I'm Hot

[Evil_Frisky]

Like sweating hot... not all into myself hot

sheesh it must be 100d here im about to strip down to my cami... feck um all if they dont' like it.

 

[Muscle Mafia]

You're right. You are too goddamn hot!!

 

[Gambino]

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

That song makes me hot

 

[Dunk]

u mean its hot in hurrr

 

[Gambino]

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough


LOL

 

[Evil_Frisky]

u mean its hot in hurrr

So take off all your clothes...

 

[artrius]

Like sweating hot... not all into myself hot

yea, sure. come and tell me that to my face, ya damned 20 y/o horny chica.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yea, sure. come and tell me that to my face, ya damned 20 y/o horny chica.

I have the sex drive of a damn starved male as of late!

 

[beefcake28]

So take off all your clothes...

Need pics....

 

[artrius]

I have the sex drive of a damn starved male as of late!

i can help you with that

 

[Gambino]

this thread was destined to be a e-flirters haven and I'm still waiting for Frisky to whip out a johnson. then all youse will be fucked

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Need pics....

of dunk?


lol... im damn near nekkid in my ava

 

[Evil_Frisky]

this thread was destined to be a e-flirters haven

awittyuser approved this post.

 

[artrius]

this thread was destined to be a e-flirters haven and I'm still waiting for Frisky to whip out a johnson. then all youse will be fucked

she started it.

 

[Eringobraugh]

moving to Arizona Diary, its getting hot in here..

May 30th: Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.

June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed two days of work; what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th: I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car to go for lunch, Tabby had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and kitty litter. No more pets in this heat!

July 25th: Dry heat, my ass. Hot is hot! The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,600 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

August 4th: 115 degrees! Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. I hate this [expletive deleted] state.

August 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to tear his [expletive deleted] throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted Garfield!

August 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and Sunny. It's been too hot to sleep for two damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren damn desert? Water rationing has been in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the [expletive deleted] pool. Even a cactus can't live in this heat.

August 14th: Welcome to Hell! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the [expletive deleted] windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,600 house payment to bail me out of jail.

August 30th: Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The [expletive deleted] monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving to New York for some peace and quiet.

 

[beefcake28]

of dunk?

Ummmm... NO.

lol... im damn near nekkid in my ava

You can always leave less to the imagination....

 

[artrius]

moving to Arizona Diary, its getting hot in here..

May 30th: Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.

June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed two days of work; what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th: I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car to go for lunch, Tabby had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and kitty litter. No more pets in this heat!

July 25th: Dry heat, my ass. Hot is hot! The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,600 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

August 4th: 115 degrees! Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. I hate this [expletive deleted] state.

August 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to tear his [expletive deleted] throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted Garfield!

August 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and Sunny. It's been too hot to sleep for two damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren damn desert? Water rationing has been in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the [expletive deleted] pool. Even a cactus can't live in this heat.

August 14th: Welcome to Hell! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the [expletive deleted] windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,600 house payment to bail me out of jail.

August 30th: Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The [expletive deleted] monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving to New York for some peace and quiet.

oro? gomen.....

 

[jrlex]

Like sweating hot... not all into myself hot

sheesh it must be 100d here im about to strip down to my cami... feck um all if they dont' like it.

more like smoking hot..

I'm not jocking, just telling yout the truth

 

[seizer]

i can help you with that

*sticks out hand in front of artrius*

allow me...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

moving to Arizona Diary, its getting hot in here..

May 30th: Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blended together. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.

June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's a dry heat. Getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed two days of work; what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though: got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th: I missed Tabby (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car to go for lunch, Tabby had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and kitty litter. No more pets in this heat!

July 25th: Dry heat, my ass. Hot is hot! The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. $1,600 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

August 4th: 115 degrees! Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. I hate this [expletive deleted] state.

August 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?" I'm going to tear his [expletive deleted] throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted Garfield!

August 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording: Hot and Sunny. It's been too hot to sleep for two damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren damn desert? Water rationing has been in effect all summer, so $1,700 worth of cactus just dried up and blew into the [expletive deleted] pool. Even a cactus can't live in this heat.

August 14th: Welcome to Hell! Temperature got to 123 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the [expletive deleted] windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1,600 house payment to bail me out of jail.

August 30th: Worst day of the damn summer. I'm not leaving the house. The [expletive deleted] monsoon rains finally came and all they did is to make it muggier than hell. The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in Mexico with its new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving to New York for some peace and quiet.

Pencil me in for May 27th..

 

[artrius]

*sticks out hand in front of artrius*

allow me...

touch me with that hand and I'll break it off

 

[Gambino]

lol

 

[Evil_Frisky]

*sticks out hand in front of artrius*

allow me...

lol

 

[seizer]

touch me with that hand and I'll break it off

this is no regular hand. Tis a Darth Ceasar robotic hand. Manual and fully autmated. It provides perfect pulpitation movements too...so I win.

