I'm here to say that whatever you can do well, I can do better

[Testosterone boy]

Test if you feel like passing the rock my way I would be happy to dunk on the little big mouth. I always loved dropping hammers on big talkers. .

A dumbfounded look. Don't be another victim.

I'll prolly have to, don't think I can dunk anymore.

 

[Nathan]

Vixenbabe: Well, I'd be lying if I said I didn't want one. Damn you!

As for the rest of you, better is better. I'm not saying you can't all fit bowling pins into your anuses - I would never take that away from you seeing as how I know how important it is to you Nancy Boy. All I am saying is that if I were to do it, I'd make it look good and shit.

On a side not, all of your posts give me a creepy vibe - it's as though in real life you're chicks with dicks and my sixth sense is warning me.