I'm Pretty Psyched

[Boach]

Boach likes girl.

Boach asks girl out but they don't go out.

Girl plays hard to get.

Boach loses hope.

Girl tells Boach that she feels the same way as him, finally.

Boach and Girl go on 2nd date and sparks fly.

Boach is happy and would like to share this with everyone.

It's 5:37AM and Boach is SOOOO not tired!

 

[Bigsatan13]

She's using you to get to your monkey.

 

[G ChildlihC G]

Congrats to Boach
G likes girls
Boach sends girls pretty friends to G
G likes Boach now
Girls like Boach for hooking them up with such a great guy
Great guy IS tired from all the f*cking
Great guy needs to go to bed and wake up for finals tomorrow morning

 

[G ChildlihC G]

She's using you to get to your monkey.

Actually she's using him to get to me, but you guys knew that already!

 

[Boach]

She's using you to get to your monkey.

With a red juicy ass like that, how can I blame her?

I'm surprised you didn't really have anything truly nasty to say about me. I think you're slipping, Big...

 

[Bigsatan13]

I don't recall being nasty to you, it was the monkey.

 

[casavant]

...like a coke binge.

 

[the nature boy]

man there is nothing like that initial "smitten" feeling when you first start dating someone, especially if you really like them. if they could bottle feeling and sell that it would be a huge money maker.

the nature boy dates quite a few women but hasn't felt what boach is feeling in a long time.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I agree.
nothing beats the feeling of climbing down from the tree and putting your binoculars back in their case. it might be raining but you don't even notice, you just tuck the collar of your trenchcoat up over your ears and head home where you can once again sit naked in front of your computer screen and watch the wireless camera transmissions coming from her house. the thrill of placing them while she wasn't there is almost worth it yet alone the ability to watch her eat cold cereal in the morning when you haven't even slept - just sitting there rubbing marmalade on your thighs while her chest goes up and down, silent breathing, knowing that she will someday be all your's.
ahhh, love.

 

[smallmovesal]

smalls says "uh oh boach"

 

[lamamacita]

Congrats Boach!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

if I learned ANYTHING in art history - it is this:
if your new woman is a prostitute that lives far away... don't bother cutting off your ear and mailing it to her as a sign of love. she's just gonna take it the wrong way.

 

[Boach]

I agree.
nothing beats the feeling of climbing down from the tree and putting your binoculars back in their case. it might be raining but you don't even notice, you just tuck the collar of your trenchcoat up over your ears and head home where you can once again sit naked in front of your computer screen and watch the wireless camera transmissions coming from her house. the thrill of placing them while she wasn't there is almost worth it yet alone the ability to watch her eat cold cereal in the morning when you haven't even slept - just sitting there rubbing marmalade on your thighs while her chest goes up and down, silent breathing, knowing that she will someday be all your's.
ahhh, love.

That is probably the funniest thing I've read in such a long time. Kudos to you, man.

Actually, however, this one was actually a real girl! It wasn't even one of those corpses dug up from the local cemetary. Yep, this one was alive and kicking.

 

[Boach]

smalls says "uh oh boach"

I think I was just overreacting. We talked for a long time and a lot of answers to my questions came out. Don't sweat it--I'll be ok!

man there is nothing like that initial "smitten" feeling when you first start dating someone, especially if you really like them. if they could bottle feeling and sell that it would be a huge money maker.

the nature boy dates quite a few women but hasn't felt what boach is feeling in a long time.

Man, I haven't felt like this in over 4 years. This is even better then training robot pirate monkey's to say "arrrrr."

 

[smallmovesal]

well, if it'll keep you from snorting foot powder, i'm all for it

 

[Boach]

well, if it'll keep you from snorting foot powder, i'm all for it

You and I both know it's fast acting Tinactin spray. There's a huge difference.

 

[smallmovesal]

You and I both know it's fast acting Tinactin spray. There's a huge difference.

i'm still not sure how you got "athlete's nose"

 

[LiLady11]

man there is nothing like that initial "smitten" feeling when you first start dating someone, especially if you really like them. if they could bottle feeling and sell that it would be a huge money maker.

the nature boy dates quite a few women but hasn't felt what boach is feeling in a long time.

Poor sweetie!! I too know what you speak of... that guy I have been out with makes me smile, and its like, finally!! After not having that feeling for so long, its quite refreshing.

Damn, lets market that feeling NB... we'd be freakin millionaires!!

 

[the nature boy]

Damn, lets market that feeling NB... we'd be freakin millionaires!!

deal!! or we could just sell cocaine and say that it's concentrated "smitten" feeling.

 

[Taps]

So did you fuck her or what?

 

[Boach]

i'm still not sure how you got "athlete's nose"

Might've been from that tongue bath i gave you.

 

[smallmovesal]

Might've been from that tongue bath i gave you.

no, you're confusing it with the *herpes* i gave you.

 

[toga22]

man there is nothing like that initial "smitten" feeling when you first start dating someone, especially if you really like them. if they could bottle feeling and sell that it would be a huge money maker.

the nature boy dates quite a few women but hasn't felt what boach is feeling in a long time.

Boy do I hear you there Nature Boy....

It seems like all my dates as of late are only good for entries into my new best-seller "Tales from the Dates from Hell"...lol

Oh Well...at least I still have my Captain...

~toga

 

[the nature boy]

Boy do I hear you there Nature Boy....

It seems like all my dates as of late are only good for entries into my new best-seller "Tales from the Dates from Hell"...lol

Oh Well...at least I still have my Captain...

~toga

it's not like it's a big deal, truthfully I like being single most of the time. I'm kinda scared of commitment (which also might mean I haven't found mrs Right too). But then boach comes here and tells us his tale of being smitten. And it reminds me of that feeling all over again. But life goes on, eh? Pass that Captain over here Toga!

 

[toga22]

But life goes on, eh? Pass that Captain over here Toga!

*toga takes a large swig off of the bottle of Captain and passes it over to Nature Boy*

Damn Boach!! lol

~toga

 

[Boach]

Taps:

I love you.

Toga and Nature Boy:

I'm sorry to hash up those feelings. I know how it sucks to hear this stuff when it's not going on in your life.

You have to understand that I feel like sharing it with the world. There's like 3 inches between the ground and my feet. I haven't felt this way since high school.

 

[the nature boy]

shit bro, don't be sorry at all!!!

Enjoy it, I'm happy for you! And I'm normally not happy for anyone except for myself.

 

[toga22]

Awww....Boach!!! I was just teasing you...don't be sorry!! Congrats, and I wish you and your new lucky lady only the best!! You deserve it!!

~toga

 

[Boach]

Awww....Boach!!! I was just teasing you...don't be sorry!! Congrats, and I wish you and your new lucky lady only the best!! You deserve it!!

~toga

I certainly don't deserve it as much as you and NB....I wish you two the same thing i'm feeling!