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The company that I'm currently contracting for has a freak in their graphics department that is too clueless for his own good. By the second day of working there (I've been there for over three months now) he had asked me out for drinks. I told him no thanks, not interested. Now pretty much every day since and almost every time he walks by my desk (about 5-10 times/day) he has to stop and talk to me about shit that's going on in his life like I'm supposed to give a damn. Example: He rides his bicycle, NUDE, in a local parade every year. I never asked him a question that would even come close to justifying him telling me that. Why the hell would I want to know that about someone who looks like the long lost love child of Jimmy Carter and Rosie O'Donnell? I ignore him 95% of the time (which he seems oblivious to). I've even told him that I'm trying to concentrate on my work (accounting) and would appreciate it if he'd let me get back to it. Instead of hearing 'sorry, I'll let you do your work', I hear 'So, why don't you like hanging out in the city?' DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS! One of these days I'm going to take a roll of duct tape in and set it on my desk. Maybe if I strap him naked to his bike and roll him into the Plant President's office he might get the hint???

I had to vent somewhere that I thought my torture might amuse someone... Mountain Muscle excluded of course. More venting to come I'm sure.
 
dirty~d~ said:
The company that I'm currently contracting for has a freak in their graphics department that is too clueless for his own good. By the second day of working there (I've been there for over three months now) he had asked me out for drinks. I told him no thanks, not interested. Now pretty much every day since and almost every time he walks by my desk (about 5-10 times/day) he has to stop and talk to me about shit that's going on in his life like I'm supposed to give a damn. Example: He rides his bicycle, NUDE, in a local parade every year. I never asked him a question that would even come close to justifying him telling me that. Why the hell would I want to know that about someone who looks like the long lost love child of Jimmy Carter and Rosie O'Donnell? I ignore him 95% of the time (which he seems oblivious to). I've even told him that I'm trying to concentrate on my work (accounting) and would appreciate it if he'd let me get back to it. Instead of hearing 'sorry, I'll let you do your work', I hear 'So, why don't you like hanging out in the city?' DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS! One of these days I'm going to take a roll of duct tape in and set it on my desk. Maybe if I strap him naked to his bike and roll him into the Plant President's office he might get the hint???

I had to vent somewhere that I thought my torture might amuse someone... Mountain Muscle excluded of course. More venting to come I'm sure.
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Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
1. Tell him you have a boyfriend or that you're a lesbian.

2. Be honest and tell him the truth, you aren't interested.

It still amazes me that women put honesty in their laundry list of traits they want in a mate when they are the epitome of dishonesty. Is the "truth" that foreign to women? It's a rhetorical question.....

My advice D, say this to him, which you admittedly want to say,"DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS!"

I guarantee he won't ask you out again.....by posting on a message board as opposed to telling him you're just being passive aggressive....
 
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1st step is tell him he makes you uncomfortable with all the attention he gives you. That in and of itself should stop it.

but if not, assumming ur in the US, you can just file a complaint of sexual harrassment with the Human Resourses dept or your boss, and then THEY will get on his ass and stop it.

Reason being if they dont you'd then be able to sue THEM for allowing/creating a hostile work atmosphere. God Bless America
 
Java...She told him ,"No, I'm not interested". How much clearer can she be?

Just keep saying " No", maybe he'll get the hint soon enough.
 
vixensghost said:
Java...She told him ,"No, I'm not interested". How much clearer can she be?

Just keep saying " No", maybe he'll get the hint soon enough.
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"No" means "maybe".

"Fuck off" means No.
 
vixensghost said:
Java...She told him ,"No, I'm not interested". How much clearer can she be?

Just keep saying " No", maybe he'll get the hint soon enough.
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Ummmm, I'm a male and I've been hitting on women my entire adult life. She claimed to have said no to his initial advance. Unlike women, men have to make an approach and we do understand the "signs." If she flatly said, "No thank you I'm not interested." then he would have left her alone unless he's a psychopath. She never claimed to say the exact words, "No, I'm not interested."

Had she said what she wanted too...."DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS!" I gurantee he wouldn't bother her unless he was a psychopath.

Remember, this is the same woman who was pulled over by a cop to get her number, even though she broke no law, and chalked it up to boys being boys.

:worried:
 
This dumbass has been doing this for a month with no responses but negative. All he needs is a good bitch slapping. LMAO at those of you that think she hasn't made it clear or mentioning something in the past that makes this ok.
 
mountain muscle said:
This dumbass has been doing this for a month with no responses but negative. All he needs is a good bitch slapping. LMAO at those of you that think she hasn't made it clear or mentioning something in the past that makes this ok.
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Just go to HR and claim sexual harassment.....end of story...he talks to you again and he's canned...
 
