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abolish the weak

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Story is simple. Middle aged woman who still thinks she's 20. Comes into the gym and talks to anybody that gives her the time of day. Has all her makeup on, hair done up, etc etc. Feels the need to interrupt almost every one of my fucking conversations with someone and run away with it, and I'm standing there like WTF. I'm in there today talking to a very important person about something very important. Here she comes again, finally I just leave and tell the guy I'll call him. Just venting
 
abolish the weak said:
Story is simple. Middle aged woman who still thinks she's 20. Comes into the gym and talks to anybody that gives her the time of day. Has all her makeup on, hair done up, etc etc. Feels the need to interrupt almost every one of my fucking conversations with someone and run away with it, and I'm standing there like WTF. I'm in there today talking to a very important person about something very important. Here she comes again, finally I just leave and tell the guy I'll call him. Just venting


does wayne brady need to smack a bitch?
 
abolish the weak said:
Story is simple. Middle aged woman who still thinks she's 20. Comes into the gym and talks to anybody that gives her the time of day. Has all her makeup on, hair done up, etc etc. Feels the need to interrupt almost every one of my fucking conversations with someone and run away with it, and I'm standing there like WTF. I'm in there today talking to a very important person about something very important. Here she comes again, finally I just leave and tell the guy I'll call him. Just venting

maybe, as pathetic as she is, you're just a little bit more, which is why she can run away with the conversation so easily.

its an interesting angle and probably super accurate.
 
heatherrae said:
You hate all women. I've come to that conclusion...lol.


No, I dont hate women. I love women, most beautiful thing there is in this world. But what I dont like, are chicks that think just because they have a *insert word here* that they can act rude as hell and still expect guys to bow down for them. I dont play that shit, especially with some middle aged chick who is almost too old to fuck anymore.
 
abolish the weak said:
Story is simple. Middle aged woman who still thinks she's 20. Comes into the gym and talks to anybody that gives her the time of day. Has all her makeup on, hair done up, etc etc. Feels the need to interrupt almost every one of my fucking conversations with someone and run away with it, and I'm standing there like WTF. I'm in there today talking to a very important person about something very important. Here she comes again, finally I just leave and tell the guy I'll call him. Just venting
Next time just talk over the bitch like she's not there.
 
abolish the weak said:
No, I dont hate women. I love women, most beautiful thing there is in this world. But what I dont like, are chicks that think just because they have a *insert word here* that they can act rude as hell and still expect guys to bow down for them. I dont play that shit, especially with some middle aged chick who is almost too old to fuck anymore.
Wow, you really just proved my point.

So, women are only valuable for fucking and only worth fucking when they are 20?

Your mom is over 20, isn't she? How would you want some meathead talking about her like that?
 
abolish the weak said:
No, I dont hate women. I love women, most beautiful thing there is in this world. But what I dont like, are chicks that think just because they have a *insert word here* that they can act rude as hell and still expect guys to bow down for them. I dont play that shit, especially with some middle aged chick who is almost too old to fuck anymore.

what's funny is that
a. for some reason she bothers you. either you're jealous of her, or attracted to her, and she's not giving you the time of day.

b. she keeps interrupting your 'very important conversations' and whoever you are talking to would rather listen to "some middle aged chick who is almost too old to fuck anymore", some some "know it all dipshit who's life is a fucking mess and would rather complain about it than do something."
 
stilleto said:
what's funny is that
a. for some reason she bothers you. either you're jealous of her, or attracted to her, and she's not giving you the time of day.

b. she keeps interrupting your 'very important conversations' and whoever you are talking to would rather listen to "some middle aged chick who is almost too old to fuck anymore", some some "know it all dipshit who's life is a fucking mess and would rather complain about it than do something."

you got me bro, my life sux,hahahhaa
 
abolish the weak said:
Story is simple. Middle aged woman who still thinks she's 20. Comes into the gym and talks to anybody that gives her the time of day. Has all her makeup on, hair done up, etc etc. Feels the need to interrupt almost every one of my fucking conversations with someone and run away with it, and I'm standing there like WTF. I'm in there today talking to a very important person about something very important. Here she comes again, finally I just leave and tell the guy I'll call him. Just venting
I would have assumed you had an encounter with HR but she hasn't worked out in years....
 
javaguru said:
I would have assumed you had an encounter with HR but she hasn't worked out in years....
And you haven't told a funny joke in years. :lmao:
 
well, the important person was my photographer and the important topic was upcoming photo shoots for some fitness magazines. I failed to share this because nobody would believe it anyways, and I'm definitely not going to prove it due to possibly the wrong people reading it and finding out the guy on the cover who is a straight shooter, fitness and goal oriented, is also the same one posting retarded shit about middle aged bitches who are prolly too old to fuck, hahahahhaahha What can i say, I'm a joker and only human
 
jackangel said:
i didn't see pick3 post in this thread :confused:

i thought this was about your wife again. that would be just right.
If it were 2001 when I had a wife...:) I wish I were like you and never dated a chick, it makes life easier, you don't know what you're missing. :)
 
javaguru said:
Finally get some semen?
Crying Over Spilled Semen
Why women who don't use condoms feel happier.

http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html

By:Tiffany Kary

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals.
 
javaguru said:
If it were 2001 when I had a wife...:) I wish I were like you and never dated a chick, it makes life easier, you don't know what you're missing. :)

my bad for the ambiguity, i was actually talking about the OP's wife, since that would make more sense given his recent threads.
 
"Semen contains hormones including testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins, and some of these are absorbed through the walls of the vagina and are known to elevate mood."
 
javaguru said:
Finally get some semen?
No. I'm a good girl. I hear that if you go 7 years without having sex, you get an honorary virgin card. I think that is my new goal.
 
heatherrae said:
No. I'm a good girl. I hear that if you go 7 years without having sex, you get an honorary virgin card. I think that is my new goal.
Is that was Jesus told some guy that told you?
 
abolish the weak said:
No, I dont hate women. I love women, most beautiful thing there is in this world. But what I dont like, are chicks that think just because they have a *insert word here* that they can act rude as hell and still expect guys to bow down for them. I dont play that shit, especially with some middle aged chick who is almost too old to fuck anymore.

Wait, men aren't supposed to bow down before the *insert word here*?
 
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