I'm all giddy and stuff

[UA_Iron]

My gf and I are still very much in the puppy love stage or whatever.

Yesterday went awesome. Grilled up some Filet Mignon and it was perfect (cause I'm a fucken badass), had shrimp, red potatoes, caesar salad. Bought her wine, made her dinner.

That was my gift to her - she pulled out what she got for me...
I got a picture of us, more of a collage type thing which I think is cool.
Cock Ring
Anal Beads (fuck off pick3, they're for me to use on her)
Big bottle of lube

I think I found my dream girl.

 

[alien amp pharm]

She got me the same thing!

 

[UA_Iron]

She got me the same thing!

she'd totally laugh at you if you tried hitting on her.

she's pretty upfront like that.

 

[UA_Iron]

Forgot the sex scene:


then we got half drunk and went to the video store and rented porno (rent one, get one free day). Then we came home, she walked in my room wearing nothing but pink lacy lingerie. I was speechless cause she looked so fucken good...

I think you guys can mentally piece together what happened for the next hour and a half.

 

[KillahBee]

Holy fucking Lestat/SWV post!!! jesus dude, you are flaming right now.

And I never liked lingerie. It's all for show and too planned. I like rape fantasies better.

"Don't tell me when you are going to do it, so it seems more real" is the sexiest thing a woman has ever said to me.

 

[Frisky]

Holy fucking Lestat/SWV post!!! jesus dude, you are flaming right now.

And I never liked lingerie. It's all for show and too planned. I like rape fantasies better.
"Don't tell me when you are going to do it, so it seems more real" is the sexiest thing a woman has ever said to me.

I concur... I have a damn drawer full... and its the damn last thing I'm thinking of putting on when I am ready to ravish my beau. I'd prefer him rip my shirt off and rip my thong off spur of the moment than have to start taking that shizzle off piece by piece. Every now and again is ok... but only if I am doing a strip tease in the middle of the night and wake him that way.

 

[H_T_]

big thumbs up on the cockring! Mahogany? next is the penis pump. chicks love seeing guys use equipment.

 

[UA_Iron]

Holy fucking Lestat/SWV post!!! jesus dude, you are flaming right now.

And I never liked lingerie. It's all for show and too planned. I like rape fantasies better.

"Don't tell me when you are going to do it, so it seems more real" is the sexiest thing a woman has ever said to me.

dude, i can do whatever I want with this girl and she loves it. Go be a fag on another thread.

I just thought of a good rape fantasy... Parking garages here, she'll be parked somewhere on the top level of one...I'll be hiding behind a pillar...

 

[rubberneck]

Forgot the sex scene:


then we got half drunk and went to the video store and rented porno (rent one, get one free day). Then we came home, she walked in my room wearing nothing but pink lacy lingerie. I was speechless cause she looked so fucken good...

I think you guys can mentally piece together what happened for the next hour and a half.

useless without pictures!!!

 

[feisty11975]

Congrats on your great night

 

[Sub-Zero]

dude, i can do whatever I want with this girl and she loves it. Go be a fag on another thread.

I just thought of a good rape fantasy... Parking garages here, she'll be parked somewhere on the top level of one...I'll be hiding behind a pillar...

or you can wait in her bathroom pantry all day and while shes showering come out with a mask and bind her legs and arms together and fuck her without ever taking the mask off.

then u run out and come back like an hour late rshell be like guess what happened to me, all crying, and tell u how she got raped then u be like "orly, hehe" and then tellher it was u, then get raped in jail

 

[Gambino]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=529613

 

[heatherrae]

Ah, the puppy love stage is so grand. I miss being in love. =-)

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't blame her for getting drunked up before fucking you

 

[Frisky]

or you can wait in her bathroom pantry all day and while shes showering come out with a mask and bind her legs and arms together and fuck her without ever taking the mask off.

then u run out and come back like an hour late rshell be like guess what happened to me, all crying, and tell u how she got raped then u be like "orly, hehe" and then tellher it was u, then get raped in jail

lol

you worry me sometimes! But... that would seriously be fugging funny.

 

[rykertest]

dude, i can do whatever I want with this girl and she loves it. Go be a fag on another thread.

I just thought of a good rape fantasy... Parking garages here, she'll be parked somewhere on the top level of one...I'll be hiding behind a pillar...

I'm gonna laugh when she maces you on accident.

 

[Spartacus]

supposedly there's this new deal that originated out west
couples are doing the nasty at open houses
it's recommended to employ a third to ask the realtor odd questions about door hinges and shit

 

[the_clockwork]

I bet the other 10000 guys could do whatever they wanted to her too

 

[jh1]

Lots of estrogen bros up in this thread...