Im positive my buddy got married cause hes losing his hair

[rush]

A few years back, he had as many girls as he liked... then MPB
set in and his confidence went down which is understandable
but I feel that his recent "rushed" marriage is cause of his hair...

 

[Bullit]

Fanfuckingtastic.

 

[HighIntensity]

outfreaknstanding

 

[Bullit]

So?

No you.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

So?

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

No you.

Seven.

 

[discussion]

reminds me of that seinfeld epsidoe where that guy wants to marry ellaine cuz he figures out he's balding

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Back when Elaine was pinned by a mattress in the one episode and she was out of energy, right then, I wanted to completely dominate every iota of her colon. Ah, well.

 

[DeepZenPill]

Yeah I would fuck the shit out of Elaine. During that period when she actually looked sultry.

 

[TC2]

I have a friend who was the same way, total player got all kinds of ass, total prick to them too.

Never ever wanted a girlfriend and most certainly not a wife. Started loseing his hair (quickly too), and completely freaked out.

Wanted everyone to help him find a wife before it was too late. Now he's bald as fuck and rail thin so even if he shaved his head it would still look horrible.

He used to pull preimium ass, now he dates the bottem of the barrell so to speak.