Im horny.

[biteme]

Since Im suffering, I want the rest of you to know.

 

[EnderJE]

Whitey is evil.

 

[buffer1]

go fuck that chick at the gym

 

[biteme]

Whitey is evil.

I don't like masturbating. Doesn't compare with the real thing, but I don't have a gf now. Goddamnit.

 

[biteme]

go fuck that chick at the gym

Can't take the chance. That's my second home.

 

[biteme]

Did I make myself clear that I need some pussy? I'm having withdrawal symptoms.

 

[swole]

one time i threw on a rubber and fucked the slit between 2 of the seat pillows on my couch

 

[buffer1]

Can't take the chance. That's my second home.

so you're gonna sit at home and pull your puddin

 

[biteme]

so you're gonna sit at home and pull your puddin

Im just gonna have to get out there and do the leg work to get some new meat. I was about to approach this girl at the grocery store, but when I turned the corner she was gone. I'm on the prowl. I'll probably just have to shell out the 30$ fucking bucks for match.com I have some e-mails that I can't read because I only pay for 1 month at a time.

 

[biteme]

one time i threw on a rubber and fucked the slit between 2 of the seat pillows on my couch

LMAO. No comment. I can't remember if I've ever done anything like that.

 

[Mr. dB]

Im just gonna have to get out there and do the leg work to get some new meat. I was about to approach this girl at the grocery store, but when I turned the corner she was gone. I'm on the prowl. I'll probably just have to shell out the 30$ fucking bucks for match.com I have some e-mails that I can't read because I only pay for 1 month at a time.

Or you could shell out for a prostitute.

 

[needtogetaas]

is this a secrit booty call thread.hmmmm

 

[biteme]

Or you could shell out for a prostitute.

I don't fuck hos. They be nasty.

 

[feisty11975]

one time i threw on a rubber and fucked the slit between 2 of the seat pillows on my couch

Swole you seriously worry me sometimes

 

[biteme]

Swole you seriously worry me sometimes

I had a friend that fucked a gatorade bottle.

 

[biteme]

Thread of the fucking week. It's about time I got one.

 

[swole]

Swole you seriously worry me sometimes

ok i lied









































i did it more than once, seriously

 

[feisty11975]

ok i lied



i did it more than once, seriously

I think you need help

 

[Raina]

Lately I've been thankful to have invested wisely into very high quality glass best friends.

 

[feisty11975]

I had a friend that fucked a gatorade bottle.

That just does not seem like that would be very satisfying

 

[biteme]

I think you need help

Pefectly normal for a guy. 99% of guys have done something like that. The others are lying. You just close your eyes and pretend you are fucking a chick.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I had a friend that fucked a gatorade bottle.

I tried to make it with an empty toilet paper roll once.

 

[biteme]

Lately I've been thankful to have invested wisely into very high quality glass best friends.

I get tired of masturbating. It's not close to the real thing. I can't go without sex for very long anymore.

 

[Megalomaniac]

Lately I've been thankful to have invested wisely into very high quality glass best friends.

You make it sound as though you have to rely on something like that, we know better than that.

 

[feisty11975]

I tried to make it with an empty toilet paper roll once.

OMG!!

 

[Megalomaniac]

OMG!!

You would be suprised at how desperate a guy might get, that is where creativity takes over

 

[feisty11975]

You would be suprised at how desperate a guy might get, that is where creativity takes over

lol

ummmmm


ok

Desperate times call for desperate measures right?

 

[alien amp pharm]

my fuck buddy is coming back over tommorrow night.

how does that make you feel...aap getting action and you're not.

 

[feisty11975]

my fuck buddy is coming back over tommorrow night.

how does that make you feel...aap getting action and you're not.

yeah sure


Keep on telling yourself that! You will start to believe it

 

[Testosterone boy]

my fuck buddy is coming back over tommorrow night.

how does that make you feel...aap getting action and you're not.

Makes me happy for you.

 

[biteme]

OMG!!

My brother got a pocket pussy for a gag gift at his bachelor party.

 

[Testosterone boy]

My brother got a pocket pussy for a gag gift at his bachelor party.

heh...I bought one of those. Actually...I bought two for some reason.

Takes a stronger imagination than I have.

 

[swole]

It's not a matter of being desperate.

It's a matter of not wanting to deal with bullshit after the fucking is over. Hands and couch pillows don't take up room on your bed or make stupid conversation. That's reserved for a girl I love, should I be in love again.

And how the fuck does your dick fit inside a gatorade bottle or toilet paper roll?

 

[Raina]

You make it sound as though you have to rely on something like that, we know better than that.

There's a difference between being able to and choosing to.

 

[swole]

There's a difference between being able to and choosing to.

Most of the e-virgins are beggars and used to not being able to choose.

 

[Testosterone boy]

It's not a matter of being desperate.

It's a matter of not wanting to deal with bullshit after the fucking is over. Hands and couch pillows don't take up room on your bed or make stupid conversation. That's reserved for a girl I love, should I be in love again.

And how the fuck does your dick fit inside a gatorade bottle or toilet paper roll?

Read a little closer.

I said...tried.

 

[Megalomaniac]

Well it doesn't, but I can stuff things in them to make them smaller and then there is a fit.

 

[needtogetaas]

me to.but Iam holding out on her.

 

[biteme]

heh...I bought one of those. Actually...I bought two for some reason.

Takes a stronger imagination than I have.

I was on the phone and didn't have time to add that I tried it out. Even used lube. Didn't do anything for me.

 

[coldblue1955]

Since Im suffering, I want the rest of you to know.

we3ll buy a porno and releive yourself!