
Frisky said:I love you... will you loan me some sperm?
Frisky said:I love you... will you loan me some sperm?

swolenole said:If I had your mailing adress..I'd would wax the dolphin & make you regret that you ever asked that question..
HumorMe said:
Frisky said:![]()
i just ate a huge slab of salmon with veggies... im over stuffed and the two glasses of red wine didn't help matters much.
my pants are too tight, my hair looks like shit, i need to get a nail fixed and my right boob hurts like hell. Im having a hell of a day.

StickFigure said:you would feel much better if you stripped down nude, took some pics, and sent 'em to me in my PM's! I promise!!!![]()
Frisky said:![]()
i just ate a huge slab of salmon with veggies... im over stuffed and the two glasses of red wine didn't help matters much.
my pants are too tight, my hair looks like shit, i need to get a nail fixed and my right boob hurts like hell. Im having a hell of a day.
HumorMe said:![]()
Things could be worse you know.

Your doctor just told you that because he wanted to give you his own brand of "facial"...ROFLFrisky said:do you know that sperm is good for your pores? Seriously, I had this conversation with my doctor. Not sure what those little buggers do but it makes an awesome face mask... just weird requesting it to be spewed in a bottle.
HeatherRae said:Your doctor just told you that because he wanted to give you his own brand of "facial"...ROFL
SoKlueles said:omg what show was that on? that sperm was good for pores?
i was shocked too

SoKlueles said:omg what show was that on? that sperm was good for whores?
i was shocked too
Gymgurl said:Really? More guys need to use this to their advantage
Frisky said:something about mary? oh no.. that was the hair thing.. tee hee
but seriously, it was on some show somewhere and i totally asked my doc about it. LOL, now that was a convo to be heard![]()
OMGGG now it is bugging meFrisky said:something about mary? oh no.. that was the hair thing.. tee hee
but seriously, it was on some show somewhere and i totally asked my doc about it. LOL, now that was a convo to be heard![]()
swolenole said:maybe we played Doctoe when we were kids...I used to use that alot..

Frisky said:tired, I'm frustrated and I'm pissed at the world
yes this is a meemeemee thread so kiss my tight ass and call me mamma.
lets talk about nonsense, i need something to focus on besides bullshit drama.
SoKlueles said:OMGGG now it is bugging me
the lady was using her SONS sperm right? to make her facial crap........omg what show was that on?? grrr
slat1 said:That is all I see right now. Stupid horny vision.
crap i cant remmeberFrisky said:im going google and find it.
sick to use your sons sperm though..... ewwww double ewwww
SoKlueles said:OMGGG now it is bugging me
the lady was using her SONS sperm right? to make her facial crap........omg what show was that on?? grrr

HumorMe said:
wtf??Frisky said:
slat1 said:Is that the Louisiana version of a family reunion?

SoKlueles said:wtf??
google woman
oh great, he will want to give me a facial tonightFrisky said:
reno240 said:Sorry you're having a bad time of it - you definitely don't need to be concerned about the way you look - damn near perfect... Well - I can' only view thumbs but DAMN!! Your smokin'.....
Now - this facial - I don't care if it's correct or not - I am all over this.... See what you need is a man that can really blow a load... You know? In order to have enough to spread around.... Lucky for you - I happen to be this man....
mrdeeznuts said:i'm down to see some lesbian action go down
MrMuscle said:I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin, great hair! The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hot! I'm everything your not!
I'm pretty, I'm cool! I dominate the school!
Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'! I smile! And many think I'm vile.
I'm flyin', I jump! You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
I'm major, I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead! We act like we're on speed!
you hate us cause we're beautiful well we don't like u either!
We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders!
Frisky said:thank you suga, Im in good spirits though![]()
please send said load to me asap, im taking up collections and gonna market this stuff![]()

reno240 said:Sorry but I can't have you mixing my perfect genetic load with others. It will ruin the skin healing effects of my swimmers.![]()
reno240 said:What's my cut?
reno240 said:Alright then.... Since I NOW I'm good - They're on the way... Wait... Where? Oh - hold a cup out... I can hit it from here...
Frisky said:![]()
fill'er up![]()
your lying about the hot partFrisky said:tired, I'm frustrated and I'm pissed at the world
yes this is a meemeemee thread so kiss my tight ass and call me mamma.
lets talk about nonsense, i need something to focus on besides bullshit drama.
reno240 said:Ok - bad aim - I got myself. So - what does this do for you skin....
Oh - Sick - I can't even joke about that...![]()

GrandMaster said:im seeing 3 girls right now... all of which im told think they are my g/f,,,,, but i've never brought up the convo.... and .... shits fucked... but i got 3 pussies lined up fo sho!![]()
Frisky said:you mofo play!
tee hee
Frisky said:yes this is a meemeemee thread so kiss my tight ass and call me mamma.
awittyusername said:You should have this as a disclaimer for every thread you make.
Better yet....You should put it in your sig for every post
GrandMaster said:im seeing 3 girls right now... all of which im told think they are my g/f,,,,, but i've never brought up the convo.... and .... shits fucked... but i got 3 pussies lined up fo sho!![]()
you would be my eternal love slave, and i could do it with a tray of ice cubes and a box of altoids.Frisky said:you kinky bitch you
that's a pretty typical day in the life of the worlds horniest Cat. daily dominations by complete strangers and anonymous sexual encounters in gas station bathrooms are commonplace.GrandMaster said:i would so love to dominate Frisky in that wild devient manner![]()
i think I see an ab on that chickHumorMe said:
Frisky said:do you know that sperm is good for your pores? Seriously, I had this conversation with my doctor. Not sure what those little buggers do but it makes an awesome face mask... just weird requesting it to be spewed in a bottle.
jealous?Smurfy said:i think I see an ab on that chick
no cuz I have 2.HumanTarget said:jealous?
i didn't really think i had a chance to piss you off, but i thought i should give it a shot anyway...Smurfy said:no cuz I have 2.
she's beyond a six pack. the girl's packin a keg.Smurfy said:i think I see an ab on that chick
mrdeeznuts said:Hate to burst ur bubble Friskers but
I can tell you now with a 99% certainty that yes while semen has proteins and lipids and prosta-glandins which are common in anti aging creams none of these are able to penetrate the skin without an adjuvent to aid in penetration
WHICH SEMEN DOESN'T HAVE!
but i'll still give you ur daily facial mmmm kay
Gymgurl said:Looks like you won't be so hot today...temp drop by 10 degrees...lol still 80's...how do you live in that so early in the yr..
Gymgurl said:Looks like you won't be so hot today...temp drop by 10 degrees...lol still 80's...how do you live in that so early in the yr..
Where are you that it's that hot?Frisky said:seems like year round in these parts... we may have 2 mts of winter and im talking maybe 60's. Its so humid here too, so its miserable in the summer. I wish I could walk around naked .
Help me out here - do you have an answer for this? Why is it that in areas where the climate is as hot as the sun - the people eat hot and spicy food? I LOVE cajun food and spices, but I live in Chicago and eat it in the winter.Frisky said:I'm in Louisiana... the good cajun food makes up for it though
LOL@ pics

reno240 said:Help me out here - do you have an answer for this? Why is it that in areas where the climate is as hot as the sun - the people eat hot and spicy food? I LOVE cajun food and spices, but I live in Chicago and eat it in the winter.![]()
Frisky said:.... Nothing like a good hot spice Gumbo when its chilly out![]()
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