I'm all for self-mockery. It's hawt

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

So... first my Massnutrition order came in:

Which made me all like:

Then I decided to gay it up and make fun of myself by attempting to pose. These are the results:

Yes, my nipples are uneven.

I look like I just got busted here:

Wtf is on my wall?

Mocking an old myspace photo of mine:

I think this is supposed to show off my arms or something...maybe chest? Meh, it shows how much of a dork I am.

FIN

jafo · Apr 28, 2007

um ok ..have fun good luck and all the other standard bs

nefertiti · Apr 28, 2007

I'm not really one for lavishing e-compliments but you've got great eyes. Love that shade of blue, especially combined with the dark hair.

Now get in the gym ya skinny bastahd.

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

jafo said:
um ok ..have fun good luck and all the other standard bs

WORD! I mean, yeah man, that sounds good. I did legs tonight, my legs no likey.

nefertiti said:
I'm not really one for lavishing e-compliments but you've got great eyes. Love that shade of blue, especially combined with the dark hair.

Now get in the gym ya skinny bastahd.

HA! You should check out my thread one forum down from here; you think I'm skinny now, ZOMG I was malnourished when I started back 9 weeks ago.

I'm probably going to put another 20 on and be happy with my weight there.

redguru · Apr 28, 2007

Holy fuck, dude, nvest in a tanning salon or something. You should have given me a don protective eyewear warning.

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

redguru said:
Holy fuck, dude, nvest in a tanning salon or something. You should have given me a don protective eyewear warning.

The wife wants me to go tanning (since she does all the time). I should go for a few sessions; if I get sun on my body, I tan pretty quick.

swole · Apr 28, 2007

sardonicone said:
The wife wants me to go tanning (since she does all the time). I should go for a few sessions; if I get sun on my body, I tan pretty quick.

nofuckingway

i would bet my 1st born child that you burn up and turn red like superqt at the mr universe comp

jafo · Apr 28, 2007

redguru said:
Holy fuck, dude, nvest in a tanning salon or something. You should have given me a don protective eyewear warning.

he must live in the north or north east

javaguru · Apr 28, 2007

nefertiti said:
I'm not really one for lavishing e-compliments but you've got great eyes. Love that shade of blue, especially combined with the dark hair.

Now get in the gym ya skinny bastahd.

...nefertitties is always so nice...

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

swole said:
nofuckingway

i would bet my 1st born child that you burn up and turn red like superqt at the mr universe comp

Well, if you want to bet that, I'll make sure to get some sun over the next week.

Providing it stops raining.

My forearms is just from the game we had on tuesday, and the practice prior to that.

I'm very fair skinned, but I tan easy. My wife hates me for that.

Well, she hates me for a plethora of things, but that's one of them.

jafo said:
he must live in the north or north east

Columbus, OH to be exact.

javaguru said:
...nefertitties is always so nice...

I think it has something to do with boobies. I'm not sure though.

nefertiti · Apr 28, 2007

redguru said:
Holy fuck, dude, nvest in a tanning salon or something. You should have given me a don protective eyewear warning.

I resemble that remark.

jafo · Apr 28, 2007

all I really can say is put somthing on your walls make it look like you live there..i

javaguru · Apr 28, 2007

sardonicone said:
WORD! I mean, yeah man, that sounds good. I did legs tonight, my legs no likey.

HA! You should check out my thread one forum down from here; you think I'm skinny now, ZOMG I was malnourished when I started back 9 weeks ago.

I'm probably going to put another 20 on and be happy with my weight there.

Bor, just eat a lot and a 5x5 progressive resistance program will work wonders.

Gain some mass and then tan....

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

jafo said:
all I really can say is put somthing on your walls make it look like you live there..i

I hate having stuff on walls. It irks me and I start jerking around and grunting till their removed.

javaguru said:
Bor, just eat a lot and a 5x5 progressive resistance program will work wonders.

Gain some mass and then tan....

I'm doing alright for myself right now. I've gained 16 lbs in the last 9 weeks. I'm fine with it taking twice as long for the next 16. I'd much rather gain it slowly anyways, as got some belly fat I need to knock out.

I also need a fucking squat rack, it's getting neigh impossible to do as much as I want on leg days without one. Maybe I'll just get a bunch of cinderblocks and stack' em up.

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

Swole, about my tanning ability. Here's one week, side by side comparison. I did nothing but have a softball game on Tuesday. Note the change in color on my forarms in that time.

