I'm about a nats ass away from telling this chick off

[javaguru]

And you haven't told a funny joke in years.

That you aren't the butt of......debatable...

 

[heatherrae]

That you aren't the butt of......debatable...

I'm having contractions. Cut me some slack.

 

[javaguru]

I'm having contractions. Cut me some slack.

Finally get some semen?

 

[jackangel]

Finally get some semen?

i didn't see pick3 post in this thread

i thought this was about your wife again. that would be just right.

 

[javaguru]

i didn't see pick3 post in this thread

i thought this was about your wife again. that would be just right.

If it were 2001 when I had a wife... I wish I were like you and never dated a chick, it makes life easier, you don't know what you're missing.

 

[Spartacus]

Finally get some semen?

Crying Over Spilled Semen
Why women who don't use condoms feel happier.

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html

By:Tiffany Kary

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals.

 

[jackangel]

If it were 2001 when I had a wife... I wish I were like you and never dated a chick, it makes life easier, you don't know what you're missing.

my bad for the ambiguity, i was actually talking about the OP's wife, since that would make more sense given his recent threads.

 

[Spartacus]

"Semen contains hormones including testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins, and some of these are absorbed through the walls of the vagina and are known to elevate mood."

 

[javaguru]

my bad for the ambiguity, i was actually talking about the OP's wife, since that would make more sense given his recent threads.

Who???? I'm new here...

 

[heatherrae]

Finally get some semen?

No. I'm a good girl. I hear that if you go 7 years without having sex, you get an honorary virgin card. I think that is my new goal.