Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
UGL OZ
UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAK

I'm so weak under pressure...

Drunken_Weasel

New member
Why?... Well, there is this girl at work. I was told by a friend/co-worker who is also a female, that this girl thought I was sweet, and nice. She also told me that I would have a chance if she didn't have a bf, and were christian. Was just up at work renting a movie, and come to find her boyfriend dumped her. Now I don't even know what to do... I'm horribly in panic. I don't want to be, but as I'm typing this.. I feel very light headed, and strange.

In one sense, I am happy.. but in another, I am nervous. I don't even know where to start... what to do. It's going to be awkward just being around her at all. I hate this. Why, oh why must I be like this? I hope I can work myself thru this and somehow talk to her.
 
Your meal ticket has just arrived, hence now is not the time to stock up on anxiety, but rather to let fate do her thing and just valiantly jump into the pool of chance with both legs delicately tucked and genitals wantonly exposed.
 
Last edited:
All sounds good.

It's natural to be nervous......that's a good sign.

Don't act any differently than how you have been acting toward her up till now. Nothing has changed.....she's still the same person and so are you.

just carry on convo as you have been. Give her some time to get over her ex properly. You don't want to be the rebound guy. Just be a friend to her initially and take things slowly......see how it develops.

If she wants to speed things up, then cool.....let her set the pace.

Good luck
 
vinylgroover said:
All sounds good.

It's natural to be nervous......that's a good sign.

Don't act any differently than how you have been acting toward her up till now. Nothing has changed.....she's still the same person and so are you.

just carry on convo as you have been. Give her some time to get over her ex properly. You don't want to be the rebound guy. Just be a friend to her initially and take things slowly......see how it develops.

If she wants to speed things up, then cool.....let her set the pace.

Good luck

I know that.. I didn't plan on changing anything. I just seem to have a real hard time seeing signals. So I'm nervous of the fact that I may miss this opportunity when/if it arrises. Oy...
Thanks for the luck.. I need all I can get.
 
KnoXville said:
Your meal ticket has just arrived, hence now is not the time to stock up on anxiety, but rather to let fate do her thing and just valiantly jump into the pool of chance with both legged delicately tucked and genitals wantonly exposed.

Lol--
 
vinylgroover said:
All sounds good.

It's natural to be nervous......that's a good sign.

Don't act any differently than how you have been acting toward her up till now. Nothing has changed.....she's still the same person and so are you.

just carry on convo as you have been. Give her some time to get over her ex properly. You don't want to be the rebound guy. Just be a friend to her initially and take things slowly......see how it develops.

If she wants to speed things up, then cool.....let her set the pace.

Good luck


Anal wasn't even mentioned here. Unbelievable!:)
 
HumorMe said:

Anal wasn't even mentioned here. Unbelievable!:)

Actually, upon closer scrutiny he very well may have been..

vinylgroover said:

It's natural to be nervous......that's a good sign.

vinylgroover said:
Don't act any differently than how you have been acting toward her up till now. Nothing has changed.....
she's still the same person and so are you.

vinylgroover said:
take things slowly......see how it develops.

vinylgroover said:
If she wants to speed things up, then cool.....let her set the pace.

This vinylgroover is a very suave and sneaky fellow.
 
LOL HumorMe! VG may not be "right" but he's right!

Just continue to be yourself, DW. If you wanna be a help to her, maybe see if she wants to come over and watch a commedy...ask her for a suggestion for a funny movie, then when she suggests something ask her if she wants to hang with ya one afternoon to watch it with ya. It would help get her mind off the break-up and just be yourself and don't make any "moves" on her. I've said it before, but developing a friendship FIRST will get you the kind of girl that you want. Just show her you're a caring person not looking to get into her pants and the rest will come naturally.
 
Don't even bother yourself with it until she's been broken up for awhile. They may get back together. And that would suck for you.

But, if I were really in your situation and not giving advice on the internet, I might try to tag it....or something.

Hell, just go with what seems to flow. :D
 
casavant said:
Don't even bother yourself with it until she's been broken up for awhile. They may get back together. And that would suck for you.

But, if I were really in your situation and not giving advice on the internet, I might try to tag it....or something.

Hell, just go with what seems to flow. :D

:D

How have you been big fella?

You've been a little scarce around here lately.
 
vinylgroover said:


:D

How have you been big fella?

You've been a little scarce around here lately.

Hey bud, how's it going? :) I've read a couple of books and been spending A LOT of time on different news sites reading up on the war in Iraq and related topics. Now that the war threads aren't taking up practically the whole first page, EF is looking more appealing. :D
 
You need to have confidence in yourself. You are going to reek of insecurity if you build her up to some perfect female ideal in your mind before approaching her. Women can smell that shit, it's like a 6th sense.

Remember it's just a stupid bitch, nothing more, there is nothing to get nervous over. Even if she isn't feeling you there are plenty of others who probably would, so don't sweat it. Be Confident Homie, that's all there is to it.
 
Paulos said:
You need to have confidence in yourself. You are going to reek of insecurity if you build her up to some perfect female ideal in your mind before approaching her. Women can smell that shit, it's like a 6th sense.

Remember it's just a stupid bitch, nothing more, there is nothing to get nervous over. Even if she isn't feeling you there are plenty of others who probably would, so don't sweat it. Be Confident Homie, that's all there is to it.

Confidence.. yes.
Some stupid bitch? hell no she's not.
 
Drunken_Weasel said:


She is nice, doesn't wear makeup, but is still very good looking. I've been nothing but myself around her thus far...

That's all fine and Dandy bro, but she's still a female.

By the way, if she's a real christian why bother? She might want to wait till marriage or some ridiculous horseshit until she lets you lay pipe. Even if she does before she's probably going to be one of those missionary only with the lights off type of girls.

What you need is a dirty slut with zero morals and self-esteem, the kind that lets you choke them during sex while calling them degrading names and then takes the A2M.

Then you can toss her aside and move onto the next narcissitic bitch that comes along.
 
"We were already married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good." -Weezer from Pink Triangle


Dude, step up to the plate, because someone can take this chance from you. You can still ask her out without banging her ass off (just yet).
 
DW, the fact of the matter is you will likely get nowhere with this girl. Not because she finds you grotesque, or boring, or whatever...but for the simple fact that 90% of guys get turned down at least some of the time. There's no real reason for it, it just happens.

Listen to Paulos. Don't bulid her up to be something she isn't. Remember, girls are just people...they arn't superior to you. Hell, most of them are more fucked up than you are. :)
 
Taps said:
Listen to Paulos. Don't bulid her up to be something she isn't. Remember, girls are just people...they arn't superior to you. Hell, most of them are more fucked up than you are. :)

Yeeessss...Listen to Paulos.


Dude, just go hang outside of planned parenthood, you're bound to meet find some major sluts there.
 
dunk weasel somtimes your kinda very un-bro to me but i like helpin bros. sO i desieded to make a poam for u to reed her. jSut dont show her my pic an u will be fine.
*WARNIG* BUY CONDONS FOR YOUR LIL' GUN!!!!



I look in your eyez
and herd u were jsut dumped
when u see my stakked pecs
tonite youll be humped
 
MassiveGunz said:
dunk weasel somtimes your kinda very un-bro to me but i like helpin bros. sO i desieded to make a poam for u to reed her. jSut dont show her my pic an u will be fine.
*WARNIG* BUY CONDONS FOR YOUR LIL' GUN!!!!



I look in your eyez
and herd u were jsut dumped
when u see my stakked pecs
tonite youll be humped

:lmao:
 
MassiveGunz said:
dunk weasel somtimes your kinda very un-bro to me but i like helpin bros. sO i desieded to make a poam for u to reed her. jSut dont show her my pic an u will be fine.
*WARNIG* BUY CONDONS FOR YOUR LIL' GUN!!!!



I look in your eyez
and herd u were jsut dumped
when u see my stakked pecs
tonite youll be humped

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Drunken_Weasel said:
Why?... Well, there is this girl at work. I was told by a friend/co-worker who is also a female, that this girl thought I was sweet, and nice. She also told me that I would have a chance if she didn't have a bf, and were christian. Was just up at work renting a movie, and come to find her boyfriend dumped her. Now I don't even know what to do... I'm horribly in panic. I don't want to be, but as I'm typing this.. I feel very light headed, and strange.

In one sense, I am happy.. but in another, I am nervous. I don't even know where to start... what to do. It's going to be awkward just being around her at all. I hate this. Why, oh why must I be like this? I hope I can work myself thru this and somehow talk to her.

What the? Why can't u be more like me peckerhead? From this day forward you have been disqualified as a male. This will continue until u bang this chic and make her call you papa!
 
Well shit... she's got another boyfriend already... Or "potential" anyways.. I fucked it up by not doing anything.. oh well, fuck it.
 
Drunken_Weasel said:
Well shit... she's got another boyfriend already... Or "potential" anyways.. I fucked it up by not doing anything.. oh well, fuck it.

Dude this thread is like two weeks old, you mean to tell me within two weeks you couldn't have sacked up and let your interest in her be known? :confused:
 
Taps said:
D

Listen to Paulos. Don't bulid her up to be something she isn't. Remember, girls are just people...they arn't superior to you. Hell, most of them are more fucked up than you are. :)

hard to believe, but true
aaah you fucked up
 
<------ Rumsfeld says:

Quit bein a fuckin' pussy and ask her out. Swallow a couple halos and go in there like you own something
 
Top Bottom