Dude! Ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnando has an appt set up for you right now so you don't have to go on to "closer to 30 than 20" with that unibrow! It's important to enter your formative years without a catarpillar sitting on your face. It distracts the ladies while you are .. well... whatever you do....
Ferrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnando awaits! He's keeping the chair warm for you as we speak!