 

[artrius]

this is no regular hand. Tis a Darth Ceasar robotic hand. Manual and fully autmated. It provides perfect pulpitation movements too...so I win.

read carefully bro. I didn't say I'd break your hand off. I said I'd break IT off. yup, Little Ceasar won't be serving sausage pizza anymore, if you know what I mean.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

read carefully bro. I didn't say I'd break your hand off. I said I'd break IT off. yup, Little Ceasar won't be serving sausage pizza anymore, if you know what I mean.

You two need a room?

 

[seizer]

read carefully bro. I didn't say I'd break your hand off. I said I'd break IT off. yup, Little Ceasar won't be serving sausage pizza anymore, if you know what I mean.

if those are all-beef sausages you're talkin about then I think little Ceasars may be in for a fall...


(nice word play holmes)

 

[artrius]

You two need a room?

no, but you and I do

oh wait, I'm supposed to be deflating your ego... oh well, I'll start on that next week, much like your diet.

 

[seizer]

You two need a room?

naw, the penthouse is already set up. Ring up when your ready.

 

[artrius]

(nice word play holmes)

thanks, my specialty is corny puns

 

[Evil_Frisky]

no, but you and I do

oh wait, I'm supposed to be deflating your ego... oh well, I'll start on that next week, much like your diet.

You can't deflate my ego

and damnit... Im down 6 lbs... damnit

 

[Dunk]

Need pics....

sent

 

[Raina]

You could always throw some ice down your shirt...unless you're at work.

 

[artrius]

You can't deflate my ego

and damnit... Im down 6 lbs... damnit

I'll deflate your ego, or I'll inflate your... errmmm

good job on the diet I was actually knocking the fact that people usually say "oh i'm starting a diet next week"... as if its a good idea to still be shoving greaseburgers and iced cream down their throat till then

 

[seizer]

You could always throw some ice down your shirt...unless you're at work.

or oil and feathers.

 

[artrius]

You could always throw some ice down your shirt...unless you're at work.

and here it comes, ahhh so stereotypical...

"yeah Pics plz"

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You could always throw some ice down your shirt...unless you're at work.

the boys here at work would love that lol

 

[beefcake28]

sent

OH HELL NO......

 

[artrius]

the boys here at work would love that lol

so would the boys on EF

 

[seizer]

the boys here at work would love that lol

...my boys would appreciate it too.

 

[buffer1]

yeah you are Hot,mmmm

 

[Evil_Frisky]

...my boys would appreciate it too.

 

[fireflyer]

You look great Frisky - I just want to lose another 6lbs of fat and gain another 40lbs of muscle. Oh yah, then I'll be out of your league. You earned it though so good on ya! If I have to take a shot at your ego though I'd say that bikini doesn't go with those shoes

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You look great Frisky - I just want to lose another 6lbs of fat and gain another 40lbs of muscle. Oh yah, then I'll be out of your league. You earned it though so good on ya! If I have to take a shot at your ego though I'd say that bikini doesn't go with those shoes

Thank you darlin

good luck on your gains and losses.

tee hee.. the shoes go with my comp bikini.. I actually have my super frisky thong and a bikini top on in that pic.

 

[string_bean00]

*gagging*

 

[Lestat]

*gagging*

String bean is back!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

*gagging*

stfu you!





welcome back

 

[DJ_UFO]

Like sweating hot... not all into myself hot

sheesh it must be 100d here im about to strip down to my cami... feck um all if they dont' like it.

 

[The Angry Mule]

That song makes me hot

Your already hot to start off with,so that song makes you super hot.

 

[ChefWide]

whats this thread about, anyway?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Like sweating hot... not all into myself hot

sheesh it must be 100d here im about to strip down to my cami... feck um all if they dont' like it.

It is your avi raises everyones tempature a few degrees

 

[Evil_Frisky]

It is your avi raises everyones tempature a few degrees

 

[Gambino]

this thread was destined to be a e-flirters haven and I'm still waiting for Frisky to whip out a johnson. then all youse will be fucked

show your penis

sokly want's to see it

 

[Evil_Frisky]

show your penis

sokly want's to see it

I think we own the same year make and model.. she knows what my penis looks like

 

[jerkbox]

i'm hot, like bitches want my cock kinda hot......yeah

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i'm hot, like bitches want my cock kinda hot......yeah

its the hair... trust me

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i'm hot, like bitches want my cock kinda hot......yeah

not with that avi we don't

 

[SoKlueles]

not with that avi we don't

.

 

[jerkbox]

not with that avi we don't

if you dont. someone else will.....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

if you dont. someone else will.....

From Zero is always there when you need him eh

 

[artrius]

I think we own the same year make and model.. she knows what my penis looks like

i knew you were too good to be true

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i knew you were too good to be true

lmao

 

[HiDnGoD]

Get a room!