude: "Fuck you look hot in your avatar.. mmm fuck ya"
Dude: "Oh so hot I can't stop thinking you"
Dude: "Oh shit I want to see you naked so bad, here is an attached picture of my huge 12 inch cock, I know it's a little blurry"
Dude: " I think you should send me a picture of your cooter, since you saw my cock"
Dude: " What the fuck bitch, where is my fucking picture, don't you like my girthy powerful tool of pussy devestation! "
Chick puts dude on ignore.

Dude thinks to himself fuck this shit, I need someone to tell my I have a huge beautiful cock, I'm going to post my penis on pictures of men and top2bottom will tell me how nice it is... ohhhhh yaaaaa.

Dude posts picture on forum, end!

least that's how I think it goes down...

.........
lol classic!\

and also, yes.

anyone remember a10j10?
 
Smurfy said:
lol this kind of thing is funny to me
how does it go off
Dude: "meep meep, you're a hottie, I bet you look good nood"
Chick: "llollollololloll check your karma"
Dude: "fuck nice bod, the things id do to that"
Chick: "tee hee show me your johnson"

/???????


ROFL @ 'meep meep'

i honestly just assumed that shit went down at least monthly here. you've never swapped? i think it'd be kinda hot if everyone knew what everyone else on EF looked like naked
 
nimbus said:
ROFL @ 'meep meep'

i honestly just assumed that shit went down at least monthly here. you've never swapped? i think it'd be kinda hot if everyone knew what everyone else on EF looked like naked
no hell no ive never swapped.
no one here has ever seen me naked except my husband
and even when we were "courting" (god that sounds so geigh but hey its real life) i never sent him pics of me naked. Id just never do that. He did send me penis pics before we met though LOL
 
Smurfy said:
no hell no ive never swapped.
no one here has ever seen me naked except my husband
and even when we were "courting" (god that sounds so geigh but hey its real life) i never sent him pics of me naked. Id just never do that. He did send me penis pics before we met though LOL

selfish to deprive the EF community.. do you think you would've met up with lumbo even without cawk shawts?
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I feel cheated..

are you cheating on me with another FC?

cause there was nothing in my k, lolol. =)


dude i am not hung quite as well as LB but 'nothing'? wtf, harsh brah.
 
nimbus said:
wtf are we playing the internet version of homo chicken

I sort of feel like I'm soliciting for a cawk pic at this point so yes.. yes we are..

but I seriously didn't get a k message.. lolol..

pm?? ;p
 
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