I'm gonna kill this cat.

[biteme]

Pray for the cat if you're a cat lover. They annoy the shit out of me.

 

[Lestat]

im not a huge fan of cats, especially single women with multiple cats

 

[jestro]

There's a little fuking yip yip dog I wanted to kill last night. People need to get the damn things inside at night.

 

[gotmilk]

I'd cleanse the Earth of poodles if I was allowed to.

And Bantu Somali's

 

[puddlemonkey]

Someone post the cat picture, I can't seem to find it on my pueter.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nevermind, got it.

 

[biteme]

I finally smacked him and knocked him off the table. Hope that works. I put my plate of food down and sat down and he jumped up on the table and put his face in my food. He's lucky to still be breathing.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I finally smacked him and knocked him off the table. Hope that works. I put my plate of food down and sat down and he jumped up on the table and put his face in my food. He's lucky to still be breathing.

you should smack a full grown male lion or tiger instead.

 

[chewyxrage]

you just gotta slap 'em and yell really loud a couple times. cats are pretty smart, they don't wanna get fucked up, after that you just flinch them

 

[DannoMight]

spray bottle set on stream works well. I used to chase my kitty down with it til she learned. Now she's by far the best pet I've had.

 

[Mr. dB]

Poor kitty.

 

[redsamurai]

I finally smacked him and knocked him off the table. Hope that works. I put my plate of food down and sat down and he jumped up on the table and put his face in my food. He's lucky to still be breathing.

He seriously went to eat your food? OMFG, that's fucking hysterical.....yeah, i'd regulate that shit.....I love cats though, well, at least the cool ones that give you a good national geographic show in the summertime hunting down anything that twitches in your yard. My old cat used to jump up on the table when we ate, but he sat in the far corner and didn't utter a sound.......kind of like he thought we didn't notice him. Yeah, a good water bottle squirt to the face will get his attention. If I'm really pissed, I cuss at him in german............he knows to strike out when the german starts flying.

 

[wootoom]

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