Start bringing to work and eating hard boiled eggs and cans of tuna and wash it down with V-8 juice.

That should set him straight (off into the other direction).
 
velvett said:
Start bringing to work and eating hard boiled eggs and cans of tuna and wash it down with V-8 juice.

That should set him straight (off into the other direction).
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Not so subtley let one rip by his desk..... :evil:


She could always send him a video of her dropping a taco bell deuce after a night of draft beer???
 
javaguru said:
Ummmm, I'm a male and I've been hitting on women my entire adult life. She claimed to have said no to his initial advance. Unlike women, men have to make an approach and we do understand the "signs." If she flatly said, "No thank you I'm not interested." then he would have left her alone unless he's a psychopath. She never claimed to say the exact words, "No, I'm not interested."

Had she said what she wanted too...."DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS!" I gurantee he wouldn't bother her unless he was a psychopath.

Remember, this is the same woman who was pulled over by a cop to get her number, even though she broke no law, and chalked it up to boys being boys.

:worried:
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Her words were to his drink proposal were: "No thanks, not interested". As a woman,that means go away jackass and DO NOT bother me again.

I'm not sure what world people live in now a days, but when I've ever been interested in a man, I would say to the guy, " No thanks, I'm busy tonight. However, how does(insert another night)sound?". No bones about it, I'm interested! I would think most women would do this, but what the hell do I know?

See, this is the difference 'tween men and woman. Some men only want to hear what they want(women do this too) or read far too much into what they think the other person is "really" saying. :)
 
vixensghost said:
Her words were to his drink proposal were: "No thanks, not interested". As a woman,that means go away jackass and DO NOT bother me again.

I'm not sure what world people live in now a days, but when I've ever been interested in a man, I would say to the guy, " No thanks, I'm busy tonight. However, how does(insert another night)sound?". No bones about it, I'm interested! I would think most women would do this, but what the hell do I know?

See, this is the difference 'tween men and woman. Some men only want to hear what they want(women do this too) or read far too much into what they think the other person is "really" saying. :)
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She told you her words were,"no thanks, not interested." What she actually said was probably, "No thank you,[insert excuse]." If she was honest then the first time would have been the end of his advances, barring him being a sociopath. If he is a sociopath then she needs to complain to HR and get him discharged.
 
javaguru said:
She told you her words were,"no thanks, not interested." What she actually said was probably, "No thank you,[insert excuse]." If she was honest then the first time would have been the end of his advances, barring him being a sociopath. If he is a sociopath then she needs to complain to HR and get him discharged.
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It shall be interesting to see what her HR department has to say about the matter.Worth a try!....Most people think restraining orders keep nut jobs away from them too.
 
vixensghost said:
It shall be interesting to see what her HR department has to say about the matter.Worth a try!....Most people think restraining orders keep nut jobs away from them too.
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You have one side of the story....I would like to hear his...

You assume he's a nutjob based on a paragraph????

I've had a female friend call a guy a stalker when they were sent flowers at work after they gave out their number and went on a date with him. The difference between a stalker and a romantic guy is how much the female likes him.... :)
 
javaguru said:
You have one side of the story....I would like to hear his...

You assume he's a nutjob based on a paragraph????

I've had a female friend call a guy a stalker when they were sent flowers at work after they gave out their number and went on a date with him. The difference between a stalker and a romantic guy is how much the female likes him.... :)
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No, I have no idea if this guy is a nut job. He does seem a bit odd to have mentioned he rides his bike naked though. What state allows that? She work in a nudist colony or something? lol

Anyhoo, I get a tad bit worried when the HR department gets involved. They could make a *nutcase* really go off the deep end. Double edged sword. I would mention the HR department to him BEFORE I actually got them involved if HE DID NOT BACK OFF. That is just me though.
 
vixensghost said:
No, I have no idea if this guy is a nut job. He does seem a bit odd to have mentioned he rides his bike naked though. What state allows that? She work in a nudist colony or something? lol

Anyhoo, I get a tad bit worried when the HR department gets involved. They could make a *nutcase* really go off the deep end. Double edged sword. I would mention the HR department to him BEFORE I actually got them involved if HE DID NOT BACK OFF. That is just me though.
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The Bob's recommend firing someone on a Friday, it tends to avoid incidents.
 
dirty~d~ said:
The company that I'm currently contracting for has a freak in their graphics department that is too clueless for his own good. By the second day of working there (I've been there for over three months now) he had asked me out for drinks. I told him no thanks, not interested. Now pretty much every day since and almost every time he walks by my desk (about 5-10 times/day) he has to stop and talk to me about shit that's going on in his life like I'm supposed to give a damn. Example: He rides his bicycle, NUDE, in a local parade every year. I never asked him a question that would even come close to justifying him telling me that. Why the hell would I want to know that about someone who looks like the long lost love child of Jimmy Carter and Rosie O'Donnell? I ignore him 95% of the time (which he seems oblivious to). I've even told him that I'm trying to concentrate on my work (accounting) and would appreciate it if he'd let me get back to it. Instead of hearing 'sorry, I'll let you do your work', I hear 'So, why don't you like hanging out in the city?' DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS! One of these days I'm going to take a roll of duct tape in and set it on my desk. Maybe if I strap him naked to his bike and roll him into the Plant President's office he might get the hint???

I had to vent somewhere that I thought my torture might amuse someone... Mountain Muscle excluded of course. More venting to come I'm sure.
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:lmao:


I've been painting in the nude all morning..... did that get you hot?!
 
Flirt w/ another guy from the office in front of him, He`ll hate you after that. Or you can make the fake phone call to your SO when he walks up, talk dirty on the phone then smile and hang up, ignoring him the whole time after that.
 
vixensghost said:
No, I have no idea if this guy is a nut job. He does seem a bit odd to have mentioned he rides his bike naked though. What state allows that? She work in a nudist colony or something? lol

Anyhoo, I get a tad bit worried when the HR department gets involved. They could make a *nutcase* really go off the deep end. Double edged sword. I would mention the HR department to him BEFORE I actually got them involved if HE DID NOT BACK OFF. That is just me though.
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I cant imagine how uncomfortable that is.
 
dirty~d~ said:
The company that I'm currently contracting for has a freak in their graphics department that is too clueless for his own good. By the second day of working there (I've been there for over three months now) he had asked me out for drinks. I told him no thanks, not interested. Now pretty much every day since and almost every time he walks by my desk (about 5-10 times/day) he has to stop and talk to me about shit that's going on in his life like I'm supposed to give a damn. Example: He rides his bicycle, NUDE, in a local parade every year. I never asked him a question that would even come close to justifying him telling me that. Why the hell would I want to know that about someone who looks like the long lost love child of Jimmy Carter and Rosie O'Donnell? I ignore him 95% of the time (which he seems oblivious to). I've even told him that I'm trying to concentrate on my work (accounting) and would appreciate it if he'd let me get back to it. Instead of hearing 'sorry, I'll let you do your work', I hear 'So, why don't you like hanging out in the city?' DUDE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOP MY STAPLER UP YOUR BONEY ASS! One of these days I'm going to take a roll of duct tape in and set it on my desk. Maybe if I strap him naked to his bike and roll him into the Plant President's office he might get the hint???

I had to vent somewhere that I thought my torture might amuse someone... Mountain Muscle excluded of course. More venting to come I'm sure.
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Give me his email, I'll email him this post from you, problem solved. When he asks about it pretend like you don't know what he's talking about. And then laugh with your gf's when he walks away.

Probably should also pre-emptively file a restraining order on him too, seems like that type....
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Give me his email, I'll email him this post from you, problem solved. When he asks about it pretend like you don't know what he's talking about. And then laugh with your gf's when he walks away.

Probably should also pre-emptively file a restraining order on him too, seems like that type....
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Do this and kick him in his boney ass as he walks away
 
I have been as blunt as I can be without punching him in the throat: I've told him NO to his many invites to go hangout... and yes, I used the word NO. I've told him to quit asking me about my private life cause it's none of his business. I've told him that my work requires a certain level of concentration that he is always interrupting to talk about bullshit stuff. I had to block my myspace page because he was stalking it from work. Since I am a contract accountant, going to HR could be more of a pain in the ass for me than necessary. IF it comes to that I will, but I prefer to handle my problems myself, until I can no longer come up with solutions. I'm not trying to get anyone fired. I never initiated any contact with this guy. I work in accounting... he works in graphics. The ONLY reason I said hello to him was because he came up to my desk one day and introduced himself. Since I was raised to be somewhat polite, I said hello and introduced myself in return. That's about it. There is nothing about this person that interests me. If it wasn't for the simple fact that he continues to bug me, I doubt I'd even know/care that he exists.

Today I did notice a little progress though. Yesterday while I was trying to run a final report he interrupted me to tell me (yet again) that I should change my mind about wanting to play violin in public. Without looking up from my report I told him to quit bugging me about something that is none of his damn business and if he continued to bug me I'd start shooting him with paper clips. So today he only bugged me twice and then left me alone after I gave him one word answers to his questions. :) I think I may have finally broken through. Venting is now complete.
 
dirty~d~ said:
I have been as blunt as I can be without punching him in the throat:
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tell him you want to take him for a ride on your bike.... just as he's about to get on... gas it, spin around and run him over. that will work. or stick to the throat punch. sounds like he's a dense mofo.
 
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