LOL
your newbies 60 day steroid cycle thoughts as the cycle goes on
week 1 ... I think I was ripped off how do I know this stuff is real
week 2.... been going to the gym now 2 weeks doing bench presses ,I am not seeing anything
week 3.... I wanna be huge , I am angry i think the steroids are making me mad
week 4.... You mean I am supposed to work out how long at the gym bench press only takes a few minutes , I am in and out dont wanna over train
week 5... I'm hungry i ate some extra fries and big macs someone told it was good for bulking
week 6... I gained 10 lbs , my face is round I look like barry bonds g/f says she is scared that I am on the juice
week 7... I was mad at my girlfriend for talking shit about steroids and telling me they were bad , so I slapped her and told her to shut up
week 8 ... Just got done working out this week , did bench press every day
week 9... Did some more bench presses, I just want a big chest so I am only working chest
week 10.. My girlfriend told my mom I am on steroids, it feels good to be on the juice i I told all my friends also
week 11 .. My nipples itch alot and look pointy
week 12 ... I wonder how much of these gains I am gonna keep.
LMAO! EXCELLANT.
As for week 11 try and do a pre workout stretch on your nips and they may not itch as bad. good luck bro.