Sub-Zero · Apr 28, 2007

bro how long have u been at it? eat more

sardonicone · Apr 28, 2007

SublimeZM said:
bro how long have u been at it? eat more

9 weeks. Look in my thread in the pictures forum, I did a before/after pic last week.

biteme · Apr 28, 2007

350 mgs. of test for a year should do the job.

wootoom · Apr 28, 2007

is this a joke?

heatherrae · Apr 28, 2007

Your eyes are unbelievable.

Your skin on your face looks sort of yellow like jaundice in those pics. Are you feeling okay? :worried:

wootoom · Apr 28, 2007

heatherrae said:
Your eyes are unbelievable.

Your skin on your face looks sort of yellow like jaundice in those pics. Are you feeling okay?

lololol

theoak01 · Apr 28, 2007

well dude congrats on making the decision to start changing your life,dont get discouraged when the results dont come super fast,just keep at it and enjoy being healthy.

btw im like you with the tanning,I am fair skin but tan really easy,and hold it for quite some time.

sardonicone · Apr 29, 2007

biteme said:
350 mgs. of test for a year should do the job.

If I cycle (that's a big if) it certainly won't be for a year straight.

Wootoom said:
is this a joke?

?

heatherrae said:
Your eyes are unbelievable.

Your skin on your face looks sort of yellow like jaundice in those pics. Are you feeling okay?

I'm feeling fine. Maybe I just need some sun or something, it was a little bit after I worked out, so I could have been kind of flushed. I dunno. I might be feeling ill because you haven't helped me get over my writers block...

theoak01 said:
well dude congrats on making the decision to start changing your life,dont get discouraged when the results dont come super fast,just keep at it and enjoy being healthy.

btw im like you with the tanning,I am fair skin but tan really easy,and hold it for quite some time.

Thanks for the support. I just need to either go tanning once or twice, or go and run around naked for a few days.

redguru · Apr 29, 2007

Dude, mad props for posting pictures of yourself.

sardonicone · Apr 29, 2007

redguru said:
Dude, mad props for posting pictures of yourself.

Heh, thanks. I have no qualms about that stuff. I know I'm going to be a small fry around these parts, and that's ok.

heatherrae · Apr 29, 2007

sardonicone said:
Heh, thanks. I have no qualms about that stuff. I know I'm going to be a small fry around these parts, and that's ok.

Hey, you can always get more muscle, but no one can work to get eyes like that. Holy cow, i'm jealous.

string_bean00 · Apr 29, 2007

the animal paks and muscle milk are good, but wtf is that other stuff?

sardonicone · Apr 29, 2007

heatherrae said:
Hey, you can always get more muscle, but no one can work to get eyes like that. Holy cow, i'm jealous.

Gosh! Flattery really will get you everywhere with me. Thanks!

string_bean00 said:
the animal paks and muscle milk are good, but wtf is that other stuff?

TRAC is my creatine/larginine stuff (It's made by MHP). Protobolic is my "before I go to bed" protien shake. It's also by MHP

wootoom · Apr 29, 2007

is this thread a joke?

sardonicone · Apr 29, 2007

Wootoom said:
is this thread a joke?

My penis is a Joke.

Wait, what?

wootoom · Apr 29, 2007

hmmmm

sardonicone · Apr 29, 2007

Wootoom said:
hmmmm

Hold me?

biteme · Apr 29, 2007

redguru said:
Dude, mad props for posting pictures of yourself.

What happened to your assvatar where you had the extra padding on your ass?

redguru · Apr 29, 2007

biteme said:
What happened to your assvatar where you had the extra padding on your ass?

Why, you cruising for some strange?

biteme · Apr 29, 2007

redguru said:
Why, you cruising for some strange?

It turned me on.

Raptorex · Apr 29, 2007

nice start bro, keep up the good work in in a couple of years you will see tremendous results. It's like 50% enthusiasm, 50% genetics!

sardonicone · Apr 30, 2007

mightymouse69 said:
nice start bro, keep up the good work in in a couple of years you will see tremendous results. It's like 50% enthusiasm, 50% genetics!

Thanks. Workin' on it.

Lestat · Apr 30, 2007

i always thought you were like 40

sardonicone · Apr 30, 2007

Lestat said:
i always thought you were like 40

Nope. I will be 28, however, this May.

jerkbox · Apr 30, 2007

i'd say drink a tub of that muscle milk each day.....6 months and 4500 bucks later, you should be pretty jacked.....or pretty fat

NJjuice22 · Apr 30, 2007

nice uh.......muscle milk.

sardonicone · May 1, 2007

jerkbox said:
i'd say drink a tub of that muscle milk each day.....6 months and 4500 bucks later, you should be pretty jacked.....or pretty fat

I'd go with the later on that one.

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