i'm Drunk

[Mr.Bo Janlges]

Its amazing how drunk you can get when you mix tequila and tylenol #3's. I just got home and don't want to go to bed, and the girl i was trying to encourage to come home apparently has to go to dance class tommoro and would'nt let be defile her tonight, so i thought i would let everone here know that i was drunk tonight. Its amazing how much brighter the world can look when you've been recently dumped and a hottie show's interest in you.

To Anyone that's been recently dumped,
Get back on the wagon and meet some nice new girls, i guarantee it will make you feel atleast a bit better.