I'm pretty sure I smelled alcohol on the bitch's breathe that cut my hair at SuperKuts today

[calveless wonder]

Re: I'm pretty sure I smelled alcohol on the bitch's breathe that cut my hair at Supe

dude

find the nearest ghetto or somewhat ethnic area

find a barber shop with any foreign flag decor (except mexicans - they are the only foreign people who SUCK at cutting hair)

get your hair cut there

TITCR!

that's what i used to do. puerto ricans, wiggers, and black guys always hooked up the fades and usually would outline my beard/chinstrap/sideburns to look dope.

i found an older cuban guy in south beach only charges $15 and cuts just as good as the young dudes. straight razor shapeup and everything