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michaelm

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This is some tough shit...my wife has been ill and we hadn't had sex in a couple of weeks......so insted of being horny all day and I new she wasnt feeling to good to give head...i had to choke my chicken...thought I had cleaned myself up pretty well, but she finds nut stains in my draws...lol.....now she thinks i been cheating. I dont want to admit to her that i spanked my monkey, she'll laugh my ass into embarassment....what would u do???

:mix:
 
Naw, just tell her you prefer masterbating and that her chooch has been too pungent to tap.

She will start giving you more head.
 
naw man...i aint worried about her cheating on me we just a baby, which is why i cant get it right now......we got 5 in all
 
Unless her mouth and throat are part of the birth canal, she can still suck dick.

michaelm said:
naw man...i aint worried about her cheating on me we just a baby, which is why i cant get it right now......we got 5 in all
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yeah it should be a now brainer, but I always told her that I never had and i'll never masturbate(my lying ass...,only if she knew)....swallowed my pride and just told her so she will calm down..
 
"Unless her mouth and throat are part of the birth canal, she can still suck dick."




lol, my thoughts exactly, but u gotta be considerate considering what she's been thru giving birth...and she aint been felling the best lately...but I did get me some head last night, but my 3 and 4 year old busted in my room and we had to stop that shit fast....litlte blockers
 
"Next time just jack off right there in front of her."


naw next time I'll let her wack it off for me AFTER HEAD TIME.....TONIGHT
 
She knew you you choked the chicken, just didn't want you to know that she knew. I bet she double clicks her own mouse once in a while as well. No biggie. Masterbation is a part of life.
 
Tell her that when men don't get any sex, cum starts to slowly ooze out of us involuntarily to relieve the pressure as it builds up. She has no clue that it doesn't...
 
From Zero said:
Just tell her you jerked off. Better than having her think you cheated.

This should be a no-brainer ...
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and next time wipe up better. I always grab toilet paper before I turn in for the evening, or an old t-shirt. LOL
 
^^^^LMAO^^^^

Tell her the truth......I love to watch my man do that in front of me !!!! maybe she will
 
I agree this is a no brainer.. does she really think you don't jerk off?
 
michaelm said:
This is some tough shit...my wife has been ill and we hadn't had sex in a couple of weeks......so insted of being horny all day and I new she wasnt feeling to good to give head...i had to choke my chicken...thought I had cleaned myself up pretty well, but she finds nut stains in my draws...lol.....now she thinks i been cheating. I dont want to admit to her that i spanked my monkey, she'll laugh my ass into embarassment....what would u do???

:mix:
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Is there some law that married men can't masturbate???

There are only two kinds of men -- those who masturbate, and those who lie about it.
 
Hey man if you told her that and she believed you, you definitely have a good trusting relationship, I wouldn’t fuck it up by making something up come clean. What is there to be embarrassed about? Every guy does it, and hell half of the women admit to it also. The rest are just lying.
 
tiger88 said:
here is a good place to start cheating


www.eros.com
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Tiger is all about that site, he cant keep his tip off of it.
I am going to have to try that site based on your relentless recommendations alone.
 
I don't see why she'd have an issue with you getting yourself off. It doesn't seem like something that should be a big deal. And if she's feeling insecure and thinks you're cheating, then you should really tell her you're just taking care of yourself while her body finishes healing.
 
tell her you are on the verge of cheating if you dont start getting the knob slobbed, and this is ur way of breaking it slowly to her
 
superdave said:


Tiger is all about that site, he cant keep his tip off of it.
I am going to have to try that site based on your relentless recommendations alone.
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dude no lies man they can fuck u see in the movies :)





dont be fool wrap ypur tool



:)
 
From Zero said:
Just tell her you jerked off. Better than having her think you cheated.

This should be a no-brainer ...
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If my husband didn't masturbate I don't think we would make it.

just tell her "C'mon, everybody's doin' it."
 
boscoe wilson said:


If my husband didn't masturbate I don't think we would make it.

just tell her "C'mon, everybody's doin' it."
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do u are a female right or ur husband mneaning u gay right
 
I can't stay hard in the shower.
 
boscoe wilson said:


I'm a female. But thanks for not just assuming I was gay.
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u dont understand this board is fucked up and alot of shit has happenned here and like alot of pppl i dunno.....just use the plat search engine
 
just tell her you tugged it. like the guys said its better then letting her mind un wild thinking you cheated. who cares i pull my sh!t all the time, even in front of her, then i put it in her mouth right before i kum..no brainer if you ask me
 
I am trippin at some of the replies..but some are really good...


but seriously, I told her, she laughed, hell we are reading these replies laughing now. It's cool. She had was more upset that I didnt feel comfortable telling her than I did because I let her jack me off all the time........
